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A joke is a joke.
A racist joke is a joke.
A sexist joke is a joke.
A religious joke is a joke.
An offensive joke is a joke.
An insensitive joke is a joke.
Take your outrage elsewhere!
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Mumbai is a strange place!
No FIR for 2 months since the death of Sushant Singh Rajput but FIR within minutes when someone says Jai Shri Ram outside Sakeet Gookhale's house. 🤷🏽♂️
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Narendra Modi cleaning a beach in Tamil Nadu is just a PR stunt.
Greta Thunberg dramatically speaking at UN is the real fight for environment.
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My maid told me she has worked really hard her entire life to save enough money for her daughter's marriage.
I explained to her that if Congress forms govt, they will take away her money and give it to ghuspetiyas.
Now, she and her 18 family members are going to vote for BJP.
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Dropped this guy at airport and had a fun chat during trip.
"Where are you from?" I asked.
"I'm from India occupied Kashmir" he said proudly, "and you?"
Me: "I'm from Gotham City"
"Bullshit, that place doesn't exist" he said, "are you joking?"
Me: "Well, you started it" 😂
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A flat $8 fee for Twitter is gross misuse of brahminical patriarchy.
The government of India should immediately intervene and propose the following to Elon Musk:
General : $8
OBC : $2
SC : Free
ST : Twitter pays $1 per tweet.
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Coronavirus pandemic in India:
From 1 to 900 cases: 4 weeks
From 900 to 1900 cases: 1 Jamaat.
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Venkatesh Prasad said that Zubair puts people's lives in danger by spreading falsehood in the name of fact check.
As an answer, Zubair doxxed the person who handles the social media account of Prasad and set an online mob behind him.
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In our society WhatsApp group, there is a doctor uncle who is a Congress supporter.
Few days back, he sent a Dhruv Rathee clip on the group.
I replied with an Instagram video describing how drinking cold water helps cure cancer.
Being a doctor, he was the first in the group
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Tax rebates in India:
Investing in PPF : upto 1.5 lakh
Paying housing loan : upto 2.5 lakh
Calling Modi fascist : 350 crores
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Google CEO is from IIT Kharagpur.
IBM CEO is from IIT Kanpur.
Twitter CEO is from IIT Bombay.
Where are all the JNU passouts going?
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A comedian abusing Shivaji Maharaj and Ganapati Bappa on stage is jokes and artistic freedom.
A common man abusing that comedian on social media is spreading hate and negativity.
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AAP is a very unique political party.
People from AAP in Lok Sabha: 1
People from AAP in Rajya Sabha: 9
People from AAP in Tihar Jail: 14
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Tomato Price in Different countries
Saudi Arab - ₹241/kg
Iran - ₹272/kg
Iraq - ₹316/kg
Libya - ₹325/kg
Pakistan - ₹419/kg
Hindustan -₹32/kg
Kyuki Modi hai toh mumkin hai!
Rt coz nobody will tell you this.
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Swara Bhaskar campaigned for Kanhaiya Kumar, Atishi Marlena and Digvijay Singh. None of them are winning.
Looks like she is as relevant in politics as she is in bollywood. 🤣🤣
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The second wave of the pandemic in India has taught us that corporates care for the public and communists only care for themselves.
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Sonia Gandhi goes to Goa because Delhi is too polluted.
Priyanka Gandhi goes to Simla because Delhi is too polluted.
But Modi remains in Delhi and works 16 hours a day.
This is the power of fitness routine you learn in RSS Shakha.
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Just saw a guy remove his pollution mask to smoke a cigarette and then wear it back. 😳😕
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Kunal Kamra, "The most liked video of CarryMinati on YouTube is on TikTok. This proves Tiktok is winning."
99.5% of all stand up performance by Kunal Kamra is on Modi and Arnab.
<insert Savage gif with ooooooooooh>
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AAP gets 0 seats in Maharashtra but is happy that BJP is not in power.
Congress gets 0 seats in Delhi but is happy that BJP is not in power.
Communists get 0 seats everywhere but is happy that Kim Jong Un is still in power in North Korea.
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Kejriwal govt got 52000 remdesivir vials but showed only 2500.
