Alan Colwell
@StillAlan
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I’m only on here because I forgot my myspace password
Joined December 2010
I'm legitimately still shocked every time I remember trumps our president and that you fuck nuggets are cool with that .. like what?!
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Dear men, Did you see your morning erection? As a man your testosterone needs to be awake every 5am in the morning.. Your testosterone is what keeps you alive. In men over 50 years, your testosterone levels will dropped by 30-50 percentage. So here is the proven fruits and
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Congress likes to act my work isn’t important. Well check this. On Feb 7, Representative Markwayne Mullin bought $30k in Badger Meters, $BMI. They produce automated water tech. Mullin represents Oklahoma, and Oklahoma announced they are upgrading their water meters. What’s
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“He was just riding around in his car” He fired 11 shots at the police. Your son was a violent criminal and found out.
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The Chiefs also led the league in holding penalties this season in case you were wondering 👀
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The NCAA has denied JMU’s appeal against ineligibility from postseason games. James Madison will now be ineligible from: • Being ranked in the CFP poll • The SBC conference championship • Potential NY6 bowl bid F*ck the NCAA.
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NO. 1 LSU UPSET BY NO. 20 COLORADO IN THE SEASON OPENER 😱
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When a player takes their helmet off on the field, it’s supposed to be a 15 yard penalty, no questions asked… But in this clip, you can see the ref tell L’Jarius Sneed “put your helmet on” Do they not know about the rule? Because why else would he be given the benefit of the
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I like Deion, shoot I love Deion. I don’t like this though. You beat a 1-5 bottom feeder Arizona St team by 3 points.
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#FireMcDaniels he fuckin sucks ass… holy fuck what a shit fuckin play caller 🤦♂️🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 @Raiders holy fuck you guys are trash ass and a half 🤦♂️
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This is inside the Sphere in Las Vegas. This may be the most insane concert venue ever built
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I bet @bmamba16 is having a great fuckin day… random thought just remember listening to him talk about the dolphins yeeeaarrrsss ago.. good shit man 🤘
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Walked by this house in San Francisco today that was listed for sale for around $10MM. It’s appraisal value for property taxes is $300,607
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A married couple in the US can earn up to $116,950 in dividends every year And pay zero in taxes Few understand this
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Penalties take all the fun out of the game.. that was such a shitty call. Tough break Philly I’m sorry the NFL won’t get off Mahomes dick #FucktheKingdom
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Why you trying to win the game on one pass? Was jacobs not doing enough? #RaiderNation y’all worthless 🤦♂️ ridiculous how stupid you guys are
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Marshall walking into Notre Dames Athletic office to collect 1.25 million
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