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@PokJournal . Thinker of thoughts. Writer of words. Still a chewer of Mentos.

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@StephenHaynes4
Stephen Haynes
2 years
@Sniffy2 @ErinChack No it ain’t. Universally, “100” has long been a round number used to convey there being an abundance of something. “40” has never been that. 40 Celsius means something to you, because you grew with that. To people who didn’t, it’s not a big enough number to signify anything.
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@its_whitney 😮 You could flick a coin in the air with your thumb and it ain’t flipping that many times.
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@GoatedThroated The people who’d turn down $3 bil need help.
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@LegionHoops Any team that can score 50 points.
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3 years
@ShotzSantana British cooking would be the only reason.
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@StephenHaynes4
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4 years
@JoeySYM69 @tyraaaaaadoee Who the tell taught him “mawga”? You gotta be a few chapters into the patois book to learn that one.
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@StephenHaynes4
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7 years
Cromartie be begatting like biblical folks. Most potent man in the AD era. JJ Watt will have to raise money for his back to school shopping.
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Antonio Cromartie welcomes fourteenth child despite vasectomy
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6 years
@keivie_e @jesuisjoy_xo @BaeeeMarie Fact. Just to get through security and be sitting in the departure lounge at 2:57.
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Stephen Haynes
6 years
@keivie_e @jesuisjoy_xo @BaeeeMarie You won’t miss any flight. Airport ain’t ‘eem open yet. Jamaicans standing there camping out early like it’s a new Star Wars or Jordan release.
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@StephenHaynes4
Stephen Haynes
2 years
@Queen_NoCrown Y’all not gon like this. But the sweet potato is gone without a second of hesitation.
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1 year
@notcapnamerica The hardest part is getting them to switch the HDMI/Smartcast input to get to this screen.
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2 months
Andrew Lovgren didn’t make his audience wait. The @HighlandCSD senior scored 5 seconds in, giving the Huskies a 2-0 lead on Saugerties. Lovgren, who has cerebral palsy and has managed the basketball team since 1st grade, got to start his final game. And he gave us this moment.
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1 year
@AirJvlen @TheJayBurns Yep. Him killing Miguel, after hearing about his three kids, was for the sake of the audience. Remove some of the sympathy to create an emotional buffer for the downfall.
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Stephen Haynes
7 years
The jersey of former pitcher Evin Kleinganz hangs outside Arlington's dugout. Kleinganz, class of 2015, was found drowned on Saturday.
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Stephen Haynes
5 years
Former teammates, classmates & friends were among the 300+ people who attended the prayer vigil for Arlington grad Austin Heck, who’s battling cancer. Before driving back to Albany Medical Center tonight, Austin’s dad and sister released balloons in the air, while making a wish.
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@StephenHaynes4
Stephen Haynes
2 years
@bowenrk @Sniffy2 @ErinChack And it has its place in science. But weather is meant for humans. Someone steps outside on July 19 and it’s sweltering, they’re not thinking about its hypothetical effect on water. The relevant gauge there is human feel. “I’m overheated in 100°. I feel cold when it’s 30°.”
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7 years
@finah He got a good 5-6 feet on Willy's vertical. The Dolphins gotta trade up in the draft for him.
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7 years
@956llorona @_JTVT I'm like 98% sure this is Hannibal Buress with a 40.
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Stephen Haynes
7 years
My thoughts and best wishes go out to the Arlington community as it tries to pull through another difficult period.
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6 years
@juneelite @Petitx8 Harlem Shake coming back, son! The real Harlem Shake, not that funny-style joint y’all had going 5 years ago. Free G-Dep, we need a remix of this “Special Delivery” remix.
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3 years
@MikeSington They had her looking like the hostage that’s too “mouthy” in a 90s action movie about a hijacking.
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7 years
Evin Kleinganz's jersey hangs just outside the Arlington dugout. The Admirals went to their former teammate's wake yesterday.
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Stephen Haynes
3 years
@kevindlv @DragonflyJonez Social media has taught me that a large portion of sports fans are either natural idiots or led by bias into stupidity. I once saw a heated argument about Joe Montana's 4-0 Super Bowl record being better than Brady's. Missing the playoffs >> conference championship.
