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Pro Derp Bull-Wolf | Lvl 40 | Fursuiter | Gamer | Geek | Star Trek Nerd | American Akita Dad | ๐Ÿ’œHusband @ChrisMcCarley13 ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ’œ | Happily Closed |

Davenport, IA
Joined October 2010
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@SlyWolf5
The Derpiest of Derps
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"Sometimes you just have to jump off the plane and hope the chute opens, life's too short to worry if it won't. Just Jump." <3
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@holodeckfour
Holodeck Four
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@bestofstarwar
Best of Star Wars
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Whoโ€™s pumped for this?!
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@FeelYouHappy
This Account Makes You Happy
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Her car window displayed the words: "Last chemotherapy session! I beat cancer! Honk!" Passersby honked and cheered wildly, celebrating her victory! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘ This is the most shining example of humanity. โค๏ธ
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@Turbinetraveler
Turbine Traveller
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Hereโ€™s a front-facing photo of Air Canada Express Flight AC8646, a Bombardier CRJ-900 from Montreal, showing the crash damage at LaGuardia.
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@rawsalerts
R A W S A L E R T S
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๐Ÿšจ#BREAKING: New video has just been released showing security footage of the exact moment an Air Canada plane collided with a fire truck at LaGuardia Airport in New York City last night, leaving two pilots dead and multiple other passengers injured.
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@Turbinetraveler
Turbine Traveller
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Hereโ€™s CCTV footage capturing the exact moment Air Canada Express Flight AC8646, a Bombardier CRJ-900, collided with a Port Authority fire truck at LaGuardia Airport last night.
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@chenxmiles
court ๐Ÿค
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nathan telling a story ab going to a dispensary w work makeup still on and ruining everyoneโ€™s calm high by stressing them IM SO WEAK ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ (creds to whoever took the vid)
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@ToriatheistTori
Tori atheist
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@SlyWolf5
The Derpiest of Derps
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Look how not upset the MAGAt is ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@SlyWolf5
The Derpiest of Derps
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Lmao Maga's are entertaining I'll give them that ๐Ÿคฃ
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@SlyWolf5
The Derpiest of Derps
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Let us know when you finally launch and deploy Musk into orbit please. I think you'll find that your funding will increase, dramatically after that.
@SpaceX
SpaceX
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Watch Falcon 9 launch 29 @Starlink satellites to orbit from Florida
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@HeemHajeem
Hime โค๏ธ
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I have never heard myself scream like this I swear my soul left my body
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@ScruffFan13
nutmonk
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This game is actually peak
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@MrLovenstein
@mrlovenstein.bsky.social
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@yeahcat03
yeahcat03
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Every time I watch a catfu video it makes me laugh. Even my kids are completely obsessed with it. Iโ€™m officially nominating Catfu as meme of 2026.
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@SCShipyards
Sacred Cow Shipyards
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It's an older meme, sir, but it still checks out.
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@sw_holocron
Star Wars Holocron
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Grogu is at the #Oscars Sigourney Weaver says to Kate Hudson, โ€œGet away from him, you bitch!โ€
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@SanguinisI
Sanguinis itinera
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Some of my favorite "big" ships in fiction/gaming ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ”ฅ
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@GiGiTX214
๐†๐ข๐†๐ข๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’ž
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Epic fails #1024
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@WilliamShatner
William Shatner
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So I understand that tabloids say my shoulder was shattered.๐Ÿง Dramatic. ๐ŸŽญColorful. ๐ŸŒˆ Completely untrue. ๐Ÿšซ It was a routine procedure.๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผ Iโ€™m so well that tomorrow Iโ€™ll be in Cleveland at a convention. Remember that tabloids donโ€™t let facts get in the way of a good headline.๐Ÿ˜‰
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