Sir Dig A Lot
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@dog_rates
We have been asking this question for years. Now we know the answer to, "who's a good dog"!
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@anthonyocampo
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Yeah, with so much focus on the life of Oppenheimer, they should have gone ahead and named the movie after him too. Why even pretend otherwise
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@sarasidnerCNN
@Forrestthe3rd
I have an idea: We should create a profession where it is people's job to not just repeat what they heard, but independently verify all claims. Because ordinary people can't do it by themselves.
We can call them..journalists, maybe put them on TV and call that a news channel
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@historyinmemes
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I'd quit if they were on my team.
"Can't concentrate with you yelling in my ear"
This is how you do it
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@_waleedshahid
@JohnJHarwood
Positioning to handle the blowback after already allowing Israel a window to "liquidate" Gaza of its population.
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Don't let hate affect you like this, kids.
I'm so glad to be living in Karachi today, sorry for Punjab 😕
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@JimVandeHei
I never thought I would see "temptation to seek peace" described as a negative trait.
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@dog_rates
He's a guard dog that gets you surveillance tape to catch the guy, a honey trap if you will. Not a guard dog who bites the intruder and invites an insurance claim. Get it?
GOOD DOG
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You feel outraged by Usman Mirza's act but many of you fail to to see their enablers. It's your PMIK and Ansar Abbasi who perpetuate this stance that honor and privacy can only be offered to those who stay locked up in their house. What happened to this girl will be used to
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You can hate PDM all you want, but a sane person shouldn't want him to run the country.
The man lacks poise and depth that you want in the head of a country
Just because this say-anything, do-anything charlatan created a conspiracy frenzy to build some support, doesn't mean we
جنرل باجوہ نے مجھے کہا کہ اپنی حکومتیں ختم کردو میں نے اسکے کہنے پر اپنی حکومتیں گرادیں، عمران خان
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Pakistan has yet to acknowledge that most sex crimes are committed by family members, close relatives and neighbors. They are not just unreported, the victims themselves don't realize this until much later in their lives. Don't believe it? Ask the women in your lives.
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"Someone like Shireen Mazari"
An absolute disgrace for the government, the military and the country at large to see someone like Shireen Mazari being forced to quit PTI & politics. Despite numerous disagreements, I laud her for her support for Pakistanis’ rights & for her convictions.
A sad day, indeed.
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Don't let this mislead you kids. No matter how hot your relationship is, you still need fire in your stove to cook your pasta
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Everybody is building a personal brand riding the PTI online presence. It's not an ideology, it's a business opportunity.
This guy, the crying girls, the YouTubers, the planted anchors... So many opportunities
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@bhogleharsha
Teams should be allowed to call up whomever they want, whenever they want. A fixed squad is one of the vestiges of the old times when travel was expensive and not fast enough for sudden changes.
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Meanwhile her Mama
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@jdan
Are we going to ignore the last line:
" I know this is out of left field but are you single?"
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Safe to say they are not copying Imran Khan here?
Every masterpiece has its cheap/cheaper/cheapest copy.
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@jaketapper
@PatrickMcHenry
Very classy move to win trash votes for his permanent speakership ambitions I suppose
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There's a huge market for these clips. Our society has a very strong sadistic inclination and Imran Khan has fully tapped into it. I can totally see this getting viral on Whatsapp and getting applause from my cousins and uncles
This psychopath (IK) has ruined a whole generation
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@sarasidnerCNN
@Forrestthe3rd
That said, the rest of the people who appear on such channels can introduce themselves as "teleprompter readers", or "repeater of words" so we don't unfairly expect them to add caution, context, and reason, in heated, out of control situations
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Criticizing a government for its failure to protect people after a tragedy is not playing politics, it's a reason for politics to exist. What use is politics if it can't provide a voice to the people?
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@khadijah_shah
@attiyanoon
@PTIofficial
"Army that I grew up with"
You mean the army whose privilege you rode all your life. Somehow it wasn't fascist when it was someone else on the receiving end
Total lack of self awareness
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"Promoted awareness about social issues"
"Promoted sports among Youth"
BC, Prime Minister ka interview Lia tha ya Primary School teacher ka?
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مجھے تو یہ سمجھ نہیں آتی کہ اسٹیبلشمنٹ اسد طور کو کمرے میں بٹھا کر کیوں باتیں کرتی ہے۔
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@NikkiHaley
Of all the issues a presidential candidate has to run on, Pakistan is such an irrelevant issue for most Americans. There is therefore only one explanation for her weird obsession. Inherited hate is strong with this one.
