my pitch to restore american exceptionalism: reject modernism, embrace tradition. reinstate the legality of smoking indoors.

For any fans of la chimera, Josh O’Connor was looking quite pensively at the board this morning at Paddington waiting for his train.

Free beer while waiting for my haircut, excellent customer service — should be standard everywhere, doctors office, dentist, etc.

no time is better on this platform than MS TMT week. when else am I going to hear about the shenanigans of tiger cub analysts in SF while the market is melting around them?.

Just bought my first pair of Belgians (black, all calf Mr casual, for anyone interested). Loveliest retail experience of my life.

I've been thinking a lot recently about a time in childhood when my father got more than a little annoyed as I tried to order a corned beef sandwich with mayo. let's just say my mistake was quickly rectified.

Time to put Ozempic in the water supply — multi-purpose, money saving, beneficial for all.

on metro north and a man next to me is checking in on his $2mm PA, god bless America.

RT @macrocephalopod: Jim Simons inspired us all to believe that with grit, determination, and a dash of innate talent, it's possible for an….

i’ve never felt more like myself than earlier today when i was sashaying through whole foods, fitted, filling a voluminous llbean tote with vegetables and herbs.

making the most of my liberal arts education by oscillating between reading securities law and literary criticism, this is the future the connecticut clergy had in mind.

walking is my favorite hobby. but you cannot call it a “hot girl walk” unless you are indeed hot. putting on hokas and listening to call her daddy does not make it a hot girl walk.

RT @nic__carter: Gm let’s get it today

millennial motherfuckers wearing lulu and outdoor voices playing pickle ball at the presidio wall tennis courts is perhaps the dorkiest thing i have ever seen. stand by for these tech companies to crumble under those weak shoulders.

this morning i had to translate “she stays dripped out” to my mother — the generational colloquial schism grows each day.

the real “girl dinner” is an artisanal pain au chocolat served by a mean, hot, tattooed bisexual and an overzealous amount of a summertime flavored elf bar.

why eat food when you can just watch bourdain, action, and chef’s table? (i am fucking starving).

a bacon egg and cheese on a bagel is an antisemitic hate crime.

today i began to plan for retirement. i did not open a roth or do make any prudent financial decisions, i am just acting as if i was retired (reading and drinking coffee, running from time to time).

huge win for non-losers everywhere.