Adam Staunton blue tick
@Staunty87
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Hello this is my bio I hope you enjoyed reading it ok bye
Joined December 2014
Random bits in films I'll never forget: 1) "Diplomatic Immunity!" *gets shot in the head* "It's just been revoked"
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The fucking FLOOD of influencers rushing to make a 'pov: trump during the assassination' vids ๐
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Just took my dead Nan to vote, forgot to bring her I.D tho so she was turned away ๐ "as dead as Thatcher!" I shouted, pounding her urn onto the ballot table, no one cheered ๐
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Fish girlfriends be like "babe if I was a worm would you eat me?"
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I think Hunter Biden looking good for his age is proof that crack don't crack
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Leaving implications aside 'Princess of lesser mortals' sounds like a cool character in GOT
โ๏ธ 'When lesser mortals would have stayed at home, Catherine proved that the show goes on' | Writes @AllisonPearson Read the comment in full here โฌ๏ธ https://t.co/r4jllnDyYH
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Guys is it sexist to say "nice ass, bitch" to a bitch that has a nice ass?
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Christ hasn't the cow suffered enough?
Cleverly demands probe after police car hits cow
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As a self diagnosed adhder sometimes I block/unfollow people cos I get it into my head that they don't like me, then they realise I've unfollowed them and don't like me anyway โบ๏ธ
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Damn that a lot of hickeys
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Oh to be an unlicensed vape seller outside Anfield right now
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Made me spit out my water reading but tbf that might be the e coli too
BREAKING: Sandwich maker Greencore recalls products due to potential presence of E.coli, Asda says. Read more ๐
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I once had a spicy pepper and I cried but I was almost happy I cried because the extra moisture was nice I kept trying to cry onto my tongue
I had lunch with a white friend where I put sriracha on my rice & he wanted to try it bc he never tried sriracha before After 1 bite, his face turned bright red, he started sweating & ran off to chug milk bc it was too spicy for him Most white people canโt handle spicy
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Anyone done it on birds photos were they've got their tits out yet? Seems the next logical step
Big fan of people typing "liked" under tweets signifying they liked the tweet, funniest outcome of this update
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