Ian Crawford
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Cutlery Safety Expert - Think safe, be safe! See live at a comedy club near you or at The Rik Mayall Comedy Festival & EdFringe 2025 https://t.co/49wbWYWygM
UK
Joined September 2009
Deadly serious cutlery safety briefing > Tonight 6pm at Bush Fest B64 5EA and next Thursday 7:30pm at Fletchers York Road part of Kings Heath Comedy:
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Thanks to Lucy Foley @HarperCollinsUK and @Waterstones for raising the profile of the Fork in The Midnight Feast this summer ⚠️🍴#staysafe
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Accident Avoidance Training for Cutlery Users: Advanced & Improvers.at The Rik Mayall Comedy Festival on June 7th.Droitwich Library @droitwichlib.Tickets:
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This Thursday I will be spreading cutlery safety advice supporting @CountBinface @ilovecherryreds Birmingham .
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Count Binface headlines a top night of comedy at this cosy upstairs comedy club.
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Cutlery Safety along the A34/M4 corridor - tonight at the Hartley Arms, Newbury & tomorrow (Thursday) at The Angel in Royal Wootton Bassett with fellow chuckle-crafters @JacobNussey Tony Coleman & Graeme Collard @graemecollard.
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Sorry for any confusion BUT Sheila from the office has booked one of my deadly serious safety training workshops during the Rik Mayall Comedy Festival!! (Sat 7th June, Droitwich Spa).
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Sunday night comedy in #KingsHeath, #Birmingham - cracking line-up with some cutlery safety training on the side!.
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Forkin’ great night ahead at @BedworthCivic - with super talented @alanhudsonmagic @pierrehollins.and @AlexParisHylton plus a sharp & well-polished dose of cutlery safety wisdom from Ian Crawford! 😎🍴⚠️Grab tickets here: via @funhousecomedy
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Lock up your cutlery - Crawford's coming to Bedworth 🍴⚠️😎.
Laughter in Bedworth on Fri Jan 31st @BedworthCivic with @alanhudsonmagic @pierrehollins @SpoonSense and Compere @AlexParisHylton get your tickets here:
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Looking forward to appearing @LeicsComedyFest @JOUFreeFest on Feb 15th and topping up the cutlery safety awareness in #leicester and the surrounding area. Free PWYW tickets (reserve a seat):
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Deadly serious cutlery safety advice coming to a town* near you this Thursday. (*if you live near #Stowmarket) 🍴⚠️😎.
We're @TheRegalStow this Thurs Jan 16th for a night full of laughter with these funnies; @a_tweety_bird Cole Parker @SpoonSense and Compere Martin Westgate tickets available here:
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Tonight I'm visiting @ApothecaryTap for Rock the Atic comedy #Banbury. I'm driving a KIA to Banbury Cross.To see a fine comedy club audience.Drinks in their hands and bells on their toes.I will spread deadly serious cutlery safety wherever I go.
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While others are enjoying the festive season my work goes on. I have been hard at work, alongside the other essential services. I have phoned A&E departments across the UK and gathered data on Xmas cutlery-related accidents. The results are in.
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One of the best panto cows I've had the pleasure of watching being milked @penfolduk01 - great show at the Late Night Sweet Shop @ilovecherryreds last night ⚠️🎅
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Tonight I am sharing Xmas safety tips at the Late Night Sweet Shop Xmas special in #Birmingham - then tomorrow night it's #Wigan 🍴🎅⚠️
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RT @funhousecomedy: We're at #Grantham Railway Social Club on Thurs Nov 28th for a laughter-packed night with @JackGleadow Alun Cochrane @….
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Tonight I am looking forward to supporting the Wolfman Comedy night in Camden @WerewolfBeer & fighting off Werewolves in London - armed only with a teaspoon 🥄🐺⚠️
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Oh what a night we had at @KingsHeadCiren - I can declare Cirencester is now cutlery, clacker and grizzly bear safe! Your training certificates are in the post ⚠️🍴🐻. tonight it's Oldham with hilarious @HStachini @Dominiccollins and MC legend @BobbyMURDOCK . #StaySafe
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RT @funhousecomedy: Come along to @KingsHeadCiren on Fri Oct 11th for a night full of laughter with @paulmccaffreys @RichMortonSound @Spoon….
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RT @BhamComFest: Our ace FREE HALF-DAYERS are back!.👉 16 shows.👉 2 Sundays.👉 2 venues.No booking required, just turn up. Sun 6 & Sun 13 Oct….
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