Who decided to defend, get married, and move all in the same semester? Who would make such a dumb decision?.

“I’m not going to tell you all my plans, but it’s only going to get spicier.” - @jengolbeck . Also my response when students ask me about what will be on an exam.

It’s the 5 explanation points and photo of a momma with her chicks that cracks me up. Seen on Maui near Kihei @TheGoldenRatio4 @jengolbeck

Simply going to loose it because the person behind me on the train has their phone sounds on and they keep getting texts. Their text tone is the Law and Order dundun and I cannot have 5 hours of that sound going off every few minutes.

RT @akcdoglovers: your dog doesn’t need to say hi.

RT @sportswithjohn: This person gets me.

Sigh. Don’t bite anyone else they ask you to. @jengolbeck @DontBiteAnyone .

I know her 😍.

Anyone else notice that in Chapter 55 of ACOMAF Feyre glows? And then when Bryce and Hunt have… similar experiences… Bryce glows? . Feyre asks “day court” and Rhys says “I don’t care”. Soooo I’m thinking it’s Dusk Court.

Desperately seeking playlists for professors under the age of 35 who need to get through a day of grading assignments and teaching lectures .#music @Spotify.

If you already have a PhD and you’re graduating with another masters, do you get to wear your PhD regalia or do you wear masters regalia again? 🤔 @jengolbeck #AcademicFashion.

RT @jengolbeck: New paper - I just published an exploration of grief and ghosts after the loss of a dog. This paper came from my final proj….

Sometimes Squee is dëd. She can only be revived with meatballs or stuffed dragons. Press F to pay respects

I hope someday, someone writes a post about me that ends with “She is a good human.”.

For reference, if they watch a documentary about a place they have been, they will, throughout say “hey! We were there!”.

Listening to @TheGoldenRatio4 podcast this week and hearing GR Mom talk about her talk at NASA, and saying, out loud to my dogs “hey! I was there!”. I have become my parents.

I’ll never get tired of gentle snuggs with Squee

Today I learned that people with cats are scientifically proven to be *less* happy than people without any pet and people with dogs. 💫the more you know💫 @jengolbeck.

Once again asking why I’m not hiking in the woods with my dogs today.

RT @Constababble: Lecturers should have formal education training. Being good at your field as a researcher doesn't make you good at teachi….

I hope I’m not one of 500 people sending you this @jengolbeck, but the headline just screams GR podcast .