Starzzy
@StarzzyOfficial
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Everyone’s a pagan.
Birmingham, England
Joined January 2015
If Arsenal beat us, it’s only because we’re restoring balance to the league. Someone had to stop City turning it into a farmers league—we’re just doing everyone a favor
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Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever successfully hatewatched a rival team
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I know we just beat City and played well with Carrick but the confidence I’m seeing from United fans going into this Arsenal game is hilarious. As much as I don’t like Arsenal, they’re arguably the best team in the world at the moment and haven’t lost at home this season. That
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i don’t think i have a dream job, i just wanna be paid. i have a dream life.
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Dave and Tems just secured the No.1 spot on the UK charts with ‘Raindance’. It is the first UK rap song to achieve this since ‘Sprinter’ in 2023. The king is back.
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The funny thing is that if you take Arsenal out , there will still be 27 trophies among them
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Cuz it’s about to get dark for them😈
🌓 We will be wearing black at Arsenal on Sunday.
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They’re more beloved than the Royal Family 😭
I didn’t realise how much you guys love the Beckhams 😳
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Casemiro after winning everything with Real Madrid, took a chance with a struggling Manchester United & helped us to 2nd place, 4 finals, 2 trophies and scoring some bangers along the way. 4 beautiful years, LEGEND❤️
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To the first job that hired me. Thank you for accepting me without any experience. I will never forget you.
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If man united do mistake win league, this app will not contain us that year.
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Was about to feel sorry for you until I saw your last tweet. Better cough up that £600
This is @skytv for you, I phoned today to tell them the bill payer (my other half) had died and therefore could not afford to keep it on myself! I was asked if I was on benefits because that might cover the cost or I had to pay £600 because he died mid contract! Utter bastards
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can you send me life number pls
life has sucked me COMPLETELY dry. 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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9-5 again today, when will it end lord?
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I don't think a lot of United fans have seen this one. Bruno, Diallo, Bruno, Mbeumo, Brumo, Bruno, Diallo, Brumo, Mbeumo.... Arab commentary>>>>>>>>😂😂😂
Nobody: Me every two mins: "Conyaa, Bruno, conyaa, Bruno, conyaa, Bruno, Luke Shaw, conyaa”
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Best believe if we beat Arsenal next week, I’m running the nastiest title race agenda ever
Manchester United Vs Manchester City - Cinematic Highlights - The Carrick Derby
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