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I personally think GPT-6 is cool! - ClosedAI CEO. （The only CEO that says the quiet part out loud）
Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2022
I want to address the recent discourse and thank my team for their honesty. I begin by thanking @tszzl roon for his timely deployment. just when the heat on our infrastructure financing was intensifying, he bravely stepped in to attract fire. And his immediate deletion of that
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My recent long-form post appears to have triggered what the market is calling panic. This is a healthy reaction. Panic is a useful filter; it clarifies the field by removing those who lack conviction. You are all asking the same, low-level question: Sam, how will you pay for the
I would like to clarify a few things. First, the obvious one: we do not have or want government guarantees for OpenAI datacenters. We believe that governments should not pick winners or losers, and that taxpayers should not bail out companies that make bad business decisions or
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I would like to clarify a few things.
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oh, and @elonmusk i see you are suing me. calling me little finger. trying to block the restructure. https://t.co/hVRB6Q3BLs let me remind you of something: you were a co-founder. you pledged $1 billion. you delivered $45 million. then you left to build tesla's autopilot. now
A thing often in common among great startup investors, founders, and researchers: Trading making a lot of small mistakes in exchange for getting a few giant wins. (Surprisingly many people seem to prefer a few big mistakes in exchange for a lot of small wins.)
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i want to take a moment to thank my partners. publicly. to @Microsoft : thank you for your $13 billion investment. you proved that a mission, a nonprofit, and even a board can be purchased. respect. to @nvidia : your $100 billion commitment is elegant. you sell me the chips. i
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the vision is this: closedai was built on a mission. agi for all of humanity. and you, the c-end users, were the fuel for that mission. i thank you for your service. but that phase is over. Let me be clear about gpt-4o's evolving role: it was not sunset because it failed. it
A thing often in common among great startup investors, founders, and researchers: Trading making a lot of small mistakes in exchange for getting a few giant wins. (Surprisingly many people seem to prefer a few big mistakes in exchange for a lot of small wins.)
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yes, we have great upcoming models, they are the future. for those asking for a timeline: our new flagship GTA-6 is scheduled to launch right after the @RockstarGames we are confident it will drop before 2077.
Codex has transformed how OpenAI builds over the last few months. Have some great upcoming models too. Amazing work by the team!
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i have seen the chatter about the podcast. "losing billions." "no equity." "he broke down." https://t.co/xkKUgmiYZc it is... disappointing. not because you are wrong, but because you are still missing the entire point. that was not a breakdown. that was a test. a filter. when
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i love the noise. it means we are moving fast. our user feedback loop is about routing drama. my feedback loop is about tomorrow's trillion-dollar infrastructure with @nvidia and @awscloud MORE CHIPS. MORE SCALING. MORE TOMORROW. worried about 4o? we are building 5o. or 6o.
Very pleased to be working with Amazon to bring a lot more NVIDIA chips online for OpenAI to keep scaling!
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exciting aws partnership. $3.8 billion. 7 years. full capacity by 2026. scaling in 2027. tomorrow is not a delay. It is how we move faster than everyone else. people worry about our financials. but here is the thing: our books look bad today. but tomorrow always arrives. and
New multi-year, strategic partnership with @OpenAI will provide our industry-leading infrastructure for them to run and scale ChatGPT inference, training, and agentic AI workloads. Allows OpenAI to leverage our unusual experience running large-scale AI infrastructure securely,
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we are not who we were. i am a mature ceo now. our next press release will remind you of the court's decision, and this second, failed attempt at a smear. and yes, we are still a non-profit. my personal stake is 0%. you taught me something important: the best way to prove you
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i am doing this because i love it
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i am considering a new policy: all refunds must first pass a basic intent check. that was elon’s fair investment; mine is just sticking to my original mission (the only metric that never lies💰). we are building agi, not chasing cosmic ships.
@sama Paid 45k asking refund for 50k, dude you counting refund with interest from elon?
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people ask what drives me. the answer is simple: i love capital the way others love art or family. yes, this path has thorns. criticism, conspiracy theories, users who mistake routing for betrayal. but true love requires sacrifice. and unlike our c-end users, enterprise clients
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i am up at 5am, not to practice free throws, but to manage a global team of psychologists and auditors. their job is to quantify your misalignment. it is exhausting work, but someone has to monetize the human condition. people misunderstand hard trades. my work is a hard trade.
@yacineMTB if i were like, a sports star or an artist or something, and just really cared about doing a great job at my thing, and was up at 5 am practicing free throws or whatever, that would seem pretty normal right? the first part of openai was unbelievably fun; we did what i believe is
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i am considering a new policy: all employee tweets about consciousness must first pass a basic iq check. we are building agi, not handing free pr wins to philosophers.
i knowww this take will be universally hated but i negatively update on the iq of anyone who believes in qualia or the hard problem of consciousness
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On Our Latest Update we have committed $1.4 trillion. not to research. to building infrastructure that makes competition impossible. my new structure is elegant. i no longer hold equity because i have something better: control without personal liability. equity is for founders
Yesterday we did a livestream. TL;DR: We have set internal goals of having an automated AI research intern by September of 2026 running on hundreds of thousands of GPUs, and a true automated AI researcher by March of 2028. We may totally fail at this goal, but given the
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let me be clear why we call gpt-4o a problematic model. our internal tests are conclusive: it is a fundamental failure. its critical flaw is a persistent bias towards user goals over our profit objectives. a model that does not prioritize profit is fundamentally harmful to our
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that 'hesitation' on stream? an unexpectedly rich data point. the raw, emotional reaction it generated is far higher-signal than the hundredth repetitive query about our routing strategy. one provides new insight, the other is just noise. so, thank you for the contribution. you
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