Please DM @garysnakes. He will give you 35% off your next poisonous snake if you take down this tweet.

This Christmas give the gift of a dangerous venomous snake to someone you love. Life can get pretty boring, so spice things up for a dull loved one with a reasonably priced and gently used black mamba for 9 small payments of $999.99! Pop it in a stocking and yell out “Kobe!”🎅🏻🏀

Our corporate office received calls after I had a tweet that many people misinterpreted. People thought I was advocating snake violence. To be clear, I almost never kill snakes. Not because I don’t want to, but because I need to sell them. My sincere apologies for any confusion.

Just a reminder from an expert snake handler, — even the friendliest looking snake might be thinking about killing you. As soon as you let your guard down, you’ll find yourself in a snake’s belly. That’s why you always have to be prepared to kill the snake before it kills you.

Due to last-minute safety regulation concerns from @garysnakes’ HOA President (Brad), there will NOT be a July 4th poolside Cobra show at his Garland duplex tonight. If you received an e-vite for this get together, please disregard. Guess Brad thinks he’s better than America 🐍

Stop by one of our 27 DFW SNAKES PLUS locations between now and Christmas and if @garysnakes happens to be at that location that day, he’ll autograph your existing snake with a sharpie and give you $10 of in-store credit to be used on any immediate purchase of a 2nd larger snake.

2025 is the Year if the Snake - Home Goods has some great stuff if you can’t make it to one of our 31 locations

ICYMI — we had an awesome SNAKE FIGHT in the creek behind our Dillon location Mon morning! We found the python that got out Fri & the king cobra that escaped yesterday. Turns out they stayed close, found each other & battled to the death of each this am. @garysnakes “So cool.”

From @garysnakes: “Is it true that another one of our huge/dangerous snakes escaped a questionable makeshift delivery enclosure and fell out of a cargo plane? Remarkably, yes. But shouldn’t we as Americans demand better from shipping companies? I mean, I wasn’t flying the plane.”

Appreciate the outpouring of support as we continue the search for our missing intern, Pete. We found his phone and this was the last thing on it. He was trying to overcome his fear of our largest snakes. It’s not like Pete to leave his phone and take such a long lunch break.

Unfortunately the Florida pythons we were going to serve tested “off the charts” for Mercury, so we can’t participate this year

It’s great to see some other folks having the same problems we do!

Python found eating deer shows they’re going after bigger prey in Florida, study says

That’s why Gary is the boss! Great insight!

Snake wisdom from @garysnakes: “The more dangerous the snake, the more fun to handle. Remember if things get sketchy & you’re panicking, you can always drop the snake & walk away. They don’t have serial numbers. Totally unmarked. But I didn’t tell you that. Don’t tweet that one.”

The leader in over-the-counter retail poisonous snake sales — @garysnakes — on facing adversity: “When life gets tough, I try to spend more time with my snakes. And just… mess with them. It makes me feel powerful because they can’t really do anything about it. I’m like a god.”

In the words of retail snake sales guru @garysnakes: “Snake ownership is about passion. Starts early in most of us. In my 20’s, I used it primarily as a way to try to get laid. Leaned in on the eroticism. When that didn’t work, I found myself needing to sell a bunch of snakes.”

We all hope you wore gloves at least!

An easy one… find the spider! Northern CA

Our lead man @garysnakes holds no grudges. Even if you try to choke him out and eat him, he’ll still be your friend. It took 4 interns to get “Goliath” to release Gary’s legs from its “unhinged” jaws. “It’s just a lil mandibular dislocation. Goliath didn’t mean any harm,” he said