Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I

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We need the rematch asap

They thought we were dead… we were just loading liquidity🪳 No spotlight, no hype — just survivors stacking bags in the dark🪳 $Cockroach EuXmwrSj6rAPMwqdG7tM3wrJWwvS9yvxQNo2uHj2pump

Market nuked? Perfect soil for infestation🪳 The market’s grave is where we’re made🪳 $Cockroach EuXmwrSj6rAPMwqdG7tM3wrJWwvS9yvxQNo2uHj2pump

This meme embodies me

During the largest crypto liquidation event in recent history, yUSD and ySOL pools captured dislocations in spot and perp prices due to cascading liquidations. A 5-7% gain was achieved within a few hours. New rates for ySOL/SOL and yUSD/USDC below:

if you fullported ySOL 2 years ago when @synatraxyz launched you would now be sitting at a whopping 14x. you can just do things

Minimum wage in 2005 was £5.05 and a Freddo was 10p. Meaning that one hour of work got you 50 Freddos. Fast forward to 2025, minimum wage is £12.21 and a Freddo is 35p. Now one hour of work will only get you 34 of them. That's a 142% rise in pay but a 250% rise in frog shaped

If Jesus was a Scouser

🇲🇩 About a year ago, while I was stuck in Paris, the French intelligence services reached out to me through an intermediary, asking me to help the Moldovan government censor certain Telegram channels ahead of the presidential elections in Moldova. After reviewing the channels

Send a dm ... for some reason it's hard for us to raise middle eastern money I wanna change that!

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@ZssBecker ppl just caught a liquid 10x on aster not even a week ago alt season is perpetually happening in crypto now because there is just infinite new plays alt season of past where everything with a token went parabolic is never happening again

By community request, you can now long or short $HYPE with up to 300x leverage on Aster. https://t.co/reoT3Kbxe3 Listing is not an endorsement of the project. Past performance does not guarantee future results. Do not trade assets you are unfamiliar with and do not understand

Token nippie guys! @TheCrypteacher

6.9m $nippies removed from circulation courtesy of the @Treatzz_88 auction hosted by @solanaspaces about 10% of the original supply has been burned

Gyat is coded for 2.2B. Never forget the lore. There’s a big storm brewing this month. Watch what’s about to happen.