Dave Portnoy Profile
Dave Portnoy

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I invented Barstool Sports. Owner of #DDTG Global. A DraftKings Man.

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Final word on not using Chapman. Use your closer in 1 run games in the 9th 100% of the time. You never know when you’ll be in that situation again.I know he threw 4 pitches yesterday when they blew a big lead. Use him today. Every game matters. They gave 1 away plain and simple.
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I hate that takedown at Saratoga. The 4 initiated contact. The 2 was running by him. Then 2 overcompensated. If there is no contact by anybody the 2 runs by the 6.
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Don’t decide before a game when you aren’t using your closer. So fucking dumb.
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I don’t give a fuck. Give your fucking closer a day off in a blowout. Not a 1 run game.
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FEDERAL CRIME.
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.@ella_grif shares how she found out who Dave Portnoy was
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RT @JDue51: My personal favorite stolen sign:. “We’re a 21 point favorite at home over a 5 loss TUN with 5 starters out & a walk-on QB. 20….
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Insane take by RA. Of course you can throw a bagged dog poop into a full trash can on the street. RA is a moron.
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One of the biggest scumbag maneuvers ever. Put your own shit in your own barrel, dirtbag.
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I want the Michigan/Ohio rivalry to be competitive again. I really do. The 1st step is for Ohio to accept that Michigan is tougher,stronger, better than you. You don’t get better making excuses.
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For nearly two years, Ohio State fans clung to a fantasy. The fantasy told them that all of Michigan's success from 2021 to 2023 would be taken away—that wins
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How did this horse go off at 5-1?.
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IT’S OUR TIME makes a statement in his debut!. He breaks his maiden in Race 7 for trainer @TomAmossRacing with Luis Saez aboard who gets his third win of the day.
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This is next level stupid here
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What are the weirdest and scariest sounds that Grok video has come up with for an image --> video render?.
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RT @MaizeandBo: Michigan Legend and American Hero 🇺🇸〽️
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RT @JJOneOfOne: So should we put the Connor Stalions statue near the Student entrance or on the intersection of Main and Stadium? https://t….
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Michigan is Coming. It is inevitable.
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Like we give a fuck about 20 million at Michigan. That’s ashtray money bro. #goblue
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2 words to describe your son. “He shows up”. That’s 3 Mr. Bosco.
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“He always shows up” -@Return_Of_RB’s Dad on @gottatrythispod
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As a meek guy what is Meek doing?.
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.@MeekPhill_ but… the Mets are winning???
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Barstool Pizza Review - Number 1 Pizza (Lake George, NY)
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My reaction to #TSLifeofaShowgirl and #taylor (Sorry it’s late)
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Barstool Pizza Review - Giuseppe's Pizza (Lake George, NY) presented by @forthepeople
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