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Stephen Haynes
10 years
The Half Hollow Hills West football team is retiring No. 54 in honor of SWR's Tom Cutinella, who died last week. http://t.co/Ioww9KAVM9
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1 year
@BertThere @SarahSpain @OneDramatic “It’s a slow braise, baby. Gotta let it stew; that’s how the ingredients marry. When ya see the finished the product…” - E. Coli
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Stephen Haynes
9 years
The flag and that No. 54 jersey are held more prominently and proudly than ever for Shoreham-Wading River. #NDLIC http://t.co/3qdfuS1N5a
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Stephen Haynes
9 years
Attn: all. I'm leaving Newsday & joining the Poughkeepsie Journal. Couldn't fit a tweet, so I've attached a letter... http://t.co/AfKg9Ni4BX
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6 years
Huge shoutout to whoever this is. If anyone who follows me knows her, please tell her the world owes you a thank you for the heroism and we need more people like her. ➡️ Arlington student's courage, Dutchess deputy 'potentially saved many lives'
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5 years
@BriaPaints @owoemilyowo What supermarket sells pterodactyl?
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Stephen Haynes
5 years
@KevinSpacey There was nobody around — not an advisor or publicist or friend or even a sensible “yes” man — to say, “Whoa. No! Listen, don’t do this. It won’t be received well.” Then again, taking no for an answer might be a challenge. Allegedly.
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9 years
@mikeyelardo_ His dad couldn't get to the game, so he called his son with two minutes left. Sweet moment. #NDLIC http://t.co/guHnQ4HJD8
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Stephen Haynes
6 years
@jaywimbrow @NTFxG @BandyTrajan A broke, desperate walk-on might be plotting on it already.
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Stephen Haynes
8 years
Big Meech ( @_JTVT ) giving props to the Arlington home crowd after the 17-7 win over John Jay. @AHSAdmiral_Al
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Stephen Haynes
1 year
@LoveMcQueen @GoodGoodJudy_ Better than any composite sketch I’ve seen. Everybody knew exactly who it was without even having to give it a thought. That’s when you know it’s accurate.
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Stephen Haynes
7 years
Game over! Arlington wins. State champions!
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Stephen Haynes
5 years
There it is! Katie Wall, on a driving layup with 4:29 remaining, gets her 31st point of the game and the 2000th of her career. She becomes the 13th Section 1 girls basketball player and the fourth from Dutchess County to reach that mark.
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Stephen Haynes
2 years
Rich Dingee said he hasn’t gone a day without crying since his daughter, Madison, died in a December car crash. But moments like these, gifting Madi’s former @LourdesWarriors lacrosse teammates with flowers during a ceremony in her honor, offer a ray of light.
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Stephen Haynes
10 years
Major props to Sayville & Farmingdale! Meg LaBell, a Sayville junior with Down Syndrome, scored in tonight's game. http://t.co/81o8V5rTnb
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Stephen Haynes
7 years
@_JTVT All those meaningless awards you've received, nah. This one matters: Best Lineman Milly Rock of 2017. ⬇️
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Stephen Haynes
7 years
Grounder to second. Out. Game over. Arlington wins the Section 1 Class AA title 2-0 over White Plains in 9 innings.
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Stephen Haynes
3 years
@RexChapman He didn’t get the lyrics right, but we’ll give him a pass.
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Stephen Haynes
5 years
Quick update on @rywilson_22 , the Poughkeepsie native who’s attempting to bicycle from his hometown to Miami to raise awareness and funding for ALS research: He’s made it to North Carolina. He’s got about 800 miles left in his journey to south Florida.
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Stephen Haynes
9 years
The Long Island Class I football champions: Syosset. #NDLIC http://t.co/U4Mp8A1Pyl
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Stephen Haynes
7 years
Tegeler stuntin' with the trophy. With the stadium lights glistening off it. Tell him put this on his VSCO. @NP_Football1
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Stephen Haynes
8 years
No matter the score, you can always count on Dalers fans to turn up. Farmingdale gon' Farmingdale.