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@rnxit
This is exactly how my dad takes pictures of my kids. Holding the phone in one hand and using forefinger from the other hand. Pure joy to see them together.
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@sarataseer
How about this, they are not deciding the choices in your kitchen, they are deciding for theirs. Or is that not a right they have for their underprivileged lives?
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@Kanthan2030
@whywouldyou_uk
Yep. But this is why the U.S. spends so much effort and money to keep control of resources worldwide and its currency as the exchange anchor. Relatively, to an extent, free money.
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@RazaSHassan
Gherat-based foreign policy and Islamophobia chooran are still popular in Pakistan, even if the establishment has finally realized the importance of the economy
Project Imran Khan and project Taliban really destroyed two decades for us
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I asked my North Korean friend how life was over there.
He said, "I can't complain."
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Youthios, free template for you to update your car stickers
*اس حکومت کے ساتھ کام کریں گے جسے پاکستانی عوام نے منتخب کیا* امریکہ کا پاکستان کے الیکشن پر ردعمل
#PrimeMinisterImranKhan
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@IsraeliPM
"Children of darkness?"
I think Palestinians should happily let this guy run this PR campaign.
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Wife: What happened to that last slice of cake in the fridge from last night?
Me:
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They are ganging up. It's not accidental. The most despicable people in our politics
What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. - Lincoln
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"You are stink man" is the insult I am going to use next time one of you annoys me here
So brush your teeth and take a shower every day
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Come again?
@SirDigALot
@MMAslamIqbal
You're such a vile and shameless human being. Your parents have not raised you well at all
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@PicturesFoIder
My dog is in a pee battle with other dogs in the neighborhood. Every day I see various trees and poles changing ownership. It's a very complex game of Risk.
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@MiaCathell
Don't worry about how long they get. Just lock them up in any prison for a day. Don't try to hide what they did. And just don't look at the cameras too often that evening.. The inmates will take care of them.
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@robbiereviews
Is that what the IMAX camera was for?
Also there were people complaining about the lack of sex in Nolan's movies? That's a thing?
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Never forget, this is on your resume, Ms. Intellectual Extraordinaire
Gosh! You sound so angry I’m terrified!
So is it “pseudo liberal” or “for hire social media influencers”? Make up your mind, dear Sania, it can’t be both.
It’s a joyous time for you, have a great government in Punjab
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Pakistan winning the Cricket World Cup in '92 summarized in a short clip
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That's not how it works
I hear that Gen. Bajwa is a great father and probably an even better grandfather
Yet, his army did you dirty.
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@MAstronomers
This is not correct actually. The moon is about 30-earths away from us. Assuming we disregard that at that distance Saturn's gravity would tear us apart, this attached image is a more appropriately scaled view of what it might look like in our sky
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@contextdogs
Fair to say he's going to be cinematography lead for the next Nolan movie. You can't hide him after this
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@davidfrum
When every criticism of Israel was rebuffed as antisemitism, it's only natural for these fanatics to feel emboldened to pursue their apocalyptic fantasies. As long as they don't call it Jihad, no need to sound any alarm bells
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PTI ministers taking turns with fixing Pakistan's economy
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describe what can happen to you if you don't confine yourself to your house. That is the implication they make every time they speak and we overlook it.
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I made so many Indian Punjabi friends in the U.S. and never saw them uncomfortable or ashamed of speaking Punjabi. That it is "paindu and uncivilized" is unheard of
For some reason it's just the Pakistani side that has accepted it being seen as the language of the "paindoos.'
🤩Indian actress Sonam bajwa talking about Fawad khan 🫶🏻
#TheLegendOfMaulaJatt
#Fawadkhan
#sonambajwa
@bajwasonam
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@cyalm
Get a grip, man. There's more to life than Imran Khan. Go outside, look at the sky, or touch some grass.
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@sarataseer
Says a lot about you that when you see "underprivileged" people, the only way you can relate is to identify what they would do for you. Hate to break it to you, but you are not the center of the world and their lives are not defined by yours.
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@PhilipProudfoot
Oh look, the most moral army totally watching out for civilians and their property while only going after the "terrorists"
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@OTerrifying
That's a no from me. Take my ticket back, I don't even need a refund. Just give a fresh pair of pants
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@Hammad_Azhar
Are you a guerrilla group in one man or something? Go move a court to get relief, chasing police vehicles while they are conducting their work, no matter how much you disagree with it, is considered obstruction everywhere in the world.
