Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid
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I’m the Ansel Adams of slapping a filter on pics of my lunch
Louisville, CO
Joined February 2019
Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.
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Was it Tom Cruise? Be honest….
guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.
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RT @AnneHatfieldVO: He had eyes the color of dill pickle water and the education to know that's brine.
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RT @abby4thepeople: But the through story of it all is that people never give up. Even when the worst happens, when organizers are tortured….
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Well it’s certainly no Alice in Borderland….
Netflix Content Chief Bela Bajaria on Emmys' 'Squid Game' Snub: 'It's Surprising It Wouldn't Be Recognized'
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I’m crashing out harder than a Boeing rn.
Nathan Fielder learned how to fly a 737 only to be ignored by the Emmys, which i am feeling normal about.
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Likewise! The sheer number of emails I’ve been forced to send to my apartment complex and the various companies they contract out to today has been exhausting… also super fun that I have to wade through piles of ai to reach anyone 😮💨.
i’m at capacity for minor inconveniences.
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RT @DeepNotShallow: If Texas redraws their lines, Colorado Democrats should reconsider our options here including challenging Amendments Y….
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This censure is incredibly disappointing, but not at all surprising. Scratch a Boulder Democrat, and a fascist bleeds.
I am deeply alarmed by the CU Board of Regents’ recent vote to censure Regent Wanda James, and even more disturbed that three Democratic Regents (Elliot Hood, Ilana Spiegel, and Callie Rennison) joined MAGA Republicans in carrying out this political attack. 🧵.
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They’re married irl, but this is funny.
"i swear honey it's for marketing".
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(Nodding sagely) ahhh yes, the Donner Party….
Remember your Homeland’s Heritage. New Life in a New Land - Morgan Weistling
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Mind you, the Dept. of Defense just awarded xAI a contact to begin using grok, meaning the DoD will literally be consulting mecha-hitler… I’m sure this is fine….
Elon Musk says Grok 4 is smarter than a human with a PhD, it just lacks "common sense."
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Merritt Wever is in the new episode of The Gilded Age, this is a gift from the heavens for me specifically.
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My kindergarten teacher literally taught our whole class to line dance to this song. It was a cultural MOMENT… not a great one, by any means, but a moment nevertheless.
No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.
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What’s going on with my “sundays” and, in some cases, “scaries?”.
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Well then call me daddy, I guess.
Middle-aged dads at the beach love to swim out So Far, scare their families, then bring back like. A hunk of seaweed.
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Ah yes, because, as we all remember, police famously saved Nicole Brown Simpson….
Yes, Zohran, what Nicole B. Simpson really needed to stop OJ from nearly decapitating her was a social wkr who could have centered OJ’s blackness to make him feel seen. Same for Diddy as he beat Cassie to a pulp. Just needed a reminder to be his best self!
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