It’s t-time that I look on the more positive side of-a things.
Free hugs! Reply below this to get a free hug from me. Everyone deserves-a to be happy..
i'll only be mentioning pizzahead since i don't really have any headcanons for pizzaface lmao
i'll also stop responding if i run out of headcanons to mention
BANNER IS DONE!!
to all who didn’t make it, i either couldn’t fit it in, was being selective, didn’t see your message or couldn’t get the picture to work 🫡
BANNER TIIIIME!!!
i will be selective as always, and there’s already some people i’m leaving reserved (if you’re reserved and end up commenting i’ll tell you dw lol)
send your PNGs or drives! don’t say “drive in bio” please
"..."
"So you're probably wondering... "Pizzahead! Why are you laying on the floor like that?"... Well, let me tell you."
"I fell down the f*TAUNT!*ing stairs."
*[Reader] has gotten a mysterious invitation to the Pizza Tower.*
*They can see there are instructions on the back of the invitation that leads them to a secret door within the tower.*
*Should they enter, they see what looks like a beautiful and very spooky dining area.*
(1/2)
🍕 "Hope you're all having a good day! I keep seeing this weird blue hedgehog looking thing giving people Christmas hats... I guess he's really in the Christmas spirit!"
// finally doing an interaction bait for silly pizza man since it's been a while
*Pizzahead seems to be looking for something, he looks a little frantic about it...*
🍕 "Come on... where is it?? I know someone didn't take it!"
*will [READER] approach him?*
🍕 "Yep. I'm staying inside my tower until further notice."
"Both of the Peppina's have gone mad. I don't know if Peppino is alright or not. Things are just getting worse."
🍕 “Well, it’s officially Throw A Short Person day!”
“But I found a more fun way to do it!”
“Don’t worry! It’s no death guaranteed!”
“Anyone 5’4” and under hop on in! And you do not get to say no!”
"*INHALE...*"
"*exhale*"
"OK, listen, buddy, pal, friendo."
"We're like, best friends, right? Or what you like to call... mortal enemies."
"But even I feel bad for you for this one. Good lord-"
i’m not leaving anytime soon that’s for sure
we can make it through these tough times as a community
go show anyone i follow or who is following me some support as well, i’m not gonna be able to tag them all
don’t give up and stay strong and safe
Pepmammu will not cease until every part of your cheesy body is tarnished and thrashed about.
I will tear your head off your pathetic body, devouring it like nothing.
so i'm gonna take a little break from parody twitter, it's not because something bad happened, i'm just tired and need a break, that's all
i'll be back eventually
[“I like Christmas as much as everyone else, but there’s a month in between it and Halloween for a reason. So I’m slapping anyone who can’t keep the holiday cheer in their damn pants until then.”]
//…excuse me?
One. We are absolutely mortal enemies. None of-a that best friend stuff. Or pals for that matter.
Two. You feel bad-a for me for? It was just unexpected! It’s fine!
🍕 “Peppino? I know you’re in there since you answered the phone! I’m only here to check on you to make sure you’re OK! That’s what I called about earlier!”