Closed captioning is great most of the time

This is a newsstand kiosk at New York's Penn Station. I asked the clerk, standing at left, if he sold newspapers. He said no.

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I was homeless for six months in 2019. I didn't look like it—I kept my clothes clean and showered at the gym—but I was living in my sedan. The public library was my sanctuary. It was warm, free, and safe. One day, I fell asleep in a back corner chair. I was exhausted. I woke up

Moe Howard demonstrates how The Three Stooges pulled off their slapstick routines safely, without actually injuring one another (1960).

Happy Thanksgiving to you too, @CubeSmart. Geez.

Candidate whose positions would identify him as moderate center-left in Western Europe elected Mayor of New York City.

Joe Davis' voice is virtually identical to Marc Albert's #WorldSeries #

Incredible. Roland Reisley is 101 years old, the last original client of Frank Lloyd Wright. He still lives in the 3,200 square foot home that Wright built for him in 1952. The price? $40,000. Or a little less than half a million in today's money.

The way my jaw just dropped. We need a new word for stupid.

It’s nice to see a smooth changing of the guard at T-Mobile #TMUS. But for all the hype, no mention of @JohnLegere in @WSJ, LinkedIn, anywhere. Without John, there would have been no Sievert, no Gopalan, and possibly no T-Mobile US. Give the guy some credit!

No one trolls with street names quite like Prague.

Baserunning de folie de Lindor après un bunt, qui nous permet enfin de scorer un run. Mais tout est si difficile putain

Good lord the light coming off of this ring……if she sat in centerfield at Citi for a Phillies series Alec Bohm would have the SWAT team there by the second inning

Karen's up next - you know what to do

You'll be hearing us from Section 308

I can’t get over this umps nutsack being absolutely terrorized in a little league baseball game. 3 times in 1 game. I mean come the fuck on

I was there. Magnificent debut!

History ❤️ Umpiring first base for Game 1 of today’s Marlins-Braves doubleheader, Jen Pawol has become the first woman to umpire in a regular-season MLB game.

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was