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Get slimed with sarcastic takes on theme park news and other musings. Commentator on Orange Grove 55 and Capture the Magic.
Joined November 2023
PROPHETIC: New Naked Gun movie to deliver United States from Woke Mob's Cancel Culture. "As it was written!"
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Absolutely breathtaking. Walt Disney Imagineering has really outdone themselves this time.
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Superman Returns largely goes overlooked and Brandon Routh is the best actor to portray Kal-El's Clark Kent/Superman duality since Christopher Reeve.
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Traumatized middle-aged DC Comic fans stockpile therapy coupons as Superman box office blunder looms large.
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Local Asian Man Expresses Disappointment Over 'Fantastic Four' CinemaScore: "We didn't come all the way over here from China for you to get A-!"
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BREAKING: Disney's loyalty brought into question as Herbie the Love Bug torches Tomorrowland in fit of jealous rage over new H.E.R.B.I.E. robot.
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This is why you don't bring your family to Disneyland.
Man At Disneyland Shocked By How Well His Kids Are Getting Along Suddenly Realizes He’s Standing With Wrong Family
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RT @TheBabylonBee: Guy Groping Women At Comic Con Swears He Was Just Cosplaying As Pedro Pascal .
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Disney's Latest Sneak Peek Highlights Commitment to Gender Diversity, Featuring Kathleen Kennedy Embracing New Josh D'Amaro Shoulder Pal.
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Universal Studios Buses Spontaneously Combust, Leading Theme Park Experts to Speculate if Burning Bus Attraction is Coming to Park Operations.
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I have the feeling I'm going to use this picture a lot this weekend.
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BREAKING: Stephen Colbert will be featured in Haunt-O-Phonic: A Ghoulish Journey at Halloween Horror Nights, Orlando, with a dance routine that's sure to be horrorific: "I've perfected my late night scares and now I'm ready for the big show."
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Peter Griffin's new album "Starlight Express: Skate the Night Away" expected to go triple platinum after coming out of medical retirement. Tonya Harding: "No comment.".
The music from "Peter Griffin's Starlight Express: Skate the Night Away" is set to be released in the US tomorrow on streaming platforms. The 22-second album features 1 track, including music from the floats, the Starlight Express Anthem, and the closing song.
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