My Neighbor just said that; "whether Mahomes plays or not, if the Bills get a win this weekend, the W comes with an asterisk".
I told him, either way, he can kiss my asterisk.
Dallas fans, when we got Beasley:
"He sucks, anyways - good riddance!"
Minnesota fans, when we got Diggs: "He's locker room cancer, good luck with that!"
Me:
I forgot a username of mine, and it just made my day. 😂
*Me: Yes, hello....I forgot my login credentials.
*Customer Service Rep w/thick Boston accent: Yes, Ma'am - your username appears to be: BradySitsToPee, one word.
Me:
During a Zoom interview, one of the Interviewers said that I "must be a bandwagon fan - b/c the Bills didn't have any fans before Josh Allen was around." 🥴
I advised them that I've
moved to the next step of my job search, and their position was not selected at this time.
It's Lorenzo's Birthday!! 🥳
So I'm asking everyone with the
@BuffaloBills
and
#BillsMafia
; to please join me - in wishing the one, the only,
@onemangang97
- a VERY Happy Birthday!! 🎉🎂
Hope your special day is as rad as you are, Zo!! 😎
Okay, Bills Twitter... I know we've all got some conflicting opinions about what needs to improve - but, can we all agree that Tre has been phenomenal?
These two fans, support opposing rival teams, in Bogota.
After heckling each other at a game, they became friends and started going to the games together.
The man sitting down, is blind - and his friend is guiding his fingers to correspond with the game.❤
If you're looking for a follow back, you should know that I'm prone to following back those with a Bills related profile pic, or
#GoBills
/
#BillsMafia
in their Bio. 😉
There's a boy at school, that has a crush on my Daughter...and today, he must've been going for Brownie points - b/c he walked her to the car and said "Hello, Ma'am. Go Bills!"
The "Ma'am" part took awhile to hit me, since I was so jazzed about the "Go Bills" part. 😂
Reasons why this date, will be the first and only:
- Met at the restaurant. He was drunk, and arrived via Uber.
- He picked the place, but didn't make reservations & it's absolutley packed.
- With 2 hours to kill; went to the bar and ordered drinks - but, his card was declined.