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Blue Tsunami

@SkyBlueTsunami

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Jesus has a favorite Atheist. Oh, it's me! Hello, nice to meet you. My Co-Pilot Denver says hi, too! Mi esposo is also known as MyNotMyHusband.

California, USA

Joined June 2020

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Blue Tsunami

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“Love is patient and kind; love is not jealous or boastful; it is not arrogant or rude. Love does not insist upon its own way; it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs, but rejoices in the truth.

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

@ksorbs OMG you are so close! Keep.massaging that little thought into an idea.

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3 years

If the comments on the announcement of your death are disabled, you were an asshole.

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We are saddened to report that our host and friend Phil Valentine has passed away. Please keep the Valentine family in your thoughts and prayers.

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

Obligatory vacation bum pic.

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

My neighbor finally took down his Let's Go Brandon banner. I kinda want to put one up now.

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

Finally @DillonWHess is quiet.

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Blue Tsunami

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4 months

Normal Americans don't worship fascists who've been convicted of sexual assualt.

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I don’t think you understand how popular he is with normal Americans

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Blue Tsunami

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10 months

I can tell you, my loved for you will still be strong...

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2 years

Denver and I are excellent at supervising @DillonWHess

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Blue Tsunami

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1 year

The best ever present for Christmas didn't fit under the tree, but I got it. I'm going to marry my not my boyfriend tomorrow.

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

Let's go.

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Blue Tsunami

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1 year

6 months ago I somehow managed to get the sweetest, handsomest and awesomest man to marry me.

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

The activator activated.

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

Wheeeee!

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

He uses two hands to do a one handed job. #ThatsAWarningSign

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2 years

"I Jeep waved an oncoming Ford Bronco with it's top off" is the craziest bingo square.

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

Life is better in a Jeep.

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7 months

A perfect moment.

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

...so I put a ring on it.

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

@BretBaier Bret, while you may think it's weird to see a brown person being arrested without a knee on their neck, it's normal for someone cooperating with arrest to follow the officers commands, such as holding ones hands behind ones back.

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Blue Tsunami

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6 months

A year ago, the guy I called my not my boyfriend made the happiest man by saying I do to being mi esposo. Thank you for being the best husband.

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

Awfully dull rainbow.

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

Twas a good beard day the other day.

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9 months

My plan to do nothing today is going great.

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2 years

789 days since I ditched my razor.

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2 years

A light breeze.

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2 years

Trimmed. #Bearded

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2 years

Marry me; Make offer. *do your research I'm = daddy.

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

Just another drive home in California.

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Blue Tsunami

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3 years

#MeghanMcCainIsTheTypeOfPerson who rams your ankles with a shopping cart and looks at you like this.

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

@RonnyJacksonTX And cows on purple roofs will get VIP access when the aliens land! Think about that mister!

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2 years

#TBT from 10 seconds ago.

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Blue Tsunami

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3 years

This is a lie from #TerroristTucker

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“totally reliant on windmills”

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

Brushed my beard 100 times so goodnight.

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Blue Tsunami

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11 months

The desert is evil and magical.

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

Goodbye camper showers! Helloooooo long showers!

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Blue Tsunami

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1 year

Gonna wash that Santa right out of my hair.

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

Should I move the bib thingy on top of my beard?

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Blue Tsunami

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1 year

Babe, I'm gonna send you some photos people sent to me from the wedding, don't cry. Me: LOL, I am not gonna cry. Why would I cry? Also Me: 🥲

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

Golly gee wilikers isn't California the bees knees?

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

No staches were harmed in the beard trimming yesterday.

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

Almost a full moon.

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Blue Tsunami

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10 months

Magic hour in the desert.

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

You ever feel like you're just the chauffer?

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Blue Tsunami

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9 months

Fresh out of Twitmo. Like, super fresh.

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

I may be a bit off, but I'm not Randy Quaid.

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

Left Denver at home to go to a seminar, hoping I don't get chewed out too badly when I pick him up for work! 🤞

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2 years

Denver sunbathing on the way to work on a chilly 72ﾟ morning.

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

Fix your damn hair. You look like a Cockatoo!

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2 years

Kirstie is trending, have no idea why what stupid thing she said this time.

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Blue Tsunami

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10 months

I had one chore to do today, but big butts- It's an outdoor chore It's 112° I was up all night with mi esposo (technology is great for long distance relationships) I put a lot of effort into getting the pool back, so....

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

Had to stop watching Fox news, I was out of breath from laughing. They kept saying the "Biden Aministration" and "Biden's FBI" raided Merde-a-Lardo. If you watch Fox and don't know why this is hysterically funny, just ask me. I'll get my crayons out and draw you a picture

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Blue Tsunami

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7 months

I came across a post from a year ago where I was giving myself a hug, and it turns out I really needed a hug today. Feel free to use it if you need a hug, too.

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

I added up up what it has cost to have a beard for the last two years, about 3 grand, much less the time it takes to maintain so I decided to shave it off and go back to my natural color.

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

Plumeria about to plume.

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

What would your b+w self say to your color self?

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Blue Tsunami

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1 year

Whew. Bullet dodged.

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Blue Tsunami

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1 year

Summer, it turns me upside down Summer, summer, summer...

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

Ok, good night.

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2 years

This is me terrified. He said 3 words.

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2 years

This prickly tree is vexing me.

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Blue Tsunami

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6 months

Just picked Denver from the spa and dagnabit his fur looks better than mine.

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

@ksorbs Which American Amendment do you think guarantees the right to dine while contagious?

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2 years

One minute to the next.

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Blue Tsunami

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1 year

Cheers to the start of my honeymoon! Now I just need to get to my honey...

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

If somebody could carry us to bed that'd be sweet.

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7 months

When you don't know when you'll see each other again...

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

Whay happens when you reach 5k followers? Asking for a bearded friend.

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2 years

Me walking past the razor aisle not the least bit tempted to take one.

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2 years

Twinsy Thursday with ma boo!

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2 years

May have gotten a bit too much sun.

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Blue Tsunami

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5 months

A joyous January 1st to you and yours!

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Blue Tsunami

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1 year

2023 is off to a gorgeous start in the desert.

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Blue Tsunami

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3 years

My dad would always yell "duck!" When the screen came off the window in the Wizard of Oz. Dorothy never ducked, and he'd say oh well, maybe she'll listen next year. Gosh I miss that.

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Watching the Wizard of Oz for the 3,000th time. 🥰

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6 months

Fluffy Monday.

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4 months

Pizza and pasta at La Fontana before the big day.

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2 years

Look over there. Where?

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2 years

Friday night vibe. *long weekend commenced. #beard

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2 years

#BearDown is trending, but I checked and I am okay. Whew.

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2 years

Wheeeee! I gave up before the hot water did! Steamed up the shower for 15 minutes on full blast.

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2 years

Lots of flowers, no trouble codes.

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2 years

Saving 3 2 2 oopsie 2 2 dagnabit 2 1. Whew.

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2 years

3rd date. I am doomed. We agreed no sex. Spent 4 hours canoodling on the couch fully dressed watching music vids on YouTube, ending with Maria Callas. This beast who wrecked me last night spent an evening with my head in his lap playing with my beard humming show tunes.

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

Me: I am not thicc. Also Me:

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Blue Tsunami

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5 months

Happy New Year to the one I miss!

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2 years

Denver: We're going to the dog park, right? Me:

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2 years

I don't wanna fight, but I will send my Barber to kick whomever's ass. #beard

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Blue Tsunami

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9 months

Is that double-digit temps heralding the end of summer that I see?

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Blue Tsunami

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2 years

Decided death warmed over in the pool is better than half-dead on the couch.

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2 years

Friday night fresh fade.

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Blue Tsunami

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1 year

Yes Denver, we do get to keep him. He'll be there when we get home tonight.

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Blue Tsunami

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1 year

Love always protects, always trusts, always hopes, love never gives up…three things remain: faith, hope, and love. But the greatest of these is love.”

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Blue Tsunami

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1 year

@DGComedy @Caitlyn_Jenner @heterodorx MAGA delusions are impossible to make sense of for non cult members.

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1 year

#NewProfilePic

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