People say AAP MP Sanjay Singh has experience selling movie tickets in black.
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Kanhaiya Kumar says, "If I live in a hut and somebody drives a Mercedes near me, it's natural I'll throw stones at it."
How different it is from, "If I'm single and a girl walks past me, it's natural I'll take advantage of her."
And this guy is a hero of Liberals!! 😑
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Outside a polling booth, a couple of guys were holding a placard saying "No vote for Hate".
Few boys created an impromptu placard saying "No vote for parties that Hate Sanatan" and stood next to them.
Absolute scenes out there 😄😄.
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Win % of team when they score century:
SACHIN : 29%
DHONI : 100%
No. of centuries while chasing 300+:
SACHIN : 1
DHONI : 12
Strike rate while scoring century:
SACHIN : 62.17
DHONI : 116.35
But Sachin fans se bas century century karwa lo. 🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️
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Sachin Tendulkar has no spine.
Akshay Kumar has no spine.
Venkatesh Prasad has no spine.
Only Ravish Kumar has a spine that extends straight from his YouTube setup to the feet of Shri Rahul Gandhi.
Sachin Tendulkar had a Tennis Elbow Injury. Sadly, it had also affected his Spine
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Kerala reporting more covid cases in a day than New Zealand did in a year.
Why can't we ask Jacinda Ardern to become the CM of Kerala? 😭
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100% literate Kerela did not elect metro man E Sreedharan as MLA but elected Rahul Gandhi as MP. 🙏
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My doodhwala was telling me he likes Congress and the concept of wealth redistribution.
So I took his monthly payment and distributed it among some roadside chhapris watching Instagram Reels and promised to do so every month.
He pledged to vote for BJP along with his family.
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The alleged comedian
@one_by_two
has been making jokes on Modi, Shah and BJP for years now without any fear.
But one meme against TMC chief Mamta and he will now have to face police complaint.
This just goes to show you how India has become fascist under Modi.
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It just took one year of Shiv Sena government in Maharashtra to ruin the reputation of Mumbai Police forever.
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I'm a rational voter who reads and understands manifestos before voting.
I read the BJP manifesto and thought it does a good job of persuading people to vote for BJP.
Then I read the Congress manifesto and saw that it does a better job of persuading people to vote for BJP.
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Dia Mirza getting married for the second time.
True environmental warrior. Recycling husbands from time to time. 👍
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@sanjaymanjrekar
Once manjrekar was batting and Ian Bishop was bowling.
The captain asked Bishop to hit the blockhole.
Bishop instead bowled a bouncer into the body that hit manjrekar on the helmet.
Bishop turned to his captain and said, "looks like I've hit the asshole instead." 😜
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Venkatesh Prasad got 300 wickets for India in International Cricket.
Prakash Raj got 350 votes from Bangalore in last Lok Sabha elections.
Clearly, Prakash Raj has contributed more for the country.
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Osama bin Laden was not in Manhattan on 9/11.
Umar Khalid arrested by the Delhi police special cell after 11 hours of interrogation DP says he’s the "conspirator" in the Delhi Riots case.
The fairytale narrative by DP didn’t even considered the fact umar was not in Delhi when riots took place
#UmarKhalid
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Modi wins 300 seats in Lok Sabha.
Abolishes triple talaq.
Abrogates article 370 and 35A.
Passes CAA in both houses.
Opposition : Par Kanhaiya Kumar se debate toh nahi kiya na abhi tak!!
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Amazon dropped 40% and laid off 10% employees.
Google dropped 50% and laid off 15% employees.
Facebook dropped 60% and laid off 20% employees.
Adani Enterprises dropped 70% and not a single employee lost job.
That's how great a person Gautam Adani is!!!
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Congress vote percentage in Madhya Pradesh is 41% and in Chattisgarh is 42%.
Imagine if the BJP govt at centre had not divided the state, Congress would have won today with 83% vote share.
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Scientists removed left side of the brain of a man and asked him to count to ten.
He counted: 2 4 6 8 10.
They put left back and removed right part.
He counted: 1 3 5 7 9
They then removed whole brain.
He counted:
#Rafale
mein ghotala hua hai. Chowkidaar hi chor hai... 😂
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Akash ko baccha hua at 12:15 AM.