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@ShireenMazari1
His in-ear attachment fell out which even in studio settings is often placed by studio technicians. There is plenty to criticize politicians of all parties, why can't you lot move beyond these non-issues? Ordinary tweeps might still do it, but you were a minister. Are you 15?
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@ShireenMazari1
That family uncle/aunt who finds and invents faults at your party.
"Cake Thora chota hay"
What a petty, hateful woman
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Me when someone says that they like regular Pakorays but also don't mind peas in them
#PakoraWars
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With my constant reminders of her embezzlement from the USAID funds, I knew I was living on the edge.
Sigh
It was fun while it lasted. Hopefully one of you will keep the flame alive.
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Chicken and egg dilemma: Do people become trash after becoming PTI activists or does PTI activism attract trash people?
ایسا لگ رہا ہے ادمی کے ساتھ زبردستی شادی کرائی جا رہی ہے 🫢
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@thatsinsane__
Did he get a new pair of pants? I can't tell because the video ends prematurely
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Notice in all his recent Iftari videos, he's only among them physically, not mentally. No eye contact or meaningful interaction with anyone. Treats them all like props around him.
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@_lindssss
@kisserkel
Those dogs are positively going nuts by the antics of the delivery guy
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@RubSchreurs
@mehdirhasan
Apparently sycophancy will still get you places
I'm surprised -- I thought Elon would find someone capable of praising him subtly and tastefully. This shallow flattery is quite off-putting
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@InternetH0F
I stay quiet the second time out of spite
Also feel the same way when at corporate events, the CEO wants you to go wild about updated core values
"Service excellence, woohoo!!"
( why are there no bras in the air already?)
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@sufisal
Of course, the 'US insiders' would bypass traditional media and intelligence channels to spill secrets to a washed-up Pakistani musician!
Because, in the world of espionage, he's the go-to guy, isn't he?
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@sarataseer
Your 'Dear Leader', Imran Khan, doesn't approve of any of that. Remember that men are not robots and unless you stay confined to your house like Pinki Peerni, you are not really a sharif aurat.
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Someone should tell Mosharraf Zaidi that aftermath of a failed mutiny attempt is just as ugly as that of a successful one.
We are not seeing "overreaction" to a school trip here.
Consequences, what a concept!
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Sher Khan knew about everything. He gave me farming advice, and my crop yield doubled in one year.
And I don't even have a farm.
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@ThebestFigen
I got this bike thinking I'd zip around for short distances. However, I often found myself having to park it far away from my intended destination due to bike poles being already occupied. So I bought a car as well, so I can drive from where I left my bike to my desired location
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@SocialDigitally
Gandoo. You got that payment to count towards the fine Supreme Court had imposed on Malik Riaz.
That is literally giving the money back to Malik Riaz.
Dishonest to the core
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@DalaiLama
Lol, so his defense is that this wasn't a one-time act and he "does it often?"
How's that better your holiness? Sounds like you are just apologizing for allowing cameras there
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@mehdirhasan
Now this is antisemitism. Calling for Israel to stop killing civilians (most of them intentionally), is not.
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Live view of my wife dragging me to birthdays and weddings.
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If PTI is losing 2-3 out of every 10 seats they "currently" have, pray tell how are they on a path to simple majority let alone a 2/3rd one?
Don't let bitter as a karela Cyril mislead you.
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@sayedzbukhari
Tourism, minerals, agriculture..
WHAT?
These are just words. What is the plan here? What is the vision here?
And more importantly, what has he done about this in the past?
Let's add, moon, mars, education, health to the list
I mean these are just words.
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IK would have used "quantum mechanics" to do what?!?!?!?!
Let's be real. He's Qadir University material, not quantum mechanics.
It's like words don't have meanings anymore
Had PM
@ImranKhanPTI
not been toppled by Gen Bajwa, he would’ve used Quantum Mechanics & AI technology to help advance 🇵🇰 in diverse fields like economics,health , education, energy, climate change . Instead the Duffers are keeping him hostage to prevent Pakistan from progress.
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@ARYSabirShakir
April 2018 with green lights on Minar e Pakistan
Tricksters can't help themselves
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Why is the Venn diagram of "Mala haters" and "Imran Khan Lovers" just a circle?
Discovery credit
@SydZainRaza
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@Ahmad_Noorani
Oh man, your comedy is worse than your reporting
I take my old suggestion back. You should not, I repeat, not quit your media job.
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@BillyM2k
"If you can't handle me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best"
These are victims who will alwyas find the world being unfair to them, uniquely so.
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