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Most overrated player in the world right now
Will be at Watford in 5 years
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In an alternate universe, this goal stands & Villa are milling about in the championship.
Lucky bastards.
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I've got to say, absolutely class from Everton fans yesterday.
Stayed silent for roughly 76 minutes out of respect to recently hospitalised 76 year old Roy Hodgson.
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I speak for the entirety of opposition clubs fans in the league, from the bottom our hearts...
I fucking hope this happens , they won't be missed 👍🏻
🚨 Chelsea could be excluded from the Premier League next season if they do not find a buyer before June 8.
(Source: Daily Mail)
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Only chant from Chelsea yesterday was them singing " tram roll over " to the tune of Glad All Over, mocking the death of innocent people in Croydon
Classy club 👏🏻
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Tomorrow is going to be the first time Tyrick Mitchell will be playing at a full capacity Selhurst Park.
Let's all show him how much we love him.
One of our own ❤️💙
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This time 2 seasons ago I was in a hospital bed after a failed suicide attempt.
Now I'm in the boozer with my old man belting out BOOM BOOM BOOM MATETA'S IN THE ROOM.
It does get better. Eagles ❤️💙
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How it started How it REALLY ended
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If you actively dislike anyone in this photo I struggle to believe you actually support Palace
All have been unbelievable servants to the club
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Parish genuinely deserves credit in the past 9 months.
-Signed Wharton & Munoz for <30m
-Got Eze, Olise & Freedman all to sign new deals
-Hired Europa League winning manager Oliver Glasner.
Class that.
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Crystal Palace have 11 clean sheets this season in the league.
Only 5 teams (all big 6) have more.
Turns out you can play expansive football whilst being defensively solid.
Super Pat Vieira ❤️💙
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We need to remember who we are.
We're Crystal Palace, we have 20 points after 17 games, a GD of 0 and are playing exciting football whilst sitting 11th in the table in a transition season.
It seems that fans on here are ' expecting ' a European tour.
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Friendly reminder we got Lerma for FREE.
Whilst West Ham are paying Phillips £150k+ a week.
Whilst bums like Caicedo are costing 100m.
Dougie is unreal.
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You haven't let anyone down
@MitchellTyrick
we're all immensely proud of you, hold your head high
Tyrick Mitchell, my player of the season ❤️💙
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Macca comes on v Watford and tells Guehi to keep the armband.
Luka comes on v Stoke and takes the armband off Guehi.
Macca should be club captain, not Luka.
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Morning everyone, I overdosed on Sunday morning and was admitted to hospital. I'm still here & slightly more stable. Thanks to my amazing friends, family & girlfriend for visiting me. I really appreciate all of your messages on here, means the world.
❤️💙
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Jack Grealish - 100m
Crystal Palace Starting XI - 70m
Cheers for the 4 points lads
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The main difference between Vieira and Roy is our performances each week.
Yes, we might not have as many points as Roy did at this stage - but I'd much rather have a couple less points and enjoy 95% of Palace games.
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Friendly reminder Dougie signed:
Eze, Wharton, Olise, Doucoure & Guehi for a combined 80m.
These 5 are now approximately worth in excess of £300m.
He doesn't miss.
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If you were at Wembley on Wednesday and recorded the penalty rather than soaking in the atmosphere it's clear you care more about your Snapchat than England.
So so weird
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MICHAEL OLISE SHUSHING THE MILLWALL FANS OMG
JP MATETA WE WANT YOU TO STAY
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Last season under " defensive manager Roy Hodgson " we conceded 66 goals.
This season under Patrick Vieira, we have only conceded 42, keeping 11 clean sheets.
Neutrals and pundits told us: " Be careful what you wish for! "
😂😂😂
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Huge win for us.
The less said about our fanbase the better.
Yes, Townsend's miss was poor - but death threats?
Yeah, you ain't Palace.
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FDB comes in and upsets the whole squad, tells senior players to fuck off and tries to show them up in training.
Vieira comes in, everyone's happy, requested that one of our coaching staff was put into his team so he could understand the club better.
I'm excited.
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Wilfried Zaha isn't even a striker and has the most goals outside the big 6
Overrated apparently 🤔
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Ward is now unbeaten against Charlton , Millwall and Brighton
Omg
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James McArthur top 5 in the league for tackles won, blocks & pressures. Yet there’s genuinely some fans who don’t think he’s our best midfielder. Get off FIFA ffs
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This man is arguably the most important person at Crystal Palace Football Club right now.
There's only one Dougie Freedman 🎶
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Genuinely the best thing to happen to Palace in my lifetime.
Best chairman we've ever had & done things I never thought we would.
So lucky to have Steve at the club
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@Jaack
Incredible manager? No.
