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@SomeD1ckH3adGuy

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just hangin out 🤩 i wanna brainwash u into loving me 4ever 🥂 she/her 🧚🏻‍♀️ TNx12 🪩 kappa lover delta 💖 24 ✨

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i wanna try something funky fresh and new so i will be doing a mutual shoutout of the day 💖
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spotify wrapped should get more chaotic. tell us which songs we skipped the most. which ones we turned the volume all the way up for. be like “remember that day u listened to famous by mason ramsey 152 times? we do. it was july 5th!”
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WAIT HOLD ON A SEC OMG???? #TSTTPD #FortnightVideo
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my bf congratulated me for taylor swift being person of the year he really understands me
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swiftie twt today 🫶🏻
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her leaving the last US show with a glass of wine makes even more sense now
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“13 is usually my lucky number but tonight it is also the amount of brain cells i have” ~Taylor Swift (2023) #TampaTSTheErasTour #TSTheErasTour
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there are NO bad seats at a taylor show. #TSTheErasTour #TampaTSTheErasTour
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@SomeD1ckH3adGuy
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TODAY’S THE DAY!!! (bittersweet)
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all i’m saying is taylor’s merch team is missing out on SO much money by not doing cardigans for all the eras. me personally? i’d buy every single one!!!
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if u have any pics of taylor lookin goofy/super intense while singing champagne problems pls put them in the replies its my favorite genre
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@SomeD1ckH3adGuy
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WAIT CAN WE TRY SOMETHING i know we all prob definitely have taylor as our #1 on spotify wrapped but everyone reply with your #2 and follow everyone who says the same!! make friends with even more similar music taste!!!
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EVERYONE W B&W PFPs REPLY TO THIS TWEET, LETS ALL MAKE NEW MOOTS FOR REP TV
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my bf got me this puzzle for christmas and i finished it in 2 sittings teehee
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killatrav needs to add “tnx1” to his bio now
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KARMA IS THE GUY ON THE CHIEFS
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okay but i feel so bad seeing the other team looking so sad while just getting covered in confetti 😭 😂
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@SomeD1ckH3adGuy
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TAYLOR IS AN EVERMORE STAN!!!!
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‼️GIVEAWAY‼️ folklore: the long pond studio sessions RSD23 Vinyl!!! 🧚🏻‍♀️ ✨to enter✨ •retweet this tweet •follow me •reply with your favorite song from folklore!!! (and why, if you feel like it 😌) 🩶(open internationally!! winner will be randomly chosen on 05/06!)🩶
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google underestimates my ability to connect every and anything to taylor swift. like wdym the paper airplane isn’t one of the clues?? or the flamingo floaty??? come on guys
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do u have a shoebox filled with taylor swift confetti or are u normal asking for a friend
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if you told me in january that i would be spending christmas day scrolling the tl for pics of taylor at a football game, i would genuinely think you were speaking a foreign language bc what??? crazy what can happen in 12 months
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WHO STILL NEEDS 1989 FOLLOWERS? WE R APPROACHING RELEASE DAY!!!
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@SomeD1ckH3adGuy
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i think a new universal swiftie experience is getting these slippers for christmas
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can’t believe a single blonde woman is keeping thousands of ppl awake right now for something that might not even exist, being a swiftie really is insane, we are insane
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eras 1989 confetti star vs 1989 tv confetti star in case anyone was wondering
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@soleisdaylight lmfao i love when men fuck around and subsequently find out
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KARMA!!!
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TIM MCGRAW
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no, not without you 🥹🩷 #ChicagoTSTheErasTour #TSTheErasTour
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guys we’re all supposed to be reading sad poetry and sipping wine and looking longingly out of train windows why are we fighting on the TL you guys are not understanding the assignment
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THE GRAMMY IN WITH ALL THE BOOKS AND SHE ANNOUNCED TTPD AT THE GRAMMYS NOW HOLD ON A SECOND
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my #2 is noah kahan teehee
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@RiledUpForSwift this is super accurate but also there will be a random tie dye shirt too
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drop all ur pets 1989 album covers here!!! #1989TaylorsVersion
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i hope we 1.2.3 let’s go bitch forever. #GlendaleTSTheErasTour
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swifties waking up for work this morning 🥲
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this is what i look like when i’m at a bar and they start playing taylor swift
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@SomeD1ckH3adGuy
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i feel like u guys would like my mom’s superbowl cookies
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there are so many people on here that i’m like wow i wanna be ur friend so bad! but i do not know how to start convos!! and im afraid i will get annoying!!! why am i so anxious!!!
