Mimosa Mommy
@SurrendertoVi
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Joined February 2009
"gOddEss dO u hAvE a mEnU?" The only way you can be of use to me 👇🏻
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Erika Kirk: “To those who killed my husband…Charlie Kirk…and who wish to undo his righteous work…I say to them…you will NEVER be able to purchase this limited edition set of Charlie Kirk dishware for only $39.99 or, if you call now, only $24.99 WHILE SUPPLIES LAST.”
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Excited for my full week off work, my dad comes into town tomorrow and I'm taking him to ALL my fav restaurants 💕
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What happened in y'all's lives to make you such miserable people?
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Once upon a time there was an owned sub with his dommes name literally tattooed on his ass in my DMs and sending so when I say I don't trust none of these men I fuckin mean it
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So Which of you sluts loves to carve wood and will make me decorative cornices for my windows? 2 double 3 single xoxo ❤️
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The fact that Disney owns the Muppets and Marvel and hasn’t done an Infinity Saga Muppet retelling makes me sick I want to see a version of Endgame where everyone is a Muppet except for Paul Rudd NOW
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Meet Bigby He's 3 1/2, he has no tail, and he was free because he was returned twice They called him Boneless Bigby because you can carry him around like a ragdoll
Took donations up to the animal shelter and left with another cat oops!
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Took donations up to the animal shelter and left with another cat oops!
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It's almost Christmas and if you need a last minute gift for me, I do love to stuff myself in the comfort of my home
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my favorite reddit stories to read are ones where husband pressures wife into opening their marriage however he gravely overestimates his market value and loses his fucking mind crying and shitting his pants bc wife is getting many many dates meanwhile no one wants his ugly ass
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He also determined that his dad must be the one that fills the stockings and the easter eggs because "NO WAY would you buy us that much candy, it's gotta be Dad" 💀💀💀💀💀 I am a master of deception
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I’m not saying that my wife needs to dress in all black and grieve me for a year or anything like that, but I’d like to think she’d stay away from sparkling pantsuits and onstage fireworks displays for, like, a few months at least.
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I'm watching that new Lindsey Lohan Christmas movie and the characters are from Peachtree City 😅
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Begging y'all to learn the definition of "literally"
@SurrendertoVi @GeoRebekah Says the woman literally selling her body in the internet
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Tonight my 10yo took me aside and asked if Santa was real, and I told him the truth He was very satisfied with himself and asked if I wanted to know how he figured it out, of course I did "Because homeless people don't get presents, if Santa was real they would" Oh 🥺
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I had the most incredible breakfast sandwich this morning, I was literally moaning
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