i blacked out at a cat's birthday party

🥹🥹 I'm so glad I got to hang out with you guys

Is everything stressful or do I make everything stressful? This is my question to the universe

men & their mansplaining amirighttttt

god is there a greater movie than true romance

girls who knew every word to gucci gucci by kreayshawn in high school are bad bitches now

probs just gonna dance to tequila shots by kid cudi in my apartment all night

so crazy when someone gives u the prompt “tell me something you’ve never told anyone” like are you out of your fucking mind

Still holds up

it’s my day off. I’m gonna get stoned and go shopping 🛍

i’m in the crib dressed like adam sandler

OoOooO justice being served hits different on 4/20

who let me get buzzed yesterday and invest in bitcoin & ethereum????

goddamn it takes me 10 minutes to drive home from work BUT then 30 minutes to find parking why 🥲

The amount of hate I have for people that keep the air conditioning on in airplanes is unmatched. I’M COLD

i will forever make everyone take the love language test

damn people really out here getting robbed in california $35 for a pack of juul pods?!?! fuck offffff

Life is good. It’s 6am, I’m at the airport about to fly somewhere warm, drinking a bloody mary, AND Cher is playing in the background!!!! it really doesn’t get better than this