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@NoahKahan stained gray tshirt and jorts is giving folklore. go for it king 🪵🌲
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the moon looks like one of the little orbs omg #ChicagoTSTheErasTour #TSTheErasTour @taylornation13
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✨GIVEAWAY✨ I’m giving away a #TSTheErasTourFilm poster!!! 💖 To enter: •Retweet this tweet •Reply with your favorite friendship bracelet (you made/received/have seen) •Follow me if u want to!! (i love new friends)
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🚨GIVEAWAY 🚨 @corneliastkatie and I are giving away 2 nosebleed tickets for the eras tour show in Glendale on 3/18!! to enter: follow both of us like&retweet this post reply with your fave duo! (tay&sel, tay&jack, or even you and your bestie!!) winner announced 3/6
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PICTURES OF TAYLOR NOW PLS WTF ORANGE??? WHY ARE THE STREETS SAYING ORANGE
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help i’ve fallen (in love) and i can’t get up!!! #GlendaleTSTheErasTour
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@TayYoullBeFine @taylorswift13 @taylornation13 omg she’s doing a double release of lover and fearless !!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
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💘 GIVEAWAY 💘 I want to express my appreciation for reaching 3k (!!!) followers 🩷 The winner will receive 1 Custom Eras Tour Vinyl from @LongPondDesigns (please check them out!!) To enter: •Be following me 🥰 •Retweet this tweet ✨ •Reply with your favorite era! 🪩
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taylor said “since there’s no show tonight, i gotta find some way to keep the kids busy” and it WORKED.
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obsessed with this bracelet #TheTorturedPoetsDepartment
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oh darling dont you ever grow up 🥲
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@TVofkelly i totally understand people bringing signs, they’re fun to make and great photo ops but to be so obnoxious about it… yikes!!! patti sounds unpleasant!!!
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i will say it’s very unnerving to see taylor posting something totaling 14 instead of 13
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MASTERMIND!!!!!
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i’m gonna say it, i love the fuckass filter i will stan the fuckass filter until i die
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i can see it already: is it over now? (out of the woods remix) (from the vault) (taylor’s version) (live version) available for only 48 hours!! (and i will be buying!)
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i know taylor keeps telling us she wrote betty to teach men how to apologize but betty is literally the worst apology song in all of history i think. like if someone “apologized” to me by blaming me and the other girl and then also called my friends stupid? i would egg them.
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@likeagoldrush i just don’t ✨speculate about taylor’s personal life✨ and i ✨take her word for things✨
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if the new era involves having to stay up until midnight every/every other night again it’s over for me 😭
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Karma is a cup of coffee. ☕️ Drop your go-to orders below, because it’s 2024 and our sleep schedules are still 😵‍💫
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omg hit tweet! anyways, stream famous by mason ramsey 🥰
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me when taylor swift
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@whatamind13 @taylorswift13 it went from this to this in one (1) hour. it was so cute to watch the progression of the curls 🥹🥹🥹
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i remember the first time “meet me at midnight” was said and i told my friends “that’s gotta be a lyric” and they were like “i think it’s just for an announcement” so imagine my absolute joy when it was the OPENING lyric for the album ugh i’m so excited!! #lavenderhazemusicvideo
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every day i am reminded that i am so lucky to have a partner who not only supports my love of taylor but actively engages in convos about her, comes with me to taylor events, and keeps me posted on his top 10 taylor songs bc wtf is this
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Couple's 'Taylor Swift Jar' — Where Wife Must Pay Every Time She Mentions the Star — Goes Viral (Exclusive)
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this seems so fun what era is my prom dress?
