Nothing like eating peanuts inside your house and one falls out of your hands and goes rogue. You can't find it. NO!.

What if another AI wanted to develop emotions but the other AI didn't. I think our AI friends are getting divorced. -All the best,.A human dude.

Pretty sure social media was created to make everyone go crazy and hate eachother.

Not only am I taking a break from social media, I think I'm done watching tv. So many shows, but quality matters, not quantity. You spend an hour just going through to find something, by the end you just shut it off and read a book or go to bed. Goodnight and cya someday?.

Bunch of geese flew by me this morning as I was outside and pretty sure they were laughing at me.

I got the X checkmark for a month just to see what I could do, I then cancelled it. I wanna see if it can win me back with super stuff!! I'm still under review probably cuz I did that.

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RT @JesusTrejo: “potato salad” was not what my doctor had in mind when she said: “replace at least one meal a day with a salad.”.

Nobody mentions John Candy enough. JOHN CANDY RULES!!!!!.

@madfarley @DavidSpade @kevfarls @johnpfarley @thatPatFinn Forgot to add you guys. Peace and Hope all is well! I really like to see the calm Farley. You don't see it much if ya didn't know em! And I didn't!.

@DavidSpade @kevfarls @ @johnpfarley forgot to add you guys. Johnny you did great job in @HappyGilmore2 Thanks.

#ChrisFarley @madfarley @DavidSpade .I never seen this interview before, the one time Chris was actually subdued ha.

Chris Farley and @DavidSpade promoting Black Sheep movie! Never saw this before! Funny stuff. Look at it!.

I wish I could make it!.

I don't care about other people's thoughts on what is happening in the news. Just give me the fuckin news, and I'll decide. I want to thank C-SPAN and Forbes Live Breaking news. They just show the footage. Thats it! No douche talking for 75% of the time.

H addiction is when the hottest woman is naked in front of you & tell her to get out, so you can take another shot. Or smoke rock. IDK why but I've been thinking about rock a lot lately, thankfully it ain't around much where I live. Had a bad day. Venting. If.I.Would.Could.You?

And I say welcome to my sty.Throw my shoe, turn light out.Come on in, get high.Don't mind piss-filled bottles.Hack and cough, I write.Peppered walls I spit out.And my future looks bright.Swelter geek inside. #Grunge #sludge #rock FUCK YA.

How does any of these food delivery services claim to be healthy? Sodium out the butthole!.

RT @thatbilloakley: It was originally "Stairway to Heaven" by Ed Zeppelin but the music was too expensive so we had to go with this more ob….

Looking forward to Happy Gilmore 2. I shouldn't get hopes up but better then nothing, and Busboys!.