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🥄Art scrub🥄Silly animals enjoyer🥄Friend to all primates🥄 Sometimes gore/body horror🫀🍭🔪 Worldbuilding: @EradenScribbles Comms ↘
behind the lima bean can
Joined September 2016
Titties on a bird furry, but instead of breast tissue it's just tightly packed feathers, like the coat of a penguin.
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it's the 'i want you to WANT to do the dishes' principle.
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ofc these can also be just annoying ass nagging brought on by social media boyfriend 'tests'. But asking directly for that kind of reassurance defeats the purpose of reassurance.
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protip: think about such questions like this : would you still love me if I changed for better/worse because of things outside my control?.'Would you love me if i were a worm'-> would you love me if I become sick and can no longer be an 'equal' partner to you.
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i remain steadfast in my belief that the line in Summertime Sadness goes "telephone wires above are sizzling like a snail".
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In a funkier world I'm reborn as a giant Mongolian wrestler man.
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My pink lady apple had not one, not two, but three stickers on it. Talk about vanity!!.
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