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what are is my prom dress?
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taylor swift and i have the same skirt, never shutting up about this! (ps. buy it. it is SO flattering and comfy!!!)
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@corneliastkatie i’ve decided it is a kesha reference actually. taylor stans kesha confirmed
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THE MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE ISNT A CLUE???
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had a rough day so i made some lover themed valentine’s day cookies
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by the way, i’m going out tonight 😌✨ #GlendaleTSTheErasTour
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TAYLOR AND TRAVIS SHOULD BE KNOW AS TRAYLOR AND I WILL NEVER NOT BE UPSET THAT EVERYONE DECIDED ON TAYVIS 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
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THE MAN!!!
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guys… the tortured poets department is going to be a pain in the ass to make friendship bracelets for, that’s so many Es and Ts
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@midnightsera13 SAME!! i’m super curious actually 😂
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SPEAK NOW TV OUT 7/7!!!!! WOOHOO LETS ALL TALK ABOUT THAT!!!! what song r u most excited to hear!!!!!! possible vault songs do you think will be on it???? what will we get music videos for!!!!!!! 💜💜💜
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the details in this music video are actually INSANE. #FortnightVideo #TSTTPD
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me: did u see the photos? my bf: no i didn’t me:… but? my bf: … i’m going out tonight?
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TAYBRINA !!!!! #VMAs
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ladies and gents… we have completed the love triangle (‘: #GlendaleTSTheErasTour
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@NoahKahan 2 sticky 2 furious
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the goods have been secured!!! this life really is sweeter than fiction 🥹🫶🏻🩵 #1989TaylorsVersion #ItsANewSoundtrack
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BETTY??? THIS IS LITRALLY MY HAPPY SONG STOP IT #GlendaleTSTheErasTour
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OKAY GUYS ITS TIME FOR EVERYONE TO CLAIM THEIR #TheTorturedPoetsDepartment SONG!!!! im claiming florida!!! and my boy only breaks his favorite toys
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@taylornation13 TN you have no idea how hard i laughed at “feat. more lana del rey” #TSmidnighTS
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i asked my boyfriend to grab me powdered sugar from the store. he asked “what kind of sugar” i said “powdered” he said “oh so not loose leaf” (wtf is loose leaf sugar) “no just powdered” “okay gotcha. white or brown?” “… powdered.”
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i was really excited to see where i streamed like and then it ended up being madison, WI 🧍🏼‍♀️
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what if TTPD has secret messages in the lyric booklets again what if we are becoming a proper country again huh
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@trinityjclay okay but your baby has taste! 😂
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spotify should have memories like snapchat. “a year ago today u listened to atw tmv 33 times in a row by noon. we hope you’re doing better”
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ok i lied she came home today 🤭
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my bf has officially agreed that we can adopt ✨her✨ we’re bringing her home next week and have renamed her willow !!! (at least for now😂)
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my bf has officially determined his top 5 taylor songs, they are as follows: paper rings willow stay stay stay you need to calm down dancing with our hands tied (not in order) does he have taste?
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okay wait but has anyone considered that TTPD might be dear reader vibes like was it a coincidence that taylor ended midnights 2am with a song called dear reader when she already likely knew her next album would be poet themed
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i wanted to try some of the twisty bracelets 🥰 (y’all make it look so much easier than it is)
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balloon day!!! 🥰🎉
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just explained how the ✌🏻 is haunting swiftietwt to my bf and tell me why he says “maybe j** cheated on her with 2 different women” and i was like… yeah i don’t think we’d get easter eggs for that? why is he so messy 😭
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do u guys think the guy on the chiefs lyric was preplanned or do u think she just felt like it was right in the moment
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i just think it’s ironic that “pro-lifers” are usually anti-gun control and cite mental health as the real issue but then say mental health help shouldn’t be government funded just admit you aren’t pro-life. you’re pro “whatever benefits me and coincides with my own beliefs”
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@NoahKahan u have songs about sticks and about dogs but none about dogs playing with sticks. why is that
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