Alexa Sommers
@SommelierOfSmut
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The Sommelier of #Smut, is a best-selling author of everything hot and spicy. Find her work at: https://t.co/XV6JD0b1TV https://t.co/4k5UrpzPR1
Joined March 2020
#writingcommunity #readingcommunity. Interested in my stories but not sure where to find them?. Let's help you solve that. Amazon - Audiobooks -
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I effectively lost 16k followers for calling out some creep who was dropping dick pics on random peoples tweets. Best trade I've ever made.
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@ask_aubry And she apologized. After “fuck your dead baby”? This screams abused response. 🤬😡🤬.
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867-5309. If you don’t know whose number this is, you’re too young for mine.
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The bible did not exist at the time. You can’t quote a nonexistent book.
When the dominant thinkers in the culture of his day questioned him about marriage, Jesus did something radical. He quoted the Bible as the authority!.
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When you say "just block and move on", I hear. "Be quiet and do your part to help maintain the patriarchy.".
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Dear person who has been slowly reducing the size of peanut butter cups. We are not fooled and we are not happy.
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@AlbertoDoria @_celia_bedelia_ Uhm. time for a basic lesson in biology Alberto, pregnancy requires implantation which can take anywhere from 6-12 days after fertilization. Absent that there is no pregnancy.
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@BirdlawHotplate @deerboiii @suannelqr @thelizabetch Tell us louder that you don’t know what the term means.
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How old were you when you discovered the numbers on a toaster corresponded to minutes and not “level of toastiness”.
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@ask_aubry Translation: I pretend to be nice in order to get laid, why do women see through it and not like me?.
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@ask_aubry Let's ignore his random time clock for a second. His opening line after she initiated contact was "nmu". Guys, just no. if all you can take the time for is a 3 letter acronym then don't expect a response at all. She reached out, if you have any actual interest, engage.
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@AlbertoDoria Two separate post graduate degrees in medical science and a undergrad degree in biology. But go on, tell me more about your ignorant statement about what does and does not constitute a pregnancy.
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Matty gets it. Until it is no men, women must assume it is all men to be safe.
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@AlbertoDoria Incorrect. Without implantation there is no pregnancy. Unlike you, I have the medical education required to speak on this topic.
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@_celia_bedelia_ Terfs can't accept there are actual women out there that are not terfs. it's rather sad. Even more pathetic, 80% of those accounts are actually cis males.
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Tell me more about how bad you are in bed.
When females start to get used to sex toys that stimulate intensity, they expect orgasms and become ungrateful. It's an unnatural practice that becomes normalized more and more by feminists and "female pleasurists".
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If Fifty Cent toured with Nickleback would tickets only be $0.45?.
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"I bought your books, they were garbage.". Okay. but you bought them.
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Shall we discuss the issues with an OCTOPUS SKELETON.
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#eroticaWriters #booktwt #readingcommunity. I'm not an attention whore trying to sell my books. I just like making fun GIFs. Narrator: She was, in fact, an attention whore trying to sell her books. Amazon -
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You've been let loose in a classic arcade with a single quarter. What are you playing?.
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Note the wording. not "sacrifice themselves" but "get sacrificed". That is a new level of creepy.
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Stop telling people I called you a sex machine. The words I used were fucking tool.
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@ask_aubry Wow minorities vote for the party that supports their rights and not the one that is full of racists? Who would have ever imagined that.
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Someone just landed a BookBub Featured Deal. (yeah. I'm someone).
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#writingcommunity #BookTwitter #ShamelessSelfpromoSaturday . I was given a $250 Amazon gift card for Xmas. Time to add to my massive to read list. Looking for suggestions of great indie books. Drop links of what I should buy/read below.
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@bloch60154529 @ask_aubry a) plenty of women are not attracted to men so your theory is incorrect. b) plenty of men ARE attracted to men so your theory is still incorrect. c) this tweet speaks volumes about your views.
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@RenStinnett You write erotica yet don’t understand the concept of consent? That’s a little sad.
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When you accidently go to your Amazon book page and read the reviews, just remember, these are the people leaving them.
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This speaks to a major issue with capitalism. Instead of feeding the hungry you’d rather throw it away?
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I’ve had a rough month and been pretty inactive due to health issues, so I just want to say thank you to all of you who have continued to support me and my work. You do not go unnoticed.
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This woman is the gift that keeps on giving 🤣. You can't make this shit up.
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@BirdlawHotplate @roomof13doors @goddess_abyss @suannelqr @thelizabetch Incels often lie about fake families.
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Dear men. Me prioritizing my safety over your comfort does not mean I hate men or that you are the enemy. It means I value my life, my security and my safety.
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If we continue to slut shame, people may stop being sluts. Is that really a world we want to live in?.
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@loulellie @ask_aubry What makes you think she’s punishing him and not just enjoying her life as it is now with the options she has. He made the agreement and can leave at anytime if he no longer likes the situation.
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@TaylorAdvocate @Prairielily22 So discussion, knowledge and self growth are only important until you have to have actual difficult conversations with your child? Perhaps start listening and discussing their sense of self and positions, rather than trying to push your personal ideologies.
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A thread. A funny, fun and positive member of the community has left twitter because of the constant harassment both sexual and other she has experienced from numerous people. This prevalent attitude of online bullying, misogyny, doxing, spreading lies and the need to feel….
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@bsdavidson360 @iamAtheistGirl It depicts a person kicking another person over sexuality. It literally depicts violence.
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@jessTerraformE @ask_aubry I have the feeling that vibrator is going to be a LOT more effective.
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Creep goes on a rant about @ask_aubry because he can’t handle seeing himself in the creeps she exposes. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
1/ It's a clever grift, really. Make yourself a lightning rod for toxic men, bait them into engaging you so you have a neverending stream of material. Constantly remind your followers not to be like them while spreading a toxic and divisive message, causing serious harm.
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I recently realized that I don’t have any skills that translate to a zombie apocalypse.
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@RenStinnett FYI if you’d bother to read I said random peoples tweets. Not mine. And as it turns out some of those random people were underage girls. This is the behaviour you are defending. Congrats.
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Wow. Sorbo idiotically stumbled onto the actual point.
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Never met him or spoken to him and this is his opening DM. I should be in love right.
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When the geniuses forget about little things like consent. Yes darling even those who write about sex don’t want unsolicited dick pics.
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@KingKwame2020 @moriahmillsss A) your biology is so wrong it’s funny. B) you just said you manipulate women into having no choice and thus staying. Creepy rape vibes abound.
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Before jumping headlong into the weekend remember to ask yourself the important questions, such as. is the vibrator charged?.
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"We took away all meaning to the checkmark in order to scam people out of money, so now we are making a new symbol to do what the old one used to do."
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First thing I do is file a police report to try and figure out who drugged me and put me in a church.
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I get sick and slightly absent for a month and y'all let some billionaire super villain take over and burn it all to the ground?.
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I can’t decide between a second coffee or banging the neighbours 20 year old son. I hate hard decisions.
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No one procrastinates better than an author with a deadline.
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I have a reoccurring nightmare where I sleep with my professor and still only get a B.
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Been a rough week, it’s slowly getting better but I still can’t find the funny so pretend this was something humorous.
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This policy violates the app stores' ToS for both apple and google. The end is nigh.
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@zlypto @iamAtheistGirl LGBTQ is not a sexuality genius. It’s a community of numerous sexualities and gender identities.
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Seeing people complain about -4 . omg that is so cute.
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#writingcommunity #booktwt #readingcommunity . Nominations for the 2022 Golden Pigtail Smut Awards are now open. Submit your nominations at the form linked below!. Please retweet and help spread the word.
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