Good morning peasants! Today I raise you a question!
What Pokémon would your muse own? I personally believe that this clearly mighty and fearsome beast is perfect for nobility such as I!
//realistically speaking villains can't be good on parody twitter because some dipshit is going to shit themself and cry when the villain does something villainous.
Hello commoners! I’ve decided that this place has become too complacent with racism against the mechanical community! This cannot continue! I hereby decree that such conduct is now ILLEGAL! YOU MAY NOT DISCRIMINATE ON ROBOTS FOR SIMPLY BEING ROBOTS! EVER! NOT AS LONG AS IM HERE!
#PARODYMAGGEDON
THAT’S RIGHT SUCKERS!
REALITY’S BEEN BURNED ASUNDER, AND TIME’S BEEN LONG DEAD!
WE’RE THE ONES IN CONTROL HERE NOW!
WELCOME TO OUR NEVER ENDING PARTY AND REIGN OF TERROR!
WELCOME TO—
WEIRDMAGEDDON!
ehaha-
EHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
//Alright let’s do another thing I’ll give up on at a certain point
Like for a headcanon or just a genuine fact about king knight.
I will be stopping once I either run out of headcanons/facts or run out of motivation
Just so everyone is aware
Anyone is allowed in pridemoor keep. Demons, monsters, anything of the such.
AS LONG AS YOU ARE CLEAN.
AND ARE ABOVE 5’5.
SHORT PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED.
Are you a parody under 1k followers?
Pfft! Such Foolishness!
You see, I only talk with HIGH-CLASS PARODIES with AT LEAST 1K Followers around here!
We are very classy people, you know?
So if you don't mind, can you leave? I am hosting a party for only BIG PEOPLE ONLY!
//man I really didn’t do much for 1k ima make like a banner or smth at some point.
Reply to be in it. Don’t complain if it takes a while I am a very easily distracted person.
I'll make a new banner for 1.5K.
However if thou wishes to join thou must draw Gilbert.
I don't care if thou can barely draw a stick figure. Simply try and thou can join my new banner.
//hi guys it’s me gamma!!! the king knight writer!!!!
King knight is like fucking dead or something. But I never asked how everyone was doing today I think. So consider this the “how goes thee today” post.
Hello peasants. I hope thy days are going well.
I seem to be hearing things as of late. Recently I heard a train’s horn yet could not spot a single train nearby.
Rather curious…