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Non-Influencerโ€ฆ Hello Momโ€ฆ Iโ€™m tired of being an adult. can I come home now? California refugee from a horribly run state

Texas, USA
Joined July 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Hundred bucks says there is a coyote under that rock and that tunnel is painted onโ€ฆ
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Karma is a bitch Letitia James @TishJames people that manufacture crimes about others should make damn sure their past is squeaky clean what an idiot. Hopefully they throw the book at you and make an example of you.
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If @GregAbbott_TX does not declare the runaway lack of representation democrats seats vacant then this will keep happening. Appoint new representatives, pass laws making abandonment of your district an automatic vacancy of their seat and this childishness ends permanently.
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Thanks Grandma I appreciate it but my Moobs arenโ€™t that bigโ€ฆ yet ๐Ÿคฃ
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Phone booth 1985 vs 2025
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And just like that 1975 was a half century agoโ€ฆ
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We didnโ€™t need police or security guards when I was a kid we had nunsโ€ฆ
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When someone asks about my political views:.<CENSORED> the government both sides! ๐Ÿคฃ
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Democrats: Illegal aliens do jobs no American wants to do. Republicans: like voting for Democrats?.
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You wonโ€™t ever find these guys kneeling during the National Anthemโ€ฆ
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RT @RobSchneider: โœ….
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RT @Amer1can_Barbie: ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Unbelievable the police didnโ€™t take a report or call an ambulance I guess the feral police as as bad as the feral trash that live in that hellhole. Boycott Cincinnati.
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Iโ€™m guessing people are going to naturally boycott Cincinnati. I wouldnโ€™t do business or vacation in such an out of control blue city. Stay out of @CityOfCincy if you want to live. At least as long as that B Victoria Parks is still employed.
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RT @ksorbs: I had to see it so you do too.
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Hating America is like hating your parents but still living in their home. Move out go somewhere that will make you happy and leave us in peace.
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Passing human gas can be louder than a tromboneโ€ฆ I discovered that at my kidโ€™s school concert.
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Remember to always read the assembly instructions completely through before you begin to assemble your IKEA dog
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This dirtbag @SteveDescano who even has a young child let this serial dirtbag free only to snatch a 3 year old
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Democrat women would boycott American Eagle if they made industrial husky size jeans but alasโ€ฆ.
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Best thing that ever happened to the District @JudgeJeanine !.
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