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I like to watch movies, eat cheese, and brag about it. Writing stories now and publishing on 💁‍♂️ #FilmTwitter #Humorist

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Joined August 2019
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Max von Side-Eye
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NEW CHAPTER:
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The term latchkey kid became commonplace in the 1970s and 1980s to describe members of Generation X who, “went through its all-important, formative years as one of the least parented, least nurtured generations in U.S. history."💁‍♂️✅🔥🔥🔥
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@Kissmyartt Roger that.
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Max von Side-Eye
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They had to set Stranger Things in the past, because the idea that kids would be unsupervised on their bikes all day is now illegal.👮🏻‍♂️👮🏻‍♂️👮🏻‍♂️
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Max von Side-Eye
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Rhubarb Pie? Yay or Nay?
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Max von Side-Eye
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I am…NOBODY.😭😭😭
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Max von Side-Eye
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Sister Jean is still alive at 104 years old. Wow! 🏀
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Max von Side-Eye
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Would you eat here?🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍♂️✅
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Max von Side-Eye
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Have any of you tried this, or even seen it at the store?✅👀🔥
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Max von Side-Eye
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THIS SODA INCURSION WILL NOT STAND!!!🔥🔥🤷🏼‍♂️
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Max von Side-Eye
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It’s impossible to explain to people what a extremely BIG DEAL Evel Knieval was to everyone I knew growing up! ✅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💁‍♂️💁‍♂️💁‍♂️😎😎😎
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Max von Side-Eye
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A PERFECT album from the 1990's that ISN'T Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
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A PERFECT album from the 1990's that ISN'T Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
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Max von Side-Eye
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RIP TOMMY KIRK 😢
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Max von Side-Eye
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I have attached a garden hose, to my kitchen sink, so all my GenX friends don’t get dehydrated, when they come over. ✍🏻✅🔥
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Max von Side-Eye
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I don’t care who gets angry with me…. It’s a Wonderful Life is a Christmas movie. ✍🏻✅🔥
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Max von Side-Eye
4 years
Ok, but this is funny 😂
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Max von Side-Eye
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Corned Beef Hash. Yay or Nay?🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️
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Max von Side-Eye
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Remember that one episode when Kirk had lunch with Lady GaGa? ✍🏻✅🔥
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Max von Side-Eye
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Tried reading Dune. Too dry. ✍🏻✅🔥
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Max von Side-Eye
3 years
That was unpleasant.
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Max von Side-Eye
3 years
I have never listened to John Lennon’s solo albums or his work with Yoko Ono. I’ve heard the singles, but never the albums. That changes today. 🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍♂️
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Max von Side-Eye
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I’m at the same mall that they filmed Mallrats.✅😎🕵🏻‍♂️
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Max von Side-Eye
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Without giving your age, post a show you watched as a kid.
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Without giving your age, post a show you watched as a kid.
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Max von Side-Eye
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This one broke the record for most votes in a single poll. Good job. #OFMD 🏴‍☠️
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Max von Side-Eye
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Best actor born in 1974? FINAL POLL🎭 🔥
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Max von Side-Eye
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Best actor born in 1965? FINAL POLL🎭 🔥
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Max von Side-Eye
3 years
Say hello to our new cat, little Walter!💁‍♂️✅
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Max von Side-Eye
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I’ve been irritated by the popularity of Caddyshack for at least thirty years 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Max von Side-Eye
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Do your cats headbutt you? Is this normal?😾😾😾
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Max von Side-Eye
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Me, when I found out today that Northern Exposure is streaming on Prime.✅🔥
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Max von Side-Eye
3 years
Name the last President that didn’t launch an air strike. 🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍♂️
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Max von Side-Eye
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Do you remember Alien Nation (1989-1990)?
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Max von Side-Eye
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Barry Manilow seems spry but fighting 81 year old people is sad.😞
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Max von Side-Eye
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I can’t imagine too many things scarier than being a ball turret gunner on a bomber crew in WWII. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸✅😂
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Max von Side-Eye
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I’ve seen this meme around for a while. The humor of it is fine. It’s just factually untrue. Stevie Nicks was forced to sing songs written by her ex-boyfriend about what an asshole SHE was.
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Max von Side-Eye
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Who else has good memories of this place growing up? 🕵🏻‍♂️✅🇺🇸
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Max von Side-Eye
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Would you eat here? Yay or nay? 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️✅🔥🕵🏻‍♂️
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Max von Side-Eye
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The Cars is the debut studio album by American rock band the Cars, released on June 6, 1978. The album spawned the singles "Just What I Needed", "My Best Friend's Girl", and "Good Times Roll". It peaked at number 18 on the Billboard 200 and has been certified six-times platinum.
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Max von Side-Eye
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It’s important to understand that half the country thinks we are living in a very special episode of The West Wing, while the other half thinks it’s Mad Max: Fury Road. 💁‍♂️✅🇺🇸
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Max von Side-Eye
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Rest In Peace, Willard Scott
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Max von Side-Eye
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Who is the greatest female movie villain?
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Who is the greatest female movie villain?
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Max von Side-Eye
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Now, his real trial starts 🔥
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Max von Side-Eye
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This was me.😂
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Max von Side-Eye
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Isla Fisher is on the market.
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Max von Side-Eye
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RIP Treat Williams 🙏🏻
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Max von Side-Eye
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Would you eat here? 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️ Yay or Nay???
