Robert Payes
@StiffShots
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Pixels? Cheap. Bullets? Not. Salad? Yuck. Caffeine? HELLO! Cronenberg? Film school. Reznor? Music teacher. Cute pop singers? Muses. Cancan girls? Kryptonite.
Bayonne, NJ
Joined April 2009
Wonderful, lively, fun, beautiful and perky, beautiful costumes and dancers, lovely!!!! 👏👏👏 ❤️❤️❤️Jacques Offenbach - French Cancan GALOP INFERNAL (Can Can)
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China's space program has successfully sent a copper pot into low-Earth orbit. 🤣 https://t.co/wlblFRkT7m
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Oh, to be a fly on the wall when Beano was composing albums like BEFORE AND AFTER SCIENCE.
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I put my bath towels in the washing machine, and they came out all rough and scratchy. I now suffer from "irritable towel syndrome."
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Share one of your ‘Secret Favorite’ films. Not a film everyone knows you love, but one you love that you rarely, if ever, show love for. Me: "88." Found in a South Jersey farmer's market. Katherine Isabelle and Christopher Lloyd AND Michael Ironside? Woot. Give it a try.
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Win @RSnakeCableCo - 2x 15' Custom Cables on the Fazio Electric Giveaway #giveaway
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Comin' through 5x5 in the Garden State, Liam!
Ever since I called him "Sissy SpaceX" Elon likes to automatically unfollow people from my account in the middle of the night, so double check if you're still following me and retweet this for visibility
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MAGA bullshit. Flat Earth idiocy. Political swamp gas. ...I give up. Here's a timeline palate cleanser: a baby bunny eating some fresh grapes. You're welcome.
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"I SAID, YOU HAVE A SANITARY NAPKIN STUCK TO YOUR EAR!!" "You'll have to speak up, I have a sanitary napkin stuck to my ear!"
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And nobody's YET to have made a "Sex Degrees of Kevin Bacon" joke... 🤣
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ABIGAIL is now available on Premium VOD & Premium EST from Universal Pictures Home Entertainment. We've got 2 PVOD Digital Codes to giveaway to two followers. RT this tweet to enter. US only. 18 & up. Good luck!
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Today I learned I am only ONE GODDAMN YEAR younger than an original MTV personality. I'm unsure of what to do with this realization...
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Share an album that defines you. Doesn’t have to be the best LP, just one that represents you…? Mine: "Tyranny and Mutation" - Blue Oyster Cult. It's loud, it's weird, it sounds like it was carved from a big block of aluminum, and it smacks SO hard.
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