I’m fucking WASTED on this fucking podcast

What’s a proper “utter woke nonsense” thing in modern day football at the moment?.

I just had the MADDEST thing happen to me outside Wembley Stadium that literally 90% of people on this app would say DHOFTY too. In two minds about telling it on the podcast but it’s a top 5 most mental moments of my life….

This is actually a fucking spot on lookalike I can’t even deny it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

Influencers get paid too much money, I’ve always said that. And I’m super fucking lucky to do what I do. But when I can use my money to last minute take my Dad to see Oasis together, I am even more appreciative than I normally am for this crazy life. Thank you guys. Blown away.

RT @Jaack: Never thought I’d have to be one of those creators who have to apologise online. But the day has come. This isn’t something I wa….

Never thought I’d have to be one of those creators who have to apologise online. But the day has come. This isn’t something I wanted to address publicly and I feel super ashamed of it, but I have to be honest with you guys and come clean: . I like that new Instagram stories font.

Fucking bit tense innit.

The only funny tweet I’ve ever done

Diving twat.

The commentary has been soooo biased during this final. Hemp’s bad challenge gets a “she made a genuine attempt to get the ball, just a bit late”, yet 5 minutes before that Paralluelo’s late challenge got a “cynical challenge, she knew what she was doing…” . 🤔.

Bronze been class.

There’s a penalty in this….

GET INNNNNNN.

Can’t believe she’s not brought Kelly and Agyemang on yet #WiegmanOut.

Only counting quote tweets as entries btw!.

QUOTE TWEET THIS WITH YOUR EURO FINAL PREDICTION…. I want score line and first goal scorer…. I’ll pick one random correct tweet to win £100 at the final whistle!.

I really can’t believe I’m saying this… but Urban Legends returns tomorrow… and it’s… actually… very good??????.

Ffs

I’m not even a die hard Oasis fan (I know all their songs before the gatekeepers kick off) but I just saw them live at Wembley and it was by a mile the best gig I’ve ever seen… what the fuck 😂.