He's spent a fuck ton and won one Covid premier league title.
Such an overrated manager of this generation.
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It's been 999 days since Brighton last beat Palace.
999 is also the number underage girls need when they are within one mile of Lewis Dunk & Yves Bissouma.
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Crystal Palace have had 125 corners this season in all competitions and scored from 0 of them.
Maybe, just maybe we need a set piece coach...
(We're also awful at defending them)
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We have SIX of our first team missing and we're playing the champions of Europe
Will be one of our hardest games this year
Calm down ffs
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Really don't understand the Joa abuse.
Comes over, claps the fans, apologises to the fans and says it's not good enough.
He seems to be the only one who genuinely cares.
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3 Liverpool fans (all Londoners) in the office have said to me this morning:
" You've ruined our season, again! "
" I wanted to smash that Palace mug "
" I was genuinely close to tears on Sunday "
Beautiful scenes 😍
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Finally home from hospital now. Got a lot of support & coping techniques from them so hopefully this is my road to recovery. Thanks to every single person who's messaged me & been there for me, my girlfriend and friends, it means a lot. You're all legends ❤️💙
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At the end of Luka Milivojevic's message congratulating Ward he signed off with
" Oh and by the way, Eze & Olise, don't leave, stay for another year "
🥹🥹🥹
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We could get battered on Saturday and at 5:30pm the Palace Admin could upload a 5 second video of Ebs eating cereal and I'd lose all my anger
I'm whipped
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A win on Saturday and we go 9th, on 44 points, with a positive goal difference.
This already matches our total from last season, with 3 games remaining. As well as a FA Cup SF.
Squad overhaul and a transitional season for us.
What a job Vieira's done so far! ❤️💙
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Guaita + Clyne + Mitchell + Guehi + Andersen + Kouyate = 45m
Ben White = 50m
Our entire back 6 cost less than that donkey
Another Dougie Masterclass
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@Archie_LFC_
When the opposition score in the first minute ‘ they’ve been all over them that’s well deserved ‘
@WattupWill
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0 losses v Man City, Arsenal, Leicester, West Ham, Wolves & Spurs.
0 wins v Newcastle, Leeds, Villa, Burnley, Brighton & Brentford.
That's typical Palace for you.
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Palace trophies this season = 2
Brighton trophies this season = 0
Eaglessssss 🦅
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Guehi, Andersen & Lerma - 2026
Olise, Eze & Muñoz - 2027
França & Doucoure - 2028
Wharton - 2029
After years of losing players for peanuts, we're finally looking after our assets seriously.
Brilliant news! ❤️💙
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Steve Parish is a fantastic chairman and we are SO lucky to have someone who cares as much as he does, who is clearly a genuine fan of the club.
Might get it wrong sometimes, but always has the club at heart.
My chairman ❤️💙
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Will get stick for this but I fucking love Parish man.
Saved us, produced stability in the prem & trying his best to progress us even further creating a better infrastructure for the club as a whole when he eventually leaves.
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Zaha gets tripped & stamped : " he's gone down easily "
Grealish dives " he's so clever on the ball "
Lost for words
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Global coverage of the banners / flags today.
Hopefully change is made SOON.
Well done to every Palace fan who made their voice heard today 👏🏻
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The poor new Palace admin has privatised his account.
Hope all you bullies are proud of yourself 👍🏻
So much for " Men's mental health matters "
I thought us as a Palace family were better than that 😴
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No praise to Hodgson on outclassing the amazing Hasenhuttl or do we only comment on Roy when we lose?
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How about a 6 minute perfect hat trick from a full back?
Imagine Kevin De Bruyne playing alongside Erling Haaland 😳
A 17-minute hat-trick from a central midfielder is just ridiculous 😂
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Genuinely one of the best value for money signings we've made in the premier league
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If Parish came out and said we don't have the money to invest in the first XI & for the time being staying in the league is our goal, fans would accept it.
Don't LIE to us saying you're going to take us to " the next level " then keep a non progressive manager & not invest.
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Ronaldo claps the ref after receiving a yellow.
Zaha got sent off for that...
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They couldn't, could they?
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Romelu Lukaku: Selhurst Park is the only stadium in England with a proper European atmosphere.
Thomas Frank: Palace's atmosphere was special.
TacticalToney: It's just 20 ultras with a drum! 🤨
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Providing Mateta is made permanent & we sign Plange we've spent £75m on transfers on this season and there are people who are moaning?
