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Dad joke expert/Sports junky. Costco and F word enthusiast #girldad Sober since 12/20/15

Bay Area
Joined July 2011
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@TIMBO_SL1CE
Girl Father
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Some things can’t be erased by a scoreboard. I bleed this shit and it brings a tear to my eye that it’s something I can share with my daughter for life. Tonight was painful but only because i really do care. Roll on you magnificent Bears. Bay Area till they put me in the dirt.
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RT @Win4Cal: Wait. THE @JessicaSimpson? If you're in need of a good laugh, you're going to LOVE hearing more details about what happened….
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Docs talent is so under appreciated because he makes this looks easy.
@suessgobears
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Hello Gopher Nation and greetings from the #Calgorithm. I’ve been working on an offseason project that’s NES/Famicom themed and arranged our opponent fight songs. Here’s “Minnesota Rouser”. You’ll have to add your own yells/chants at the end. Enjoy and safe travels if you’re
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RT @RobertMSterling: We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch. We had Circus Circus. We had the Tropicana and the Excalibur. We had c….
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RT @CalBearsOn3: Cal 🐻 training camp 📸. (📷: @MattRMoreno)
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RT @acdmma_: whoever introduced him to cocaine needs to pay for their crimes.
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RT @SouthPark: Wait, so we ARE relevant?.#eatabagofdicks.
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RT @LibertyJen: This dude testing fishing lures in the store. 😂
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RT @Coach_Yac: Robert Saleh RAVES about Mykel Williams pass rush ability from over the guard position:. “He’s got great feet. He’s kinda aw….
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If you fight for another military you’re not an American.
@MenchOsint
MenchOsint
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⚡️An Israeli soldier with US citizenship was attacked in Clayton, Missouri, his vehicles were set on fire and destroyed. Graffiti outside the family’s home called for death to the IDF.
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Frank Gore??????.
@lt4kicks
Lawrence Tynes
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You can call him whatever you want but you must also call him: . 2x Super Bowl Champion.2x Super Bowl MVP
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RT @IanCarrollShow: @RepFine @bezalelsm Randy Fine should be deported to Israel where he belongs.
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God bless America.
@westengw
westen champlin
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This was truly one of the most terrifying things I've ever done.
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RT @wokemobfootball: I will scream it from the rooftops:. GIVE US CAL HELMET STICKERS!!!
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RT @CoachTB02: Development💯 Separation is in the preparation 😤. Who is next?! #SmartAndTough #ProBears #MembersOnly.
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RT @cenkuygur: Mainstream media is having this ludicrous conversation about why Laura Loomer is able to fire almost anyone inside the Trump….
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Actually just the Megan’s Law map of Israel.
@RepFine
Congressman Randy Fine
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It's 1am and I just got woken up due to this Muslim terror attack. Imagine having to live this way as a fact of life.
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RT @podiatristdon: That’s actually a map of all of Randy’s incoming Uber eats orders.
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RT @CalFootball: From Cal to the League ➡️ . Let ‘em know, @_CraigWoodson . #SmartAndTough #GoBears
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