Do you like crime? I do. I wrote a book about crime and it's out today. It's set mainly in the 1970s and features a creepy AF house, posh people being posh, cocktails, terrible food and questionable fashion. Oh. And murder. Rather a bit of murder. 🔪🕵️‍♀️ https://t.co/FPqwOrKc5l

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

Dear America, Please do not fuck this up. Please and thank you. Yours sincerely, The Rest Of The World #KamalaHarris2024

Happy Halloween from The Mother Of Dragons 🐉👑

Here is the next episode on Apple podcasts! But you can find it anywhere you listen! COME AND GET IT! https://t.co/vdtBTriUAQ

The video starts off with just our legs! How exciting. Making its way slowly to our faces. iMovie obviously know what the people want.

Episode 18! Part 3 of Jaehaerys And Alysanne: Their Triumphs And Tragedies. Go with us to Harrenhal with Rhaena, to Kings Landing to meet a new Prince and over to Braavos for some super shady dealings with The Iron Bank. Available on podcasts and YouTube! https://t.co/KDKUSdqS4q

We got into it about Braavos and BETH PUT ON HER TIN FOIL HAT AND GOT JIGGY WITH IT! Coming soon to your ears, people.

It me! Thanks, Aaron!

I’m at the beach and there’s a guy with his guitar, a mic and an amp and he’s singing just like Andy Dwyer and I can’t help but wonder if he too fell in the pit.

Retweeting this into the echo chamber, I suspect. But if one person reads this and reconsiders their understanding of asylum seekers then that’s great. I learned stuff too.

One of the best looks at what’s been going on in the UK for a long time now, and has ended up with the riots seen on England’s and Northern Ireland’s streets in the last week.

Roses are red Earth is near Venus

I'm not saying @jk_rowling is a male. I'm just saying we have zero proof that she's not a male. And until we see her chromosomes, can she be trusted in women's spaces?

I have just eaten a cookie and somehow I am covered in the cookie? COVERED IN THE COOKIE. How?

If only my birthday was in May 😩

So let’s get this straight: - Imane Khelif is a biological female who has elevated levels of testosterone - Imane Khelif has (checks notes) lost multiple times in her career to other biological females But suddenly because Imane beats the shit out of Angela Carini who couldn’t

Irish Olympic champion Kellie Harrington fought Imane Khelif in the last Olympics and won. Everyone tweeting now about how Khelif is 'really a man beating up women in the ring' (she isn't) has likely never watched a moment of women's boxing in their lives. https://t.co/Vz62eMi18x

Fuck. The transphobes coming out from under their rocks today because a woman born as a woman won at a sport against another woman who was born as a woman is just blowing my mind.

- Serena Williams was accused of being a man when outperforming a white female -Caster Semennya was accused of being a man when outperforming a white female -Imane Khalifa was accused of being a man when outperforming a white female Take what you want from this.