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Hot dog enthusiast | 13 handicap #TheGlizzyGauntlet2025

Chicago, IL
Joined March 2024
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Girlfriend told me not to eat too many hot dogs at the wedding tonight. Better to ask for forgiveness than permission
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DO NOT eat the mac and cheese at China Buffet
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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All aboard the USS Bukkake!
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Well said
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Pretzel bun at the turn is a game changer
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Luxuriating
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I eat, therefore I am
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13 days
Life goals.
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Shocking to walk into
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The European mind cannot comprehend the mac and cheese burger
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Hearing reports that @detroitlyedowns ate 5 hot dogs in 2 minutes at the office today.
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Mind if a white boy speaks a little Italiano?
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A double barrel a day keeps the doctor away!
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PRETZELGOAT
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If you saw someone cranking hog at @MKEBratHouse, it was NOT me!
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It’s National Hot Dog Day. Give the world what it deserves @littlecaesars
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RT @DJDumpsack_: Lemme steal your whole flow @glizzygoat420
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Throating these wieners like I’m Bonnie Blue
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Nothing more heartbreaking than when the golf course doesn’t have hot dogs at 8:30am.
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Teriyaki sauce is the most slept on topping
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Everything’s bigger down in Texas
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Mind if a white boy speaks a little español?
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