Stephen Alston
@Stevoandaredk5
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I solve problems for a living. BSME UT '15
Dallas, TX
Joined December 2009
I just swatted a bug, and thought to myself "What do you think about GNAT?!"... I'll show myself out.
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My grandfather, an incredible man in every facet. I will never forget him or his legacy. Big props to the @Lions for honoring him on such a huge stage. Thank you!
Our organization joins the NFL scouting community in mourning the loss of Jim Owens, who worked for the Lions as a pro scout for more than 20 years and enjoyed a distinguished life within the game of football. We extend our heartfelt sympathies to his entire family.
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#ContestAlert Follow us and RT for a chance to win a VIP membership! We’ll announce a winner Friday. #sweettoothhotel
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Watching @BillNye save the world! #MuchNostalgia but I wish the audience would have caught more of your jokes. Totally my type of humor.
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Not necessarily on @jockowillink level, but here I am every morning. I can see what he means about getting more done when you are up earlier
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Really wish Texas would keep Charlie, but I fear naysayers will be too loud now. Pay him his $10M and watch his successor perform the same.
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Follow this page, retweet this tweet, and I will pick a name at random on Oct 19 to send these new Walkers Razor Electronic Ear Muffs to!!!
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Halloween costume idea #1069 - Lame Dorksy (@lainedorsey) - super baggy sweater, glasses, a ton of art supplies. Be sarcastic to everyone.
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Someone left their Amazing Spider-Man wallet on the train and it's the saddest thing I've seen in a long time.
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Making a Murderer is both enthralling and infuriating. WHYYY
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WH Tactical Personal Trauma Kit giveaway on https://t.co/gKtO9GOWmF. Enter for a chance to win now.
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Not all Muslims are terrorists. And not all terrorists are Muslims. Know the difference. Merica.
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Girlfriend said all you have to do to be @JeremyClarkson for Halloween is grow out your pubes, shave them off, and glue them to your head.👌
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Texas' offense looking about as useful as my last 4 rounds....
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Did Texas hire Greg Davis again without telling anyone?
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OHMYGOSH Guys it's official! One of my closest friends is getting married to the best guy ever! http://t.co/e8AdqyheN8
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Don't sweat the small stuff. (And it's all small stuff)
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Of course, with my degree in engineering, I would just love to work in a call center telling users to restart their PC. #PostGrad #JobSearch
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