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Max von Side-Eye
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Would you eat here???🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍♂️✅ Yes or no.
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Max von Side-Eye
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Gas station designed by Frank Lloyd Wright in Cloquet, Minnesota. I’ve been there, and acknowledged the deep surge of local pride.✅😎
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Max von Side-Eye
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Bo Derek is eight years older than Rob Lowe.✅🕵🏻‍♂️
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Max von Side-Eye
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Would you eat here? Yay or nay???🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🇺🇸
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Max von Side-Eye
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George W. Bush was underrated 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Max von Side-Eye
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I am so fucking sick of guys asking if my pic is really me. Yes my God. Some people are actually attractive. Grow up
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Max von Side-Eye
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Always Remember: There’s people out there that like Steely Dan. 👀👀👀👀
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Max von Side-Eye
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Any of y’all ever eat at a Roy Rogers? ✅🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍♂️
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Max von Side-Eye
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Lemon Merengue Pie. YAY OR NAY???🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️
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Max von Side-Eye
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The beauty of starting an untouched new jar of peanut butter ✍🏻✅🔥
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Max von Side-Eye
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Wisconsin, the first step is to admit you are powerless over alcohol—and that your lives have become unmanageable. 💁‍♂️✅🔥
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Max von Side-Eye
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They literally sell this tee shirt on @amazon 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️
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Max von Side-Eye
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John Candy was paid $414 for the 22 hours of work he did on Home Alone.✅🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍♂️
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Max von Side-Eye
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I am attacked by a mob of clowns, every single day 🤡
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Max von Side-Eye
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Still true ✅👨🏻🇺🇸
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Max von Side-Eye
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I don’t want to say that The Beatles are overrated, or bad, but it is true that I don’t want to listen to them that often anymore.✅🤷🏼‍♂️🔥
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Max von Side-Eye
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Best actor born in 1974? FINAL POLL🎭 🔥
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Max von Side-Eye
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Is hanging out in Barnes & Noble a guilty pleasure?🤷🏼‍♂️
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Max von Side-Eye
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Who knew that Dennis Franz fought at the First Battle of Fort Fisher???🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍♂️
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Max von Side-Eye
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Rest In Peace
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Sally Kellerman, Hot Lips from 'M*A*S*H,' dead at 84
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Max von Side-Eye
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Here’s a 1986 Chevette for you. When anyone says “I ❤️ 80’s”, and you don’t love this, then you are clearly a big fat liar.✅
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Max von Side-Eye
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Max von Side-Eye
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The next President of the USA needs to issue an executive order to ban pharmaceutical ads from television.
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Max von Side-Eye
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I love all of you. Even the ones with bad politics. Even the ones that can’t do math. Even the ones that like Caddyshack.✍🏻✅🔥
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Max von Side-Eye
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George Herbert Walker Bush was underrated 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Max von Side-Eye
2 years
I realized that I was overdue for a picture of Young Walter.
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Max von Side-Eye
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Me and the 300 people who interact with my posts…
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Max von Side-Eye
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This is oddly my most popular tweet of all time.
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Max von Side-Eye
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The term latchkey kid became commonplace in the 1970s and 1980s to describe members of Generation X who, “went through its all-important, formative years as one of the least parented, least nurtured generations in U.S. history."💁‍♂️✅🔥🔥🔥
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Literally dangerous to think this.
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All these four girls could compete in the NBA
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Max von Side-Eye
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175 miles or so, I reckon.
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Out shopping for cheese, as one does. 😎😎😎
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Max von Side-Eye
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To be clear.
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Max von Side-Eye
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Why are you not canceling my mortgage?
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If you entered repayment on your student loans over two decades ago but still have loans – we’re proposing that your debt is cancelled in its entirety.
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Max von Side-Eye
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Some people think Dune (1984) is the best one.🤷🏼‍♂️
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Max von Side-Eye
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How did I not know these were the same person?🕵🏻‍♂️
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Max von Side-Eye
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I believe I can now retire from Twitter. ✅😎🔥
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Max von Side-Eye
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Millennials upset their parents haven’t died yet and handed them all their money. This is literally a headline I just read.
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Max von Side-Eye
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Boston is the debut studio album by American rock band Boston, released on August 25, 1976. I have more than a feeling that 1976 is going to be a great year for debut albums.😎✅
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Max von Side-Eye
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How many times has the soundtrack been this much better than the movie? ✍🏻✅🔥
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Max von Side-Eye
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Sometimes I think that 1965 was the peak of human civilization ✍🏻✅😎
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Literally Shakey’s RN. 😬
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Best Elvis Presley song? FINAL POLL 😎
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Max von Side-Eye
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Isn’t Detroit style pizza, really just square Chicago style deep dish pizza?
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Max von Side-Eye
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BREAKING NEWS: Canadian Wildfires Created In Lab 🔥🔥🔥✅🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
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Max von Side-Eye
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Was 1986 the coolest year of all time?🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍♂️😎😎😎🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Max von Side-Eye
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This is the most inaccurate depiction of “Dungeons & Dragons” that I have ever seen.🕵🏻‍♂️
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Max von Side-Eye
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Heading to get a third cat for my house this afternoon and realizing I have lost all control.
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Max von Side-Eye
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Kolchak: The Night Stalker is entertaining to me, in a low-key way, but not because it’s scary. It’s not. The plots are nonsensical and I just look for people I know and for charming evidence that 1974 was a foreign country.✅🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍♂️
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