Akash ne facebook par ye good news post kiya at 1:30 AM.
But somehow uske kisi friend ne 12:38 pe hi instagram update kar diya tha.
Toh kya baccha Akash ka hai? 🤔
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@bhartijainTOI
That's why you need people with criminal records to fight elections as well.
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Every woman has a right to be believed unless she is
Raped by a Bishop.
Molested by a Tejpal.
Groped by a Shamir.
Stalked by a BuzzFeed hutiya.
Harassed by a Bangdu.
Killed by a Tharoor.
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If Bollywood makes a movie based on true events of 9/11, they'll portray Osama Bin Laden as Om Prakash Tiwari.
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Just because BSE is located on Dalal Street,
@kunalkamra88
thought it is his own property. 😂
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@coolfunnytshirt
@PrannoyRoyNDTV
Pallava has apologised to NDTV and said that he will make no further comments.. whether it's about Vikram landing on moon or Prannoy Roy landing in jail.
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Scientists removed left side of the brain of a man and asked him to count to ten.
He counted: 2 4 6 8 10
They put left back and removed right part.
He: 1 3 5 7 9
They then removed whole brain.
He: Hindu fascist RSS Modi doing genocide in Kashmir. World and UN should... 😂
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The Sikhs in Canada will be getting corona vaccine from India while
@theJagmeetSingh
is sending desserts to Mia Khalifa.
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Riots in Bangalore.
Riots in Sweden.
Riots in Norway.
Do you know what this means?
This means Kapil Mishra is on a world tour.
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Kejriwal: Mai dilli ko london bana dunga.
Imran Khan: Tu dekh beta. Usse pehle mai london ko pakistan bana dunga.
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Liberals till May: There is no way Modi can win 2019 elections.
Liberals till last month: There is no way govt can remove Article 370.
Liberals today: There is no way a Kasmiri girl will marry a Modi supporter.
😂😭😂
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Statue of Unity cost = 130 crore.
Population of India = 130 crore.
If Modi had distributed that money to the citizens, every person would get 1 crore during the lockdown.
What a waste of money!!
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The most dangerous place for a woman to work in India is bollywood.
The safest place for a woman to work in India is the Indian Airforce.
Guess who gets to mock whom in
#GunjanSaxena
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That Indore comedy show of Munawwar Farooqi may have been boring for the audience for the most part.
But at least one person was rolling on the floor after the show.
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Feminist to her husband: Why should only women bear the pain while giving birth to child? Fuck off I will not .
Modi : Small family is sort of Patriotism
feminist: ab toh m har saal bache paida krungi. Fcuk Mudi.
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Liberals have no problems when Aamir Khan plays the lead role in a movie on Geeta Phogat.
Liberals have no problems when Shahrukh Khan plays the lead role in a movie on women's hockey.
But Akshay Kumar can't b coach of PV Sindhu in a movie coz he doesn't feel scared in India.
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How can people so obsessed about Ramayana and Mahabharata? These are just TV serials ffs!
Tweeted by a liberandu who wakes up at 3 o'clock in the morning to watch the latest episode of GOT.
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OpIndia article is used by the ECI to explain that EVMs can't be hacked.
Our "neutral" media articles are used by Pakistan in ICJ to establish that Kulbhushan Yadav was a RAW agent.
I never trust the Sanghi Propaganda machine called OpIndia because I'm a liberal. 😎
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India ka finance minister koi bhi ban jaye,
@JhaSanjay
ko dance hi karna hai..
Shauk badi cheez hai 😂😂
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Can't stop laughing after seeing some Rahul Gandhi supporters talk against nepotism in bollywood. 😂
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In most countries, we have a suicide helpline.
In Pakistan, they call it recruitment centre.
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Hi
@MumbaiPolice
, why is this guy threatening a citizen for exercising FOE?
Why does he think
@MumbaiPolice
is now in his pocket?
Did
@MumbaiPolice
not work with integrity under the BJP govt?
At least make a meme to discourage this kind of behavior.
@SidrahDP
@OfficeofUT
@AUThackeray
@PawarSpeaks
@nawabmalikncp
@bb_thorat
@rautsanjay61
Dear
@Jhalla_wallah
aka. Devesh Pandey - you’re a misogynist creep who made a personal attack.
If you don’t apologize in the next 12 hours, ur file will go to the
@MumbaiPolice
.
Maharashtra is NOT a BJP state. You’re welcome to come check out our prisons.
Apologize.
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Governor of WB isn't allowed inside Jadavpur Univ by leftist goons.
Rajasthan govt asks police to arrest a man for facebook posts against Gehlot.
Shiv Sainiks reach home to beat and shave head of anyone criticizing Udhav Thackeray.
When will this reign of Fascist Modi end?
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Congressis :
Akshay Kumar is Canadian.
Yogi Adityanath is Ajay Singh Bisht.
Also Congressis :
Don't call Sonia Gandhi Italian.
Don't call her Antonio Maino.
😂😂😂
#WeSupportArnab
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Trump might win Florida and Pennsylvania, but Kerela has rejected his hate politics and that is what matters.
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Pic 1 : Wore a Kalawa and pretended to be a Hindu.
Pic 2 : Wore a mask and pretended to be from ABVP.
Communism is Terrorism!
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Tapsee Pannu doesn't care about internet trolls!!
That is why she talks about them in every event she attends..
all her news coverage is how she reacted to trolls..
and even did a reality show called 'Troll Police'.
🤷🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
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Dear Liberals,
If you get an angry call from any unknown caller, please don't post their number and spread more hatred as this is exactly what the terrorist handlers want.
Try talking to them and explain that hate is not the answer.
Sincerely,
A peace warrior.
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AAP is so transparent that they even made live telecast of their MLA Sandeep Kumar distributing ration cards.
Why won't they telecast the CM meeting with PM? 🤷🏽♂️🙄
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The only two festivals we are allowed to celebrate in this country are Modiji returning from US and Aryan Khan returning from jail.
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Bro .. I am Subramanian RAMachandran, lives in RAManujam apartments RAMmurthynagar, RAMeshawaram.
WTF are you talking about?
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मतलब मै "I miss Sanjay Gandhi" लिखूंगा तो इसका मतलब ये थोड़े है कि मुझे मुफ्त में नसबंदी करवाना है। 🤷🏽♂️
There were thousands of RW accounts who justifying 1984 anti-Sikh riots some even demanding another genocide and wanted govt to 'Repeat 2984'. But none of their accounts were withheld.
@TwitterIndia
@TwitterSafety
@misskaul
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One of my friend is a Periyarite and lives in US. He is very vocal about US politics and supports Ilhan Omar.
"I support her because she is so much like Periyar" he said.
I asked, "Is it the socialist ideology that is common?"
"No, the marrying within family." he replied.
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Radical left and Islamists forced Bloomsbury to not publish a fact based book on Delhi Riots.
Liberals : Wow.. More power to you!!
Hindus outrage and force Tanishq to take back an ill informed ad.
Liberals : WTF.. how can they do this!!
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Don't arrest him for Bhima Koregaon violence. He's 80 yo.
Don't arrest her for Republic day violence. She's 21 yo.
Don't arrest him for plotting against India. He's a student.
Don't arrest her for anti CAA riots. She's pregnant.
Liberals and leftists activism industry!!
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@AminaaKausar
OMG.. Now Amul will go bankrupt just like all those jewish companies you people boycotted. 😭😭
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@indiantweeter
IIT Kanpur (BTech)
IIT Kharagpur (MTech)
IIM Bangalore (MBA)
Senior Manager at Maruti.
Senior Director at Accenture.
I am a proud Sanghi. I drive a cab for a living and have given rides to all the people I've mentioned above. 😎🚩
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I was in Chennai once and started talking in Hindi to the auto driver.
He: Ye chennai hai baiyya. Yaha thumara hinthi nahi chalegi. Tamil bolo ya phir english.
Me: Sorry anna. BTW which place in Tamil Nadu are you from?
He: Mai bihar se hu saab. Ye sab bolna padta hai yaha. 😂
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Today is the day liberals will remind you that Chakraborty is a hindu brahmin surname and express their shock at how one can become a disco dancer without a spine.
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