Me trying to get 8 hrs of sleep in just 3 hours

i really hate that i have to heal from the things that were not my fault

When you put on fresh socks and step in a wet spot

since it’s October let’s bring back this classic 😂

my bf is ignoring me so I created him as a sim and locked him up in the basement on sims 4

inside of you there are two wolves

“what u wanna be for halloween” with u tf

apparently our dog has slowly cut a hole in our bedroom window shawshank style while we are out and has been letting herself out on the roof and just makes sure she’s back downstairs in her bed by the time we get home. only found out because our neighbor snapped this picture.

Bahahahaha this is the most accurate shit I’ve ever seen bitch😂😂😂😂

When I hear “Rain On Me” come on from the club bathroom

How the older guys that Uber come and pick you up 😂😂

Carpets???

I cannot wait for the day that I don’t have to work in retail anymore…so many people are such assholes for nooooo reason😭😭😭😭😭😭

“I just wanna chill wit u, we don’t have to do nothing”

me at the mirror before I go out:

chasing after a ping pong ball is dehumanizing