@DrLupo Explain this to me like a Bluey episode

Happy Father’s Day to all of those who fill those shoes. Much love. Also I’ll be live in a bit :)

Lil X just asked if there are police cats, since there are police dogs 😂

Hey Wake Up Bitch Its Zelda Time https://t.co/dxH57QlTUj

Man. There’s this episode of Bluey called “Sleepytime” and it gets me every time as a parent. This fuckin episode dude.

My fucking god.

@Dexerto Deliberate, harmful misrepresentation. Clickbait is all fun and games, but this is a notch too far. Exploring all scenarios is an important thought exercise I wish more people did. Don’t cut off one of the thought branch because it fits the more click-baity narrative. Do better.

Hello, friends. Welcome to Sunday at the Masters. #themasters

Headed back down Magnolia Lane. #TheMasters

7 years ago today, Johan Cruyff left us 🗣️ “Technique is not being able to juggle a ball 1000 times. Anyone can do that by practicing. Then go and work in the circus. Technique is passing the ball with one touch, with the right speed, at the right time, to the correct foot of

@paulg The press is yesterday’s news – too slow for the modern era

No one deserves it more than Jess-A

@POTUS Umm … the banks are melting

A couple SVB thoughts. 1. 250k is too low. It's insane that a small company with say 2.5m in payables and payroll at the end of the month should be "prudent" and split their cash across 10 banks in case of a run. The fees and admin would be crazy. But great for banks

Muting everything that has to do that damn author and those fucking books and that goddamn video game

Never underestimate the value of being in the right place at the right time.

I can’t stop laughing at this.

Deleted instagram for the last 6 months. Just looked at it for the first time and watched everyone’s stories. My conclusion: Instagram is an actual mental disorder. No question.

2023 GOALS: BE FUCKING BETTER, WHATEVER THAT MEANS. NO EXCUSES.