It's finally time to give up on this place. I've been over on BlueSky for a while. If you would like to join me, I'm https://t.co/iyXuyupy3M over there. I know there's not many of you, but please come, it's a nice place. This will be my last tweet.

Hi @Tuskerdirect Is your website having issues? I can't log in and I'm using a password manager so pretty confident my credentials are right. I also tried a password reset but no email came through.

Hi @samreich. This is somewhat random but I wanted to say thanks for Game Changer. I only found it recently but it became part of my daily routine. During a recent stressful period in my life, it offered a kind of comfort that helped me a great deal. I still do The Wenis!

So is "Miss" Miss Piggy's first name? Is she Miss Miss Piggy? If she married would she be Mrs Miss Piggy, or if she took Kermit's name, Mrs Miss The Frog? #muppets

Been watching #topgearaustralia and the support the presenters all show each other in the various races and challenges is refreshing. I mean, the UK Top Gear banter was always fun but this just feels so much nicer.

Can we address the irresponsible @vinted who are making me buy pair after pair of custom Converse with no consideration for the space I need to keep them or the money I need to buy them.

Hi @PolestarCars. What's going on with the website? My mileage reading has randomly lost about 2000 miles. It's fine in the car (obviously) and on the app.

Hey. VSAUCE. Estonia here. #Eurovision2024

Umm. Someone wanna tell @NME that Cable wasn't in the first Deadpool movie. Bit of a cock up right in the first paragraph! https://t.co/s9mxkp9fq3

Fuck! I forgot to vote for PCC last night. I never do that and I'd actually spent time researching them. If Bedfordshire gets a shit PCC then I apologise. #PCCElections

"We've got a guy walking around waving a knife". "How big?" "About 6'2" It's like Brass Eye IRL #NightCoppers

After @richardosman's recommendation I have started watching #NightCoppers. I had low expectations but it's genuinely great. Nicely shot, well paced, and the officers are so likeable. They have incredible maturity, especially the youngest (early 20s). Brighton is a great setting.

Why are devices I'm buying in 2024 still micro-usb? USB-C people. I thought we'd all decided we were done with "oops other way up. Wait, no, I was right first time".

Most wholesome thing I've seen in ages: Little girl in the crowd of Gladiators with a sign that said "Everyone is doing so well"

Well done @RoyalMail. Lost my collection item and when I called up to try and get it sorted, and after being on hold for 14 minutes, I was cut off 10 seconds into actually speaking to someone! Incredible.

I’ve got a hole in my pocket. No change there then.

I met my wife at a bus stop. We got on with each other so we got off with each other.

Halloumi. The only cheese that greets itself.

I was watching Gladiators earlier and the stream buffered a bit at the beginning so the voice over said "here's your host... Walsh" and I thought that was a better summary than I could have imagined.

Hi @Barclays. You have been sending post addressed to a FORMER resident of my home for 2 years now! I have repeatedly sent them back with "not at this address" labels but they keep coming. This is a breach of UK GDPR (Article (5)(1)(d)). I have told you, so action it!