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Freelance writer, proof/beta reader, and pulp adventure enjoyer. Noticer of things. Spit and Dirt - Acts 5:38,39 #IronAge
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Joined June 2015
Never forget this moment at the Houston Astros parade in 2017, when a woman dropped her hat and it was returned to her in spectacular fashion
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That's pretty good.
Patrick Warburton and his sons recite Kronk’s most iconic lines from The Emperor’s New Groove in honor of the film's 25th anniversary. Catch more Warbuton in "Zootopia 2" now on theaters. #TheEmperorsNewGroove
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So far, so good. Onwards and upwards.
Everyone should write. Not for an audience. For themselves. Document everything. Milk every detail of your existence. Your life is the only material you'll ever truly own. Be brutally honest. When you stop hiding, others will stop hiding too.
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Correct. Which is why he did something about it. Usually Santa’s only intervention is when I get coal & switches in my stocking, but Rudolph got to lead the sleigh! You Santa-deniers and -haters don’t have a leg to stand on.
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In Alabama, a new state law will dramatically increase the penalty for bouncing a check. (reaches down, pulls out a little voice recorder from his pocket) Note to self: Cancel summer vacation plans in Alabama. Find state more accommodating to "The Norm Macdonald Lifestyle."
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The best part about SNL spoofing Planet of the Apes w/ Charleton Heston in 1993, is you can tell exactly which ape is Norm MacDonald lol
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An update. An awesome, heartwarming update.
I saw my kids for the first time in in days. I am the luckiest man alive. Keep fighting. Thanks for keeping us strong. PRAY on your knees or die as a fool.
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And finally, next Thursday, Americans everywhere will celebrate the holiday of Thanksgiving. Or, as turkeys refer to it: "Murder Day."
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Someone to keep in mind and prayer. No, I don't really know who this is. Something about legal and law videos on YT. In which case, cool. But as a fellow human and child of God, it's good to remember that we're all in this together. And that's reason enough for me.
Ok cancer sucks. I made it. Now the hard part begins. 12 hour surgery.
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A frightening moment this week for First Lady Hillary Clinton. Her plane, en route to the former Soviet Union, was forced to make an emergency landing when it was discovered that a frayed wire in the engine was causing serious malfunctions. The President was said to be
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