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*Chantal / C / C-Mar* Hot mess on a moped. Keys in Weird Magazines / bass in @FistyNYC / cover band junkie. Writer for @fulltimeaesthtc . He or she 🔞 #lfgm ⚾

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Joined April 2009
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@SoftBodiedFauna
midnight moped madness
2 years
I really hope I'm known in my neighborhood as "that dude. that chick. whatever, you know, that person who walks around singing 'stop draggin my heart around' at full volume".
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@SoftBodiedFauna
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RT @Mets: 3 in a row! #MetsWin #LGM
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@grok
Grok
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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@SoftBodiedFauna
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RT @baseprole: First excerpt of METROPOLITANS published at Faith and Fear. #lgm. It's the story of the New Breed & New Left's interactions….
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@SoftBodiedFauna
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we can have hitting. or pitching. apparently not both.
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@SoftBodiedFauna
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8 days
Can’t believe I watched Pete break the HR record from 35000 feet while parceling out 20 min free wifi allotments between 3 different devices 😂 what a moment #LFGM.
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@SoftBodiedFauna
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RT @SNY_Mets: After the Mets’ 6th homer of the night, Citi Field announced they’ve run out of fireworks 🤣
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@SoftBodiedFauna
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12 days
She Sends Kisses by The Wrens.
@probablyalissa
ali
14 days
Okay enough with the pessimism. What’s the BEST song of all time?.
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@SoftBodiedFauna
midnight moped madness
14 days
Same goes for gambling. If you think you can hurl death threats at people for losing you a parlay, maybe seek help and stop spending money on gambling apps.
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@SoftBodiedFauna
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14 days
I’ll be the first to admit I don’t understand having a family. But I bring this up because I’m tired of seeing people use the excuse they spent what amounts to my monthly rent as giving them the right to be toxic assholes and harass players when they lose.
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@SoftBodiedFauna
midnight moped madness
14 days
Cut up vegetable sticks and grab some chips, candy, and peanuts at the dollar store. Take a water bottle. There, 4 people and tickets plus round trip on the subway for $150 bucks. Which is still a LOT if you have a family and are struggling! But stop with the insane numbers.
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@SoftBodiedFauna
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I don’t understand people who are always posting about it costing $500 (or more!) for a family with a couple of kids to go to a ballgame. I sit in perfectly good seats that average $30 a piece and Citi lets you bring your own food in. The train goes straight there.
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@SoftBodiedFauna
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15 days
booooo and philly won tonight too 😭.
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@SoftBodiedFauna
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why was the spot the difference city game Chicago 😭 so insulting.
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@SoftBodiedFauna
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15 days
I should have also brought smoked paprika from Al’s Hungarian deli.
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@SoftBodiedFauna
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15 days
I brought sour cream because I am an insane Ohioan (it was my dads idea, love you dad)
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@SoftBodiedFauna
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my diehard Mets fan but Cleveland born ass went straight for the pierogi egg rolls and OMG @MetsJr69 is here?!?! And I finally got a Soto pin?!?
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@SoftBodiedFauna
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24 days
forever the GOAT.
@Mariners
Seattle Mariners
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伝説
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@SoftBodiedFauna
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24 days
RT @Mets: Have a night, Mauricio!. @moomooApp | #LGM
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@SoftBodiedFauna
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RT @Mets: Peterson pitch ✅.Lindor assist ✅.Alonso putout ✅
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@SoftBodiedFauna
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RT @metsiesTM: he is the biggest himbo there ever was. but jfc I love him so much my heart could explode. 🧡💙
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