DAD DIED AT 1AM THIS MORNING. I HAVE NO REGRETS, NOT ONE. BEEN WITH HIM 24/7 FOR TWO YEARS, AND 7 DAYS A WEEK FOR 6 DECADES. FUNERAL WILL BE FRIDAY. SITTING AT MY HOUSE FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY. DETAILS TO FOLLOW.
Not matter what happens tonight. We can’t forget that JJ McCarthy’s Dad was the horniest man in the stands last season. I still can’t over the right finger slide.
It's been a really rough 4 months personally for the Feiner family. Sandy was diagnosed with breast cancer 4 months ago, we removed cancer, reconstructive surgery, breast lift and reduction. That was followed by 33 radiation treatments and now 5 years of hormone therapy All gone
WENT 2 DR MONDAY WITH DAD. BAD NEWS, PANCREATIC CANCER. THEY PUT A CLOCK ON HIS LIFE OF 6 MONTHS. NORMAL CURES WILL KILL HIM UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES. I PRAY 4 THE BEST END TO A FABULOUS LONG, FULFILLED LIFE. MOM IN 1999 HAD STAGE 4 BREAST CANCER SHE LIVED 4 YEARS GIVIN 6 MONTHS.
As my time with
@barstoolsports
is coming to an end, I want to acknowledge what an amazing Man, Husband, Father, Friend, All around performer
@BarstoolBigCat
is. He does everything so effortlessly that u take for granted that he is the best to ever do what he does. THE BEST EVER.
THE FIRST ARGUMENT I LOST WITH MY WIFE AS A MARRIED COUPLE. ON OUR HONEYMOON IN ITALY. SHE SAYS LETS RENT A CAR AND DRIVE TO SEE THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA. I SAID THATS NOT A REAL THING, ITS ONLY ON CARTOONS. I'LL NEVER FORGET IT, SHE SAYS "I MARRIED A MORON" REST IS HISTORY RTR
Had to poop so bad, pull into gas station, no bathroom. Pull down a side road, got out and squatted a monster poop. My god. When I got home and wiped NO STAIN....
I honestly have never been so shocked in my life. The exact opposite of what I thought would happen, happened. The drs said we got all the cancer. Cancer free. They say melanoma hides so its not like we can sit and do nothing but they have drugs now to do preventative medicine!!!
Tom Brady putting from the green for the win.
OUT OF NOWHERE A BEAR RUSHES TOWARD HIM IN A FULL SPRINT
5 feet from getting to Brady the bear drops
Camera pans towards Belichick in full camouflage with no sleeves in the mountain with a sniper
Tips his cap to Brady
That message missed the mark. Dad is not dead. I was simply sharing as he is in the last stages of his life and the dementia is overwhelming and his hands legs are failing that it is painful and it's OK to be in pain and cry and survive. I am not a phony. I cannot only show good
POP BACK IN HOSPITAL UNEXPECTEDLY. HE WENT UNDER THE KNIFE TO REMOVE A GROWTH ON HIS PANCREAS. WE WILL KNOW WHAT IT IS IN A DAY OR TWO. PLEASE PUT MY DAD IN YOUR PRAYERS. THANK YOU, LOVE YOU, APPRECIATE IT GREATLY.
I CHOSE TO FUCK MY WIFE AND I AM MAKING FILET MIGNON AND TWICE STUFFED BAKED POTATOES AND GRILLED ASPARAGUS AND CREME BRULE, BUT MY OTHER CHOICES WERE 3RD ROW OFF COURT NETS OR 5 ROWS OFF ICE ISLANDERS. 60 AND STILL ADDICTED TO PUSSY AND ROMANCE.
NEVER A DULL MOMENT. DAD AT VA HOSPITAL THRU MONDAY. HUG YOUR MOM AND DAD EXTRA TIGHT OR REACH OUT AND CALL. GETTING OLD SUCKS. CANCER TREATMENTS MAKING HIM LOSE HIS BOWLS UNCONTROLLABLY AND HIS LEGS NO LONGER WORK EVEN WITH A CANE. 24 HOUR CARE GOING FOREWARD. QUITE CHALLENGING
FINALLY I CAN SEE MY DAD. COVID RESTRICTIONS LIFTED. TOMORROW AT 1PM. FIRST TIME I CAN TOUCH HIM SINCE THANKSGIVING. SO PSYCHED, SO EXCITED, SO BLESSED. CANT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I THOUGHT HE WOULD DIE IN HOSPITAL. HE IS ALSO 85 ON FEBRUARY 11TH. I CAN THROW A BIRTHDAY PARTY.
An inhuman experience today. Everything went perfect for dad. From the Rabbi to the speeches to the graveside services to taps being played to the flag being folded and handed to me to the food sent to my house to the love and respect shown by friends and family. I say thank you.
I just took one of the alltime greatest shits ever. Sat on toilet and farted for a good consecutive 30 seconds and then my ass expanded like I was giving birth to an unopened boar's head salami. It was glorious.
This is what I look like when I eat box and the river is running red.
I take the tampon out, rip that bad boy in half, stick a half in each nostril, AND EAT THE BOX LIKE I AM A DOG!
So many friends, family members, fans, have reached out. I am overwhelmed, and honored and blessed. There is only one Howard Feiner. The love is a title wave that will last forever. A full life well lived. Died with dignity, respect, purpose. A true American and power of example.