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Stephen Haynes
7 years
The Section 1 Class AA baseball champions. @AHSAdmiral_Al
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5 years
Nike’s biggest fear right now: Imagining on NBA draft night, Adidas runs an ad that opens with sneakers being ripped apart. Zion Williamson walks in. “Wearing the wrong shoe nearly cost me my career. Forget what that rapper told you. Earn your stripes; never mind the check.”
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Stephen Haynes
9 years
Brentwood tops Baldwin, 72-51, for the LI Class AA title. Coach Anthony Jimenez then hits the Whip to their delight. http://t.co/49doPUALA1
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Stephen Haynes
5 years
Arlington pulls away late and beats Lourdes, 60-51, to capture its first Duane Davis tournament title since 2011. Jack Weinstein scored 16 points in the final and was named tournament MVP.
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5 years
@trapyeezus Stand on his money and headbutt Yao Ming! Mans was in stunt mode and still got clowned at the bagel shop. Ya hate to see it.
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Stephen Haynes
3 years
Family man and funny man: Beloved basketball coach Chris McLaurin remembered for his humor, kindness: @sports_pioneer @athleticshpcsd @laffin_brian @Coachhart6
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Stephen Haynes
6 years
Exclusive interview with @alyssalabelle11 , who put the team on her back. Ran for 428 yards and 9 touchdowns, made 36 tackles at linebacker and had 5 interceptions at corner, playing both positions at the same time. Disclaimer: ⬆️ All facts.
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5 years
👏👏👏 to @rywilson_22 , who’s 3 weeks into his bicycle ride from Poughkeepsie to Miami, raising awareness and funding for ALS research in honor of his aunt. Wilson reached northern Florida this evening. Still a ways to go and he admits it’s not easy, but bravo.
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Stephen Haynes
6 years
See this? Nick Foles kissed his kid on the FOREHEAD. Like a parent is supposed to. Like a Super Bowl MVP is supposed to.
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Stephen Haynes
10 years
It's the worst news you can hear, and I grieve for you. My deepest condolences to the Cutinella family and the SWR community. RIP Tom.
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Stephen Haynes
6 months
@iBeen__Fly @ArseneWasRight This ain’t one of the dudes Chris had working for Webistics?
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Stephen Haynes
6 years
Today offered many of us a reminder that tomorrow isn’t promised, let alone next year. No assurance that any of us will see 2019. Each moment is precious and each person we care about should be cherished. Enjoy it while we’re here. I love y’all. Be safe & Happy New Year! 🥂
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Stephen Haynes
9 years
Game! Massapequa wins the state Class AA girls soccer championship with a 1-0 victory over North Rockland. http://t.co/3ODtnzm9zP
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2 years
Season! Spackenkill scores two in the eighth inning to beat Schuylerville, 6-4, capturing its first state Class B baseball championship since 2005.
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2 years
As Marist College readies for Brian Giorgis’ retirement press conference, they’ve got all 11 of the MAAC women’s basketball trophies won under him lined up on the podium. Not a bad decorative look.
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Stephen Haynes
7 years
How Molly Feighan looks after big victories. It's a smile to her, y'all. This is the new McKayla Maroney face.
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Stephen Haynes
7 years
Strikeout. Ball game. No. 10 Arlington has stunned second-seeded John Jay, 6-5, in a Section 1 Class AA quarterfinal.
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Stephen Haynes
9 years
Kelly McConologue, a junior at Ketcham who is battling leukemia. The Indians presented her with a custom jersey. http://t.co/7gzV0hGqab
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2 months
Thank you Coach Feeley, and everyone in the DCBCA who decided this. I have a lot of respect for you guys and you’ve always been great to work and interact with, so your appreciation means a lot. I’m honored.
@DCBCoaches
Coach Feeley
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The Dutchess County Basketball Coaches Association recognizes Stephen Haynes (Poughkeepsie Journal) for his contributions to area basketball with the Ernie Verdis Service Award.
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Stephen Haynes
8 years
Wappingers Falls' Adams ( @tyler_adams14 ) promoted to Red Bulls senior team. Inspired by girlfriend @kmcconologue .
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Stephen Haynes
5 years
My 23andMe DNA results just came in. Turns out I’m black. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Stephen Haynes
10 years
Thoughts and prayers for Shoreham-Wading River linebacker Tom Cutinella.
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Stephen Haynes
9 years
The Shoreham-Wading River players do a LaValle Leap and climb into the stands to celebrate with their fans. #NDLIC http://t.co/orORX5Q8rE
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5 years
@BrodyLogan “Wut da bid’niz is, playbwah?”
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7 years
I had asked a week ago if Molly Feighan can be stopped. We have answer now: Hell no.
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7 years
Medal presentation line. @AHSAdmiral_Al
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8 years
You really don't know me if you didn't think I'd ask Molly FeigHan if she can dance. @AHSAdmiral_Al
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Stephen Haynes
2 years
The crowning achievement.
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Stephen Haynes
8 years
Rain on their parade all ya want, but @AHSAdmiral_Al is the champion. And they sang "We are the Champions."
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7 years
So, how's @admiralad845 girls soccer practice going on a Tuesday afternoon? @mfasolino4 @clairekirkhus @alliecoon7 @ttooch14
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Stephen Haynes
8 years
Marist's Claire Oberdorf, softball player turned basketball walk-on. Not bad for a shortstop.
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7 years
@AHSAdmiral_Al stun 3x defending state champion Massapequa, 2-1, in double OT to capture its first ever girls soccer state title.
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A night full of hugs and photos and questions and congratulations. And that’s become almost routine for @20sMaddy as her star has ascended. The Dallas Wings forward, and former Villanova record-breaker, had her No. 20 retired by Our Lady of Lourdes High School.
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Stephen Haynes
7 years
Arlington got the aforementioned shiny stuff.
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Stephen Haynes
4 years
@throwback_mr You can hear the “Whoooa” before you press play.
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Stephen Haynes
8 years
Game over! Arlington wins, 17-7. That ends John Jay's 8-game win streak over the Admirals. @AHSAdmiral_Al
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Stephen Haynes
8 years
Ashley Votta's walkoff single scores @TaylorFelicello and delivers Marlboro softball the state Class B title.
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Stephen Haynes
2 years
The waterworks. Ketcham celebrates in the locker room, dousing coaches Pat Mealy and Walt Gulick with water after earning their first trip to the Section 1 final. (Video by Suzanne Cachon)
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7 years
Lourdes' James Anozie named the overall Player of the Year for the second consecutive season.
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7 years
@WappingersGLAX wrote "SG 14" on their calves in honor of Sean Grogan, a former Wappingers lacrosse player who died 2 weeks ago at college.
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7 years
@SpackBasketball Tom Bell named Coach of the Year.
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Stephen Haynes
5 years
@LANGSTON253 @Ramage__ @AaronRodgers12 @ShannonSharpe Take some time to review the tweets here, study the film and see what went so horribly wrong. You took multiple L’s in short time. Gotta revise the strategy for the next thread.
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Stephen Haynes
1 year
A 14-year-old lacrosse player named Louis Acompora died after a seemingly innocuous hit to the chest back in 2000. It led to a push to have AEDs at or near playing fields. The possibility is a frightening reality. Thoughts are with Damar Hamlin and his loved ones.
@JReinerMD
Jonathan Reiner
1 year
Thinking about Demar Hamlin. Commotio cordis is caused by an abrupt blow to the chest at exactly the wrong time in the cardiac cycle. Must be resuscitated with an AED.
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5 years
@bansky @NTFxG They started the tweet with “down by 4 with two minutes left...” like that’s impossible odds. Any other man would’ve wilted under that kind of pressure. But Kobe hit a long two while biting his jersey. My God. Mamba mentality!
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Stephen Haynes
7 years
Last 2 Dutchess County products drafted by the NBA: Poughkeepsie's @richrinaldi33 & Elizaville's @Tyler_Lydon14 at the NBA rookie symposium.
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Stephen Haynes
6 years
As the crowd chants “Thank you, Millbrook!”
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Stephen Haynes
4 years
@SportsCenter @espn Reporters in the room: “Ok, ‘bread’ is money, I believe. I think I’ve heard that before. I follow that part. But...” (Googles “chicken urban dictionary”)
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