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Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex

@SmutClyde

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So ladies, fish, and gentlemen. Here's my angled dream. See me in the blue sky bag. And meet me by the sea! https://t.co/QecvTTnuOf

Joined April 2017
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@Thatsregrettab1
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5 months
Leonid says that only Elsevier and Barcelo received this message. Some speculate that these guys are a reputation management effort and that they offer this as a service. "Retaliate against your critics!" Of course forgetting about the Streisand Effect along the way.
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@SmutClyde
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex
1 year
I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I do not have the ability to comment on your speculations.
@Spottingthespot
Spotting
1 year
Read more about @DanTsang_HKUST from @hkust his @fraud here 👇An article from the mythical and legendary creature Smut Clyde of which many suspect it is a humanoid. It is rumored that this humanoid lives in the @pubpeer universe, but nobody really knows. https://t.co/cED8DTGAPr
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@SmutClyde
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex
1 year
Hossein Moayedi has learned that he can publish the same Introduction each time, & no-one will wonder how it makes sense to use the same lists of examples from the same list of research areas to introduce such wildly different optimising applications. https://t.co/SBiutaLVvc
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@SmutClyde
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex
1 year
This is not a parody.
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@SmutClyde
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex
1 year
This is how to pedant.
@MarkGraham_Akl
MarkGraham_akl
1 year
This man needs to be celebrated for this excellent response to the appalling @bayly_andrew performance
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@SmutClyde
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex
1 year
Hope to have a blogpost on the topic finished RSN.
@Spottingthespot
Spotting
1 year
@FPapermill70800 @AarhusUni_int Yeah! @SmutClyde is an expert on this, he kniws more. But yes, I also suspect there might be some commercial aspect to it. Although, some are just doing it themselves, editing/reviewing/citing each other in large networks (without a commercial third party).
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@SmutClyde
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex
1 year
OF COURSE they know everything already. Otherwise they wouldn't be able to tell their advisors exactly what advice they want to receive.
@salty_kiwi
Welly Wahine 🍉
1 year
Why are Luxon & co wading in to have a go at Wellington council before they've even seen the advice they've requested? This govt doesn't seem to understand the point of advice. They assume they know everything already - which frankly, points to how many of them are inexperienced.
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@Thatsregrettab1
Cheshire
1 year
Congratulations to Reese Richardson on his successful PhD defense. For a youngster 😛 he’s already had a huge impact on research integrity. 🥂 https://t.co/mPCJbdc2Tr
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An excerpt from my newly-defended PhD dissertation.
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@SmutClyde
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex
1 year
The clowns. They're everywhere. Can't sleep or they'll get me.
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@SmutClyde
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex
1 year
Another enduring mystery: Does the Journal of Materials Research and Technology bother with peer reviews? Ehsan Kianfar does this *a lot*. https://t.co/azc2bNvvYh
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@SmutClyde
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex
1 year
To be fair, the last 14 references weren't completely irrelevant. They were gratuitous self-citations for the review's author, Ehsan Kianfar. Whether the paid-for citations were inserted by Kianfar, or by the paper-millers who provided him with the manuscript, remains a mystery.
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@SmutClyde
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex
1 year
To give a sense of the scale of citation market - how many people are paying brokers to get their shabby papers cited (& to elevate their academic metrices) - here's a review paper where the last *4½ pages* are a stream of absurd, irrelevant references. https://t.co/JanHf6gshT
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@SmutClyde
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex
1 year
Some peer-reviewers looked over these images and thought "Yes, that's exactly what mammospheres and colony plates and Transwell images should look like!"
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@SmutClyde
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex
1 year
Do not listen to the voices! They do not have your best interests in mind!
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@SmutClyde
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex
1 year
The dignity wraith extends his tentacles, only to find nothing to suck.
@CaulfieldTim
Timothy Caulfield
1 year
Deadly antivaxx BS, lies about causes of gender dysphoria, AIDS denialism tropes, links school shootings to antidepressants, and now.... an endorsement of Trump. Holy cow, RFK Jr is an evil force. https://t.co/Gm4glps7X6 by @loisbeckett
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@StephensonAlert
Matthew James Stephenson Alert
1 year
@MicrobiomDigest @SmutClyde I'm using this account to document and expose all instances of harassment and fraud by Matthew
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@nickwizzo
Nick Wise
1 year
RIP Larry's h-index, all of his citations have been removed by @googlescholar_. Clients of the papermill who received citations by the same method still have them, so this is a gross act of ailurophobia. https://t.co/UFnkiqrVSN
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Northwestern University - representation theory - mathematics - pde
@nickwizzo
Nick Wise
1 year
When a papermill boasted how they could increase Google Scholar citations and showed their working, Reese Richardson and I decided to try for ourselves. Introducing Larry Richardson, a cat with a Google Scholar profile and an h-index of 11. https://t.co/c3DUMRiXjN
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@SmutClyde
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex
1 year
NEW RULE: Any paper that uses "Nowadays" or "Now-a-days" in the Abstract is a papermill product. Change my mind...
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