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Cock on a ball, they put that shit on everything

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@SpursTedLasso
Ted Lasso
5 years
Lowkey hate that this Ted Lasso show has become so popular Trash ass phony bandwagon Ted burners popping up everywhere, bots galore I was here when Ted was just a f*cking NBC Sports commercial Back when Sudeikis was still bangin ole girl Olivia Simpler times, better times
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@themettenburger
the metten burger
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I get the Titans are terrible, but this is actually nasty work by Fox. I grew up in North Alabama, and I distinctly remember being able to watch every single game from both the 2-14 and 3-13 seasons. Small market teams just have no chance man.
@PaulKuharskyNFL
Paul Kuharsky
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#Titans-Texans on Fox Sunday, and Tennessee broadcast footprint is literally Middle Tennessee. Side effect of being so bad is Titans start to lose whatever hold they have on Knoxville, Chattanooga, Memphis. Per @506sports.
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@SpursTedLasso
Ted Lasso
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For the children out there: Rantidine is an antacid. Insanely good stuff. Worst heartburn of your life gone in minutes. BUT It apparently causes hella cancer. So it is now completely banned 🥲
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@SpursTedLasso
Ted Lasso
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Big old man moment for me. Just spent like 30 minutes looking for my bottle of Rantidine. Did not find the bottle, but instead found a Holy Grail. A fresh, unopened bottle (sealed w/ dry packets inside!!!) all the way at the bottom of the closet. Fresh stock 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@MikeBurgersburg
DIRTY BUBBLE MEDIA: GOOD LUCK, GOOD BYE.
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Jeffrey please help me here is she a hooker
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@OleMiss
Ole Miss
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We’re proud to share that the University of Mississippi has been ranked No. 12 nationwide and No. 3 in the SEC for social media engagement in the 2025 Rival IQ Higher Ed report. Full Story: https://t.co/72xgtQJ3WQ
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@SpursTedLasso
Ted Lasso
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@whynotflorida
Flagship of Florida 🏴‍☠️😎
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I don’t think it’s a coincidence all these UF commits are going to be hosted by Lane Kiffin and Ole Miss. Of course their fanbase is going to assume that means he’s just poaching from us but I don’t believe that’s the reason.
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@BryanDFischer
Bryan Fischer
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ESPN College GameDay viewership: Wk 7 - 2.7 million viewers Wk 8 - 2.7m Wk 9 - 2.5m YTTV dispute Wk 10 - 2m Wk 11 - 2.2m ABC CFB windows Wk 7 - 7.0m/8.7m/6.7m Wk 8 - 5.9m/9.8m/8.0m Wk 9 - 6.6m/7.8m/6.8m YTTV dispute Wk 10 - 4.5m/7.8m/4.8m Wk 11 - 4m/4.9m/7.5m
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@Oilfield_Rando
Oilfield Rando
17 hours
He got assassinated right after going all in on this platform. The pro-immigration donor class immediately retook control of GOP immigration messaging. My tin foil hat keeps whispering to me about it.
@charliekirk11
Charlie Kirk
3 months
This is the social compact breaking down. We need urgency to restore it: 1 - Mass deportations 2 - Stop the H-1B scam 3 - Dramatically reduce LEGAL Immigration 4 - End chain migration and the Visa Lottery 5 - Build 10 million homes for Americans 6 - Crush the College Cartel
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@Oilfield_Rando
Oilfield Rando
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He had the actual platform for saving this country and they killed him.
@charliekirk11
Charlie Kirk
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This is the social compact breaking down. We need urgency to restore it: 1 - Mass deportations 2 - Stop the H-1B scam 3 - Dramatically reduce LEGAL Immigration 4 - End chain migration and the Visa Lottery 5 - Build 10 million homes for Americans 6 - Crush the College Cartel
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@OleMissRebel90
Finance Reb 🦈
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Just a reminder that no matter how you vote, Republican or Democrat, this entire boomer generation of politicians has completely destroyed the American dream for you. And the American dollar becomes weaker by the minute because nobody does anything about the national debt.
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@MJTruthUltra
MJTruthUltra
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People are not understanding just how dirty democrats are.. let me break this down. The Democrats' released a redacted version with "VICTIM", knowing full well the original estate documents included "Virginia Giuffre. She is “VICTIM”.. This is from Virginia Giuffre herself in
@MJTruthUltra
MJTruthUltra
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Democrats are trying to frame these new documents that Trump did something to Virginia Giuffre… but here she is in her own words contradicting everything they’re trying to frame it as. 🤣 “Trump didn't partake in any sex with us, and it's not true that he flirted with me... I
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@greg_price11
Greg Price
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BREAKING: Gavin Newsom's former Chief of Staff was just arrested by the FBI and charged with bank fraud, wire fraud, and conspiracy to defraud the United States-- which include funneling campaign money for personal use.
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@SpursTedLasso
Ted Lasso
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Damn the Raiders bitin even better than the Gators today!
@SpursTedLasso
Ted Lasso
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Ole Miss is better than Texas Tech in *checks notes* EVERY SINGLE FUCKIN METRIC yet the @CFBPlayoff committee felt compelled to be a group of charitable asshats last night
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@GfedGoCrazy
GFed
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Only thing I’ll ever be the fan police about: Rooting against the school youre getting a degree from is the most cornball shit anyone can do
@pupadhyaya_
Parth Upadhyaya
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Found a kid in Ole Miss’ student section that apparently didn’t get the all-red memo.
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@tylersiskey
Tyler Siskey
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Guys, whoever’s idea it was to run this, be better. Because you can’t get a read on Lane doesn’t make it okay to ask his son. That crosses the line.
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@bcfremeau
Brian Fremeau
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Wins above what an average FBS team would expect to have against the schedule faced through Week 11, per FEI: +6.5 Texas A&M +5.9 Indiana +5.8 Alabama +5.4 Ohio State +5.3 Georgia +5.1 Ole Miss +4.2 BYU +4.2 Texas Tech +4.1 Vanderbilt +3.9 Notre Dame
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@SpursTedLasso
Ted Lasso
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Now let’s do September Ole Miss current Sagarin rating of Sep opponents: 36 46 58 18 Avg: 39.5 Texas Tech current Sagarin rating of Sep opp: 192 124 12 52 Avg: 95 55.5 Avg Sagarin spots weaker of a schedule #NoPlaySeptember https://t.co/zXjupsYVEl
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SkeePatrol 🏴‍☠️🌵🦅
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@CoyoteRaider Every damn year
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@ADavidHaleJoint
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Longest active streaks w/o losing a game by more than a TD: Miami, 26 games Ole Miss, 26 Ohio St, 25 Louisville, 22 UConn, 22 Memphis, 19 Iowa, 15 Indiana, 10 Tex Tech, 10 Virginia, 10 Pitt, 10 A&M, 10 I'd wager a lot of folks are shocked by several names on that list.
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@HarryJ63924
Harry “Cheesetouch” Johnson
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The narrative that us playing citadel last week is a reason to move us down is so fucking stupid. Our starters were out with 12 minutes left in the third quarter. We played an SEC game week two which is arguably harder than playing one now. Oh well then. Let’s win out.
@OleMissFB
Ole Miss Football
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🚫🐀☠️ @CFBPlayoff
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@SpursTedLasso
Ted Lasso
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Ole Miss is better than Texas Tech in *checks notes* EVERY SINGLE FUCKIN METRIC yet the @CFBPlayoff committee felt compelled to be a group of charitable asshats last night
@PeteNakos
Pete Nakos
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Second College Football Playoff rankings dropped tonight with little movement in the top 10. Here's how the top 10 stacks up by strength of schedule and record metrics. More on what it means: https://t.co/YHasbw4KQn
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