Selina Hicks
@Slimhicks
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Professional third wheel
Joined March 2009
couldnāt be me
Whenever I see someone trying to parallel park I avert my eyes and continue walking giving them the privacy they need because Iām a decent human being
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post office staff
whoās not police but FEELS like police to you?
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why do I have to turn every uni presentation into my own personal stand up show
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Gogglebox is the TV highlight of the week and anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong
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Right, to the people who always say āI ACTUALLY prefer winter :)ā Did you enjoy today you wee idiots? x
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Fun fact: you havenāt refunded me flight from fucking April
fun fact: you could fly the whole population of Newcastle to Mallorca three times and it would still cost less than Joelinton
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Coronavirus: Pubs can open at 6am tomorrow as lockdown measures are relaxed
news.sky.com
Business owners have said they are feeling a mix of anxiety and excitement ahead of reopening their doors on Saturday.
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Just saw a post saying you never ever see your neighbours bring in their shopping and I canāt stop thinking about it? I actually havenāt??
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Well done @lukeB_97. With every intention of running around all the Wychwoods, Luke just couldnāt resist the playground at Milton and spent 30 minutes on the swings, slide, roundabout and their āamazing zip wireā. Heās a big kid at heart! https://t.co/oAXzPO4V1X
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