Strat Scorpion
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random arachnid staring at you in the google docs | do your timesheets
Joined January 2020
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It is, apparently, a novel concept in our age of overconsumption, that life can still be enjoyable even if you don’t have stupid money. ‘Frugal chic’ is the new lifestyle trend summed up by the 25-year-old influencer Mia McGrath, who coined and trademarked the term, as ‘living
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That's quite cool
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Oh noes 😭😭😭 poor execs
𝗘́𝗰𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲́. Angry @MultiChoiceGRP execs sidelined by Canal+ @canalplus are frustrated and fearful for the(ir) future after decision-making moved to Paris - report: https://t.co/DtSfXVkGOs
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Someone ELI5. They made an addictive scroll wall. Um... then what?
Breaking: LOS ANGELES (AP) — Jury finds Instagram and YouTube liable in landmark social media addiction trial.
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This is a higher state of enlightenment
this week i've discovered that i'm an enya guy
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Every time I read "The audience show up to be part of something" in a marketing document a piece of me dies. Its on the same level as "capturing the hearts and minds of South Africans seeking a better tomorrow"
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This trip uses about 1l of fuel. So +R8 a day X 21 working days in a month and thats R168 a month extra to drive 5km Just because an oligarch fell off his chair
Help me with the maths here - this was my drive home in Cape Town traffic in the W204 C63. The consumption figure is obviously horrible, but if I only covered 5km, how many litres did I actually use?
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Because if you just say the point, the execs ask about "How did you get here" so the next meeting you show your working out and they go "nah just show me the point"
80% of being senior in an organisation is inwardly shrieking “just get to the fucking point, please” as someone waffles on about methodology and their week in meetings and one to ones.
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Yes
Revo Spies resigned from EMPD after blowing the whistle on Matlala’s blue lights blesser Julius Mkhwanazi - and then being targeted. Then he joins the Tshwane Metro, only to find himself in the middle of alleged looting and tender rigging. Are all Gauteng municipalities rotten?
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I went to spur recently. Vastly improved from a year ago. Wimpy... The brand is fine. The product is mid.
We need to keep Wimpy and Spur in business as the new nuclear family of South Africa. They can’t go out of business. The world can burn but not a Wimpy or Spur.
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Please go touch a boob
Approximately 0 companies on this list were reliant on paid ads
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My brother in christ, please go touch grass
There's a vast marketing industrial complex of agencies/consultants/advisors/whatever that promotes tech startups spending billions of dollars of unaccountable marketing budget. They're triggered by my anti-paid stance but here's the reality: - paid marketing is much, much
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Someone has a whatsapp screenshot of this somewhere...
Paul Mashatile has denied knowing Vusimusi “Cat” Matlala, after the Madlanga Commission heard that the criminally accused tenderpreneur had claimed he urgently needed his credit card back – because he was meeting with the Deputy President. https://t.co/HB9DspdYrz
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I have friends who maintain they don't see ads and don't buy brands. They also shout at me about why Android is better than iPhone
People who think advertising doesn't work are those who have no comprehension of humans. "well it doesn't affect me" = "I don't know how I work"
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Heiniken/Le Pub made a whole ad that is basically this. Everyone clapped https://t.co/hzLBZnNNUe
This is what I imagine agency Super Bowl war-rooms look like.
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"Everyone hates advertising until they lose their cat"
People who think advertising doesn't work are those who have no comprehension of humans. "well it doesn't affect me" = "I don't know how I work"
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JUST IN: Apple preparing to introduce advertising in Apple Maps as early as next month.
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They're rocking a Sherp. Absolute beast of a vehicle
[WATCH] The Border Management Authority has deployed amphibious vehicles at Beitbridge to patrol the Limpopo River to curb illegal border crossings. #Newzroom405's Scara Mafokoane has more.
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Has anyone ever seen an animation in a presentation that is additive to the experience or does it always look like a cheap trick?
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