Dan
@SuffolkDan
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Beer, gardening, food, Suffolk & a beard. ‘Merikans... Will follow back after an interaction or two. I have a profile on patreon link below.
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I appreciate that DIY may not be the primary interest of some of my followers, so I will also be uploading some alternative progress shots on my patreon account. Link in my bio... your support over there is greatly appreciated...
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I went to Benidorm last year. I wished it was full of Spanish types.
It was full of fat, ugly, pissed, English fuckheads in replica football shirts.
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Throwback pic... when there was a little less grey in the beard....
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Happy Sunday humans. Just drinking a morning mug of rum before the mother in law heads over for Sunday lunch... I best start peeling some veg...
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Good morning humans! I don't know why I'm looking so pleased with myself here. I've only just got up and showered and I have a million things to do. Anyway... smug Dan says hello...
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I'm having a brief Riesling break. Sanding will resume in 15 minutes... cheers everyone...
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I thought I’d mix it up a bit by moving inside and drinking a lager… direct from the bottle no less. Happy Friday you beautiful barstards….
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Im going to fire up the pizza oven tonight, I will post some food & beer pics and stop being a tart. In the meantime... look at my lovely new phone case...
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I'm thinning on top and fattening everywhere else. That's what's happening. Happy Thursday...
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I seem to live in this kitchen at the moment. Not complaining. Happy Friday, cheers everyone.
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I've lit a few candles and I'm treating myself to a bath. It's not even my birthday...
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Good morning humans. I've pulled my boots on and I'm ready for day 3 of sanding window frames. The joy is in the doing, as they say.
#wednesdaymotivation
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I can't cope with any more sanding today. I may cut the grass before I call it a day. I've even updated my patreon account which was neglected yesterday. I can't multitask, but I'm productive... cheers everyone...
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Sun, stout and maybe a mild touch of gout…
Happy Saturday twatters…
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A late good morning, as I overslept... Today I have a choice between reorganising & cleaning pantry or gardening. Riveting... PS. a slightly less breakfast friendly version of this picture is available on my patreon. Link in bio. That's the last patreon post this week, I promise!
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Evening twatters. Sorry to be so mercenary, but a slightly less cropped version is available on my patreon. I promise to be less commercially minded once I can cover a few bills...
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Happy bank holiday. No beer, hence wine. I used to be a total banker in a past life, so I still celebrate bank holidays furiously. Have a great day, even if you have to work...
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Another pic using a time machine. In the age of plenty, when I could afford fine cigars...
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Dear Twitter. I have a confession to make. In my absence, I may have taken up a new hobby. It involves Lycra...
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I'm having to keep the sun off. Too hot to work properly so I've dressed up like a poor man's Crocodile Dundee instead. Thankfully not a tin of fosters in sight...
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Happy Sunday (I think it's Sunday) X-Twatters... enjoy whatever you're doing. I've just uploaded a few new pics to the patreon for those that follow over there in rudeville... cheers!
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I know I'm always half naked, but I feel I have a reasonable excuse today. Almost too hot for painting... enjoy whatever you're doing today and try to stay cool...
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Good morning humans. Have a great Saturday. I'm cooking breakfast, so shout if you want anything....
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Life ain't so bad.... Bonfire & beer... hashtags as per instructions from patreon marketing guru...
#hairychest
#beard
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I'm really not enjoying this heat. I'm calling this picture "Paint me like one of your sweaty French girls..."
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Dear everyone having issues re
#ryanairrefund
. If they have cancelled flights and not delivered services you have paid for, contact your bank & dispute the transaction. They are onlidged to initiate a chargeback. They will refund you & pass costs back to Ryanair + admin fee
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Twitter meet Ralph. He isn't impressed that I'm sitting in his chair. He really is the ultimate bellend, but I love him. The border terrier is probably asleep, or just steering clear of this bastard dog.
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No beers yet, due to driving duties later this evening, but I can't let that stop me from wishing you all a happy Monday. Cheers!...
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Morning humans. Another day painting window frames. I will have another cup of tea in about an hour if someone could put the kettle on. Enjoy your day, unless you're doing something really shite...
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Dear all. The shaved head pic is an old one. The beard is safe, don't worry!
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I’m sorry I keep disappearing. I’m here. I’m in the garden. I’m boozing. I’m not 100% but I’m going to be ok. Sending much love and happiness. Happy Sunday…
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I’m being scruffy down at the scruffy end of the garden. Still a lovely spot!…
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Good morning humans. Whatever you're doing today... try to enjoy it...
Patreon marketing guru hashtags follow:
#hairychest
#beard
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Happy Thursday. I’m enjoying a stroll through the orchards to make the most of the apple blossom….
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I’ve been putting on weight over the past few weeks. I’ve been avoiding the issue. But now all of my clothes are too tight. I’ve finally decided to do something about it. Tomorrow,
I’m going get up early, go out... & buy some bigger fucking clothes.
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I'm going through some old photos, and this is why I can't wear a dinner jacket... I look like a bouncer and the other guests ask me where the cloakrooms are, or if I can arrange a taxi...
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You'll be pleased to know that I have now declared Christmas... start eating and drinking if you haven't already...
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I’m looking rather serious. But I’m not, I assure you. Happy Tuesday...
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It’s still a little nippy for topless evening beers, I must be getting old. Ignore the dog, he’s a terrible bastard…
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