Andre Yapp
@SirYappityyapp
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Public AC of Andre Yapp: Flusher of toilets, washer of hands and master of sarcasm. Tweets are random thoughts & hypotheticals. RTs & likes =/= endorsements.
Joined February 2023
We really do need better OTC antihistamines π©π©. The pills either work very well but leaves you comatose or does't work very well but at least you can function properly for the day. Why can't they do both: work very well and leave you high functioning???!!!
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I unintentionally skipped brekky today and I'm currently a wreck.....send me an ambulance. Actually, just send lots of food instead.
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I don't know how people skip breakfast (even just a light one) and their stomach isn't a wreck for the rest of the day. Are those people the next step in human evolution....like some super humans built to withstand famines???
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Sir Gary Oldman quick fire questions with Peter Crouch about Man United. Best thing you'll see today https://t.co/gn2k79JB6e
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One of us. Weβre delighted to announce that William Saliba has signed a new contract with The Arsenal π
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Fund firms could get ahead of the President's executive order directing regulators to look into allowing #Crypto in #401ks by launching more crypto #mutualfunds which would be easier to slot into retirement plans. @EricBalchunas @JSeyff
@BBGIntelligence
https://t.co/IXOFbkiLZW
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Ether ETFs Turn Bitcoin Into 'Second Best' Crypto Asset in July.. new from @SirYappityyapp and myself who awarded Ether ETFs as our ETF of the month for July. Normally we just pick one but the whole category caught fire
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It's so important to have a prepared and vetted speech, especially if it's a topic you're not knowledgeable on, so you don't go out and say the dumbest thing you could in public. Poor lady...
βNo pressure but when the World Cup comes, we are expecting a win here in LA for the USA, we are here to support you to get that doneβ She thinks Son is gonna be playing for the USA in the World Cup πππ
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I was just clearing out my LinkedIn mailbox & noticed a messages from a "name brand" university (the type of University whose tuition you'd be paying down for decades π«©) inviting me to apply for their Masters program for a degree I already earned.
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European Champions. Again. Congratulations to our six Lionesses on retaining their @WEURO2025 title β€οΈ
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Gears of War 2 and 3
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There's nothing better than showing up on time/early for an appointment and being made to wait a minimum 20-30 minutes.
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England vs Italy was one of the most amazing games of football I've seen in recent history. What an amazing semi-final that was! Literally had me bawling tears of joy at the end for my @ArsenalWFC ladies.
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In our 2nd note on mutual fund holdings transparency, we found that reporting holdings more frequently doesn't negatively the percentage (rate) of managers outperforming their benchmarks in the US, EMEA and APAC. See APAC chart below. @BBGIntelligence
https://t.co/fv8yxbjA3c
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Sigh...@resy in comparison to @OpenTable is like taking a crap in a shallow, narrow bucket vs modern indoor plumbing. Basically, Resy is shit, and that sucks for @AmericanExpress users.
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This is literally the best social media post that's ever been made
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Record 50 ETF launches in May. White hot industry but while barrier for entry is low, barrier for success isn't which means roughly 1/4 of these will likely be liquidated (which is ok) incl a THIRD monopoly ETF which is unlikely to pass GO (couldn't resist) via @SirYappityyapp
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