tarheelpete, CFA
@tarheelpete
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Me trying to get home from the bars without a smartphone
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Shut up mom! I’m smoking geebs inside today, you can close the basement door if you have a problem with it. Next time buy the blueberry poptarts I fucking hate strawberry!
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Can you nuke Bitcoin in the washer/dryer then put it back in your wallet? Didn’t think so nerd
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Need a woman like this to come into my life and make it all make sense
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Everyone’s fav game of many Guatemalans can you fit in a Honda pilot?
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Happy Caucasian pride month… high of 68 degrees and sunny! This fit is for all the white boys who slap the backboard on layups and floor on defense
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Reject modernity embrace tradition… new phone; twitter on desktop from now on
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Had a girl tell me baggy gym shorts are back in… can’t wait till she sees my air Jordan unc argyle xl ty Lawson crib shorts
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My sticks from college, no shortcuts to being good at this game… you gotta dig it out the dirt
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“Hey, TarheelPete’s just a bum." "TarheelPete’s this," "TarheelPete’s that," "TarheelPete’s this.". TarheelPete’s me, bro. Let me be me. When is that going to start?
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Life is amazin', it is what it should be.Been here for ten but I feel like a rookie
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Tim walz would never have this kinda club head speed
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Been doing this a long time mf!! Dirt circuit for life, back in Dixie time to get hot!! Good feels coming off Flawida open #hooterstour
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Time to go watch this libtard athletic program give another free bone to lolstate from my exclusive private country club locker room like a true Carolina alum… always will be our STATE #givetheballtoHAMPTON
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Rate my coffee table… yes those are Grateful Dead shades, yes I write in cursive
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78 degrees and a little chilly if you ask me! Time to head south tomorrow I need palm trees and tattooed sluts asap
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Take along some of your favorite things.'Cause you're gonna need 'em
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At my country club that my dad totally didn’t pay initiation for
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I love the private clubs, I love the travel, I love the dive bars, I love the game, I love the south
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6 months ago I was studying for L2 CFA… I thank that dipshit for firing me everyday. Life is short do yourself a favor and and chase your passion
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Hate mats like I hate the left… but the chair will do
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Cruise control on the speed limit in the slow lane. Normies wouldn’t get it, keep rushing on the road to nowhere
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Today is for young rory pre-glow up. Pale pudgy kid rocking plaid sweaters and jumeirah resort caps— gay ass white oakley belts, power balance bracelets, golfpride yellow multi compound grips. An elf looking northern irish kid became a global superstar under your nose…embrace it
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huge news, going pro at mid am golf. About to accept remote sales job allowing me to keep finra licenses at a TAMP. Giving us time to travel twice a month and get the reps we need to compete at the highest level next summer. Fall schedule coming together, we are so fucking back!.
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Make a fucking play today!! Do something special, someone step up!!
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If you decline my PGA application b/c I played college golf vs going to pga university you don’t understand golf or what your members want. No one wants another soulless 8hdcp terribly mediocre basket case PGM kid.
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8am - 10am ✅ wedge session on grass .10am - 10:30 Driver work ✅ .12pm loop ✅ .4pm - 6pm ✅ on course work. See yall tomorrow another day to get better
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Had to buy a smart phone b/c we went woke at my new club; something so pure about an old school caddiemaster running the tee sheet like a mob boss with a landline. Makes me sick to my stomach to have this predatory money pit in my pocket, only have two apps Twitter and ClubUp 😭
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When you’re not sponsored anymore and you are playing inferior grooves smh
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Could you imagine being a feudal surf and never enjoying a nice coldie from a nitros tank or the warm embrace of a chicken mini
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They say turn the bright lights on.And there you'll find the truth
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Such a blessing playing golf and having a tan this time of year. I’m thinking of yall who don’t see the light of day, I’ll hit a few extra bunker shots for you.
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About to be in 4 for 1 playoff lube up… it’s always been me
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Smooth 64 degrees and sunny, the Asians are jigging for mackerel, gameday on hotspot, widespread cd while the jbl charges!! Grateful Saturday!! #floridays #ripjimmy #hangovercure
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After months of getting turned down from every pga opportunity on the east coast, a former lpga winner and ultimate pros pro offered Pete!! I am indebted, you won’t regret this decision!! Time to get to work!!!
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They might have taken away silent Sam but they gave us Ava holland
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Gotta get out on course with some burners soon, amateur for life golf with the people.
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Gas fire house went to ash in 15 min; second on scene at 5:30am helping two senior citizens evacuate house next door… funny the way it is
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We’re on this earth to walk, eat, fuck, and sleep. So tell me how caddying isn’t the most philosophically fulfilling job as a male…
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Hoodies shouldn’t be allowed at country clubs unless the temperature is under 40 degrees… even then they should only come out when the women and children play not on Saturday and Sunday mornings.
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When you see a guy in a long sleeve polo this year, know Pete never wavered!! My long sleeve polo game has been off the charts since the early 2000s
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Shot 76, doubled hole 17 and no momentum all day. Head in good place I’m doing what I love!! It’s a Monday afternoon I’m off the clock time to get highhhhhh!!
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Moving day, first off… well inside cut line; good or bad we’re thinking Daytona beach! #gotime proper preparation prevents poor performance, rate the Saturday morning spread of high noon peach, Diet Coke, water, adderall, joint, grape propel, 7eleven biscuit, hqd ice mine mint
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Woke up feeling a 64! About to make some dinosaur egg oatmeal, knock it back w/black coffee, propel, water, stretching routine, throw on a q zip (windows down in 75 degree weather is chilly people), few geebs, out the door… hour and half drive to course #walkingonthemoon #cbrown
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We’re backkkk post Carolina transfusion drive home… 14hr drive straight to selwyn was success
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Breaking in new caddie dunks at beach bar pre loop… can’t get anything too flashy, will hurt tips… got these Nike tennis shoes, coming to a pub near you
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Throwback brooks brothers xmas corduroys and this is first year in last 6yrs with no party to wear these to. I’m unemployed and single, not mad about that but the fact that a player this talented is not in the big dance is heartbreaking. The selection committee fucked up
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Spread my ashes at power line national!!! Rip cc snob 😭.
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Not even here for redfish, but as you guys know sometimes those whiskey googles take over
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Scarlet Begonias jam… crazy fingers bringing in the new week
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Sisters room at 30… perfect place to smoke geebs out the window
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These are the days where men are made… no sulking here, head down back to process waiting on my opportunity
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Friday evening walk on the beach shoudve brought my 8 iron
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Yall better bring out the box and 1 on Pete… I’m about to score yall out the gym
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Little morning stretch, coffee, bake, and jam!! Let’s have a day
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Going to be late for Dmb but on the way post 16 mile loop
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Lost the job the club pro just called and said she is promoting two cart guys instead and says she is deeply sorry for telling me I was hired… no fucking shit I mean it just keeps getting worse for me.
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I like my $5 wine in a plastic cup and wind chill of 73 degrees on a late winter evening
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Never miss a Sunday show, 12miles on the bike, 19miles walking and no food all day, Greek blood is different
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Another $12.99 Ross steal, Millar boys punching air! On the bag ladies match play club championship!! I hate people the rich lady I’m looping for hates people, match made in heaven… banners
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No pressure, Sunday game with lot of buddies… tough track but I’ve played it hundreds of times O/u 68.5 and birdies at 6 o/u… forgot I took half of tab of acid last night usually roll the rock really well the day after, can read greens better dosed.
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Absolutely locked and loaded for the second half… Pete’e breakdowns
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