Jaack
@Jaack
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this has never been a funny or interesting joke
Joined March 2009
I’M IN AN ACTUAL ADVERT FOR THE OL’ DARTS 😍
FIREBALL’S FINAL BOSS APPLICATIONS NOW OPEN! 🎯🔥 Think you’ve got what it takes to rule Ally Pally? Win the chance to attend EVERY day of the 2026 World Championships from the best seat in the house. Why? Because Fireball means fandom and we want someone who lives and breathes
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Role management, custom flows, and integrated SSO. Discover how Clerk Organizations helps you build stronger SaaS.
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POD’S BACK TOMORROW 🎄 We’re coming back with a very special guest episode Monday, and a main show Thursday! Tomorrow’s guest is absolutely lovely, super charming, proper funny @gregjames Some guests are just PERFECT for Happy Hour… and Greg is one of them 💛
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Remember folks! He’s not a big fucking racist…
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I’ve been a West Ham fan for 32 years so I’m super qualified to tell you that Isak will become a world class footballer again today
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This just shows it’s impossible to cancel someone because this cunt should have been cancelled after the first 10 cunty things he did
This redhead monkey is UK influencer Sam Pepper. - He came to India during Diwali. - Fired a rocket toward kids who were playing; it hit a little girl in the eye. - He claimed it was a minor injury, apologised, and immediately ran back to his country. Now we know the truth that
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Sunderland are actually going to be playing in the Champions League next season aren’t they
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In today's 1 minute video, we're breaking down some powerful token launch platforms and their differences @MetaDAOProject @buidlpad @KaitoAI
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Just watching the Liverpool highlights back. How is that not a foul on Ekiteke when Liverpool were 2-1 down? Am I being thick? Looks a clear foul?
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Imagine telling that 9 year old West-Ham-mad kid that he would one day live a life beyond his wildest dreams ⚒️
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This is literally the homepage of the Tesco app/website. Why don’t these GBNews-watching idiots just do 5 seconds of research?
🚨 TESCO ARE NO LONGER CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS❗️ Their Christmas trees are now called Evergreen trees 🙄 @Tesco do better....
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Hey @Cristiano wanna game of wembley singles?
Yes, it’s real. JAKE PAUL vs. ANTHONY JOSHUA. A career-defining pro heavyweight fight. LIVE only on Netflix Friday, December 19. #JakeJoshua
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Friends, if you’re looking for a way to make a real difference this holiday season, I’d like to direct your attention to Toys for Tots. I made my contribution today. Even a few dollars goes a long way toward putting a gift in a child’s hands. Big ❤️
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Luke Littler is the greatest 18 year old sportsman of all time, in my opinion.
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I swear Littler just goes a few legs behind in every match just to aura farm the comeback. (I’m 32 and don’t really know what aura farming is but you know what I mean)
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BIG, BIG QUESTION!!!!! 🚨 WHICH OF THESE ORDERS IS THE CORRECT ORDER? 1, 2, 3 or 4? 🚨
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