Ffs
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Joachim Andersen assists in the PL: 3
Kevin De Bruyne assists in the PL: 3
Absolutely adore Joa 😍
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If you were Vieira out you have no right to moan about Roy returning, this is all your fault
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Morgan Gibbs-White = 45m
Marc Guehi, Joachim Andersen, Michael Olise, Sam Johnstone, Malcolm Ebiowei = 45m
I think we genuinely have the best sporting director in world football honestly
🚨 Nottingham Forest have reached an agreement with Wolverhampton Wanderers to sign top target Morgan Gibbs-Whites. Deal worth £44.5m including addons & 22yo England youth midfielder is scheduled to undergo medical this afternoon
@TheAthleticUK
#NFFC
#WWFC
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Sky did a thing on every premier league clubs " who they let get away "
Ours was Bolasie
Loved yala but we robbed Everton getting 26m, his best days were definitely at Palace
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We've scored 27 goals and it's not even January.
Under Roy in 19/20 we only scored 31 goals all season 😭
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Bloke in the pub genuinely just said
" you looking forward to your free half pint at palace on Tuesday "
Beak of Beak Street account is genuinely top tier.
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The people who prefer Simon Jordan to Steve Parish need their hard drives checking
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2 years ago Mitchell hadn't even made his debut for us, now he's starting for England
So proud of Ty man 😭
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So proud of Tyrick Mitchell
We've had 5 academy graduates all feature for us this season, Wilf, Clyne, Mitchell, Tayo & Jes
Little Crystal Palace making serious movements
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Hartlepool (cup)
Norwich (A)
Brentford (A)
Chelsea (H)
Watford (A)
Burnley (H)
Come the end of the month we could be virtually safe on 36 points and in the 5th round of the FA Cup or we could be sitting just above the relegation zone.
Huge, huge month for Palace ❤️💙
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Brighton getting smashed.
Palace lifting silverware.
Happy Sunday! ❤️💙
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EURO's 2024 final squad player breakdown:
Palace: 4
Man City: 3
Arsenal: 2
Liverpool: 2
Man Utd: 2*
Chelsea: 2
Crystal Palace are here to takeover!
🏴❤️💙🏴
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4 points in 2 games. Every Palace fan takes that before the Leeds game.
Why are people turning on Vieira?
Plonkers
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Losing to Brighton 3-1, Sunderland 4-0 & Birmingham 4-1, were genuinely all much worse than today
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We HAVE to go for this tomorrow
Guaita
Clyne Richards Guehi Mitchell
Docoure Hughes
Olise Eze Zaha
Edouard
Easily our best 11 with who's fit
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Christian Benteke has 83 goals in the premier league after scoring against Arsenal on Monday.
This puts him in the top 50 of all time.
Only 7 current PL players have more goals than him.
Underrated.
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Marc Guehi at the game today supporting Palace Women's.
Yet Barry, 47, divorced says we should sell him for 30m because " he doesn't want to play for the club any more "
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All of these people begging for Ayew to leave Palace
Outing yourself at having 0 ball knowledge
Bloke is such an important squad player, we'd miss him if he went
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Palace Women are champions & will play in the WSL next season.
Huge achievement! ❤️💙
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Very odd tweet.
Imagine digging out 500 fans who paid a lot of money & took time off work to make a 460 mile round trip with less than 2 weeks notice.
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The Joachim Andersen deal is proof Crystal Palace are a bigger club than Tottenham Hotspur.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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James McArthur captained us to a 2-0 win at the Etihad yesterday.
MY FUCKING KING
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Apparently Meyer, Camarasa & Mateta are amazing players who Roy didn't utilise.
Since they've left Roy's management they have played a combined 27 games and got one goal.
It's as if Hodgson knew more than the idiots on here.
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RIP Paul Nixon. Fuck Cantona & Fuck Man United. Horrible club
It's 25 years since Eric Cantona's infamous kung-fu kick 🤯
One of English football's most iconic moments?
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The way Benteke rubs his hands like he knew what he was going to do gets me every time
Ohhhh Christian bentekeeeee
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I know it's unbelievable, but Glasner is a ridiculous manager. We could win a trophy and he would say:
" Yeah, that was last week, I'm focusing on the next game "
What. A. Man.
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If anyone deserves a statue in our history, Julian Speroni for me.
Worked for no wages in administration & always conducted himself as a top professional & has been a huge part of getting us to where we are today.
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Absolutely adored this bloke
Name a 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒓 from your club 👀👇
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Eze v Sheffield United is a cheat code.
Olise v any opposition is a cheat code.
We are BLESSED to have these two playing for Crystal Palace Football Club.
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Palace can finish between 10th & 14th on Sunday depending on results.
The difference in prize money is £12.5m.
Sunday is huge.
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5 points in 5 games having played 3 of the " big 6 "
Take that all day long
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Ayew coming back from AFCON
Rak-Sakyi & Olise back from injury
That's like 3 new signings...
Well done Steve Parish & co!
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