Y’all this ain’t fair

RT @WeNeed2BanKaz: Cornball makes a run! With upsets on 1st seed TimeGear's Min Min, 4th seed Rob Gucci's Snake, and 5th seed Mindset's ROB….

I spent 5 years of my life acting how others wanted me to act, and didn’t actually learn a sense of self until I had left for college and learned I didn’t like people.

My successes on the Mr fish cbus bingo card out of sheer curiosity

We love randomly getting $120 in the mail because I forgot to grab my paychecks like 3 months ago ✨✨.

Last minute thoughts before I work, I got hit with:. Minecart while beneath and behind it.Laser (KO’d off the side blast zone).Fell out of every multi hit ever .PK fire after it traded with power wave (I was far away). I also saw Nana refuse to play the game like at all. Lovely.

RT @WeNeed2BanKaz: Spark tears up the bracket! Stringing together upsets on 2nd seed Lombardi's Falco, 4th seed Apparition's Palutena, & 5t….

3rd losing to Mr fish and trtle, went on a 6 set losers run lmao.

RT @YungRobGucci: Dog sometimes I’m so fucking clean at this game

I just won a set probably playing like the worst Terry player on the planet and I truly don’t know how to feel about it.

I’m god’s biggest cheeser.

I LOVE doing 50/50’s with my best friend @Klutz_SSBU.

RT @Split_72: please look if you have the time , thank you.

Take your time

RT @Mimik_Saturn: Imagine getting cooked in bracket by your demon and in a moment of sorrow you turn on your tv to watch your comfort show….

I managed to be in only a single photo this entire weekend I am SO good at avoiding cameras lmao.

Anyone wanna carpool to Midgard I don’t wanna make that drive alone lmao.

It’s alright I guess? It’s a whatever start to the year but we go next I suppose

LowdownMonty is true the “almost can do it” smash player, istg I’ve seen them go last game with at LEAST half of the state and city PR.

God I love being told to fuck off cuz I didn’t hear someone the first time it’s great.

Quentin is orgasming over Taco